(I'm Back!! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Anyway I do not own any Naruto characters. The credit goes to Masashi Kishimoto.)

SOMEWHERE IN THE FOREST OF KONOHA HIGH-

"Suterusu-kun! It's all your fault that Sakura-sama threw us into the forest! You just had to tackle her! And onto me too!" Ryoku (the white wolf pup) complained to her twin brother.

"Geez Ryoku-chan I was just trying to have fun!" Suterusu (the black one) defended.

"Besides I felt left out."

'Hey! That's my line!'

"Inner-sama! Why are you get here?' Ryoku asked.

'Why am I supposed to be somewhere else?' Inner Sakura asked.

"Yes Inner-sama. You've gotta be with your outer in art class." Suterusu replied.

'And why is that?' Inner questioned.

'Because I heard that the teacher in that class wrote the Icha Icha series." The twins said in unison.

'…' A lightbulb flashed above Inner Sakura's head. 'OH MY FUCKING GOSH! MY OUTER IS IN THE SAME CLASSROOM WITH THAT FUCKING PERVERT THAT MADE THAT SHITTY ICHA ICHA PARADISE SERIES!' Inner screamed as she nearly tore her hair out of her scalp.

"We know." Ryoku stated.

'Well then, why the hell didn't you tell me?!' Inner shrieked as she ran back to her outer.

"*Sigh* I feel sorry for Sakura-sama." Suterusu told his sister.

"Ditto…"

IN JURAIYA'S CLASSROOM-

'Honey I'm home!' Inner shouted to her outer.

'Geez! What's with the shouting?' Sakura demanded.

'Well I never! I come back to make sure you don't get raped on the first day of school, and this is the way you repay me?' Inner shouted melodramatically as she put a hand over her heart, prtending to be hurt. Sakura mentally rolled her eyes.

She turned her attention to the first thing that she saw inside the class, and that was a man with grey spiky hair, and a big, perverted grin.

"Hello my lovely new student. I, Juraiya, will be your new teacher." He said to Sakura, but not to her face. Sakura followed his eyes, and found he was staring at her chest.

'PERVERT! I'LL KILL YOU!' Inner Sakura shouted as she took out a very big axe.

'We can't kill him! He's our teacher!' Sakura argued with her inner.

'I DON'T CARE! HE'S STARING AT OUR CHEST!" Inner screamed.

"Sakura-chan would you please tell me your likes and dislikes?" Juraiya asked with a grin that would make women run for the hills.

"Okay!" Sakura, a little too, happily said. "I like nice, honest people." Sakura said with a smile, "And I hate perverted teachers that check you out." She said while giving Juraiya an angelic smile. The class laughed at the girl's statement. The more stoic ones just gave an amused chuckle.

'Take that! You perverted asshole!' Inner shouted as she pumped her fists into the air.

"Did I say something wrong?" Sakura asked in an innocent voice.

"N-nothing dear. Now take a seat." Juraiya choked out as he pointed to an empty seat in between Sasori and Sai.

"Hey Sakura-chan yeah!" Deidara happily greeted the pink-haired girl from his seat behind her.

"Hiya Dei-chan!" Sakura replied his greeting. Deidara blushed at her nickname for him. Sakura took her sketchbook, and started drawing. Sakura barely noticed the intense stare that Itachi gave her. She also didn't detect the lust clouded eyes of her fanboys(so soon!), or the heated glare that Sasori, Deidara, and Sai gave them. She was so blissfully, or should I say stupidly (Not trying to isult her! Just add something her Inner would say.), unaware.

SKIP CLASS-

LUNCHTIME-

Ding.

'The bell. Time for lunch.' Sakura thought as she gathered her stuff, and headed for the door. Sakura was walking towards the forest with a lunchbox in her hands.

"Ryoku-chan! Suterusu-kun!" She called out. "Where are you?"

"We're here Sakura-sama!" Ryoku announced, as she and her brother appeared.

"Sorry about throwing you guys into the forest." Sakura apologized.

"No need." Suterusu reassured his mistress.

"Well you guys want lunch?" Sakura asked as she pulled the lunchbox from behind her.

"YES!!!!" Ryoku shouted. Sakura and Suterusu sweatdropped.

"Okay guys. Dig in." Sakura said as she opened the lunchbox. It was full of sushi, rice, dango, and even a box of pocky. Ryoku was about to grab the box of pocky, but Sakura snatched it before Ryoku could even touch it.

"Sakura-samaaaaa! I wanted that!" She whined.

"It wasn't me." Sakura said.

"If it wasn't you then who was it?!" Ryoku demanded. All of a sudden they heard cackling.

'MWUAHAHAHAHAHA! My pocky! My delicious pocky! It's all mine! No one shall have it but me! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!' She cackled as she stuffed one into her mouth.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ryoku screamed as she watched her beloved pocky being eaten by inner Sakura. Sakura rolled her eyes at the idiots that were surrounding her, and started to make herself some ramen using the hot water in her thermas. Poor Suterusu was long forgotten by his female companions. It gave him time to think about important things.

'I have got to get a guy friend.'

"RAMEN! I SMELL RAMEN!" Naruto screamed as he ran towards the smell of his beloved ramen. Everyone followed the ramen obsessed idiot. That is everyone except Temari and Shikamaru.

"DAMN YOU NARUTO! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR MY BABY!" Temari screamed as she chased the blonde-haired boy to kill him.

"*Sigh* Troublesome woman." Shikamaru drawled as he ran after his nutty girlfriend.

Hey guys. Sorry about it being so short. I just wanted to update as soon as possible. Anyway I hope you guys are ROTFL. Cause I was LMFAO writing the damn thing.

P.S. It's my B-DAY! Happy B-day to me!!! You know what would be a great b-day present? REVIEWS! SO PLEASE REVIEW! Or I will kill Inner Sakura! :D

Inner: Don't I get a say in this?!

Me: NO! That's the fun part.

Inner: Who's it supposed to be fun for?!

Me: ME! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!