Hey guys! *gets ready for the rocks and/or flaming object that may or may not come* I'M SORRY! I'm SO SORRY FOR being MIA for too long… Anyway, I'm going to try some new things . I'll tell you them. I'll put up a recap, and add some funny things that I found while looking around profiles. And lastly I don't own Naruto, or it's characters. They belong to Masashi Kishimoto. Oh, and PS. Remember Sakura's schedule? Well, me being such a dumb writer, forgot about it! IKR? Me? The story's writer! Anyway, here is the real one! :3
Homeroom: Kakashi
History: Kurenai
Home Ec: Anko
Break:
Calculus: Asuma
Art: Juraiya
Lunch:
Biology: Orochimaru(Let's pretend he was absent, okay?)
Gym: Gai
RECAP-
"RAMEN! I SMELL RAMEN!" Naruto screamed as he ran towards the smell of his beloved ramen. Everyone followed the ramen obsessed idiot. That is everyone except Temari and Shikamaru.
"DAMN YOU NARUTO! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR MY BABY!" Temari screamed as she chased the blonde-haired boy to kill him.
"*Sigh* Troublesome woman." Shikamaru drawled as he ran after his nutty girlfriend.
PRESENT-
"It's close! I smell it!" Naruto exclaimed as he anxiously sniffed the air.
"Why are following you into the forest?" Sasuke demanded.
"Because I smell ramen!" Naruto replied.
"Didn't you bring some for lunch?" Sasuke asked.
"I did. But I got hungry on the way here." Naruto Explained.
"DOBE!" Sasuke screamed as raised his arm to hit the ramen obsessed moron, but was stopped short by the blonde's outburst.
"RAMEN!" Naruto shouted as he pounced, or tried to pounce on an unknown person. "Itai!" Naruto screamed as his ass came into contact with the cold, hard ground, but he quickly recovered, and lunged for the bowl of ramen a few feet from him.
'Not my ramen!' thought Suterusu as he tackled Naruto to the ground. Suterusu then quickly got up, walked over to the steaming bowl of ramen, and started eating.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Naruto screamed in despair as he watched the black wolf pup finish eating the ramen, and walk away as if nothing happened.
"Why'd you scream Naruto-san?" Sakura asked with curiosity.
"MY BABY!" Temari screamed as she gave Sakura a bear hug, and the blonde just replied to the pinkette's question.
"He ate the ramen!" Naruto exclaimed as his eyes showed anime tears.
"It was Suterusu's to begin with Naruto-san." Sakura replied, unfortuneatly not oblivious to Temari's vice-like grip, but clearly oblivious to the blonde's despair. But just because she's not aware, doesn't mean our hilarious inner isn't. :3
"Do you have more Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked with a hopeful gaze on the pinkette. She was about to answer, but her inner had something else in mind.
'Ne Saki-chan!'
'Yes Inner me?'
'Tell him we don't have any more!' Inner ordered.
'Why? We more ramen in our backpack.' Sakura stated.
'Trust me! It'll be really funny!' Inner Sakura said as she allowed her evil smirk turn into a cheshire cat's grin.
'Okay!' Sakura agreed.
"Sorry Naruto-san, but I don't have anymore ramen." Sakura apologized. Naruto's face went blank for a few seconds, then out of nowhere tears started to appear.
Not the 'I fell down, and this bitch made fun of me' tears.
It was the 'I saw my bestfriend and my boyfriend fucking at a party, and when I told her that I saw them she said "Well he deserves more than a bitch like you"'tears.
"Naruto-kun! Calm down!" Hinata tried to talk to her boyfriend, but nothing worked, then out of nowhere Sakura asked.
"Hey Naruto-san what's your favorite part of gardening?"
Nobody said anything, then Ino spoke,
"Sakura-chan I don't think—" She was cut off by the blonde who, miraculously, recovered from his ramen breakdown.
"That's easy Sakura-chan! I like to get down and dirty with my hoe!" Naruto announced as he hugged Hinata, who, by the way, started blushing like 20 different shades of red.
"Naruto!" Neji growled.
"Hold on Neji. Hinata, let's meet after school so we could get some…," Hinata turned as red as a tomato, and so did Neji, but from anger. "…RAMEN!" He finished.
"NARUTO!" Neji yelled.
"Yeah Neji?" Naruto asked, oblivious of the killing intent coming from the long-haired Hyuuga.
"Run."
"Wha—"
"Run hard, and fast." Neji ordered as he pointed towards the school.
"Okay!" Naruto said as he ran like he was being chased by the devil himself, which he was.
"They must really like running huh?" Sakura asked.
"…"
The bell rang, and everybody headed to class.
"Bye bye now!" Sakura shouted as she grabbed her stuff, and ran away in lightning speed. While the two foxes disappeared just as soon as Sakura did.
'This girl's interesting." Sasuke thought as his eyes followed the pink-haired blob running back to school.
"Hey. Tell me what's Sakura's next class." Sasuke asked, more like demanded, the girls.
"Why Uchiha? Interested?" Asked a smirking lazy genius.
"Tch." Was the Uchiha's reply.
"I'll take that as a 'yes'." Shikamaru replied with a smug smirk. His smirk got even smugger, if that's possible, when he saw Sasuke's eye's twitch.
"Whatever." Sasuke said as stormed off to class.
"This will be an interesting year." The cloud watcher mused as he, and his girlfriend walked to class.
'I'm late! I'm late! OH MY GOSH I'M LATE!' Were the words that were in here head. Well those words, and her Inner screaming,
'WHAT? I'M LATE! RUN BITCH RUN! DON'T YOU DARE STOP RUNNING!'
'I know!' Sakura screamed at her inner self as she ran towards her next class, which happened to be gym, AND which also happened to be taught by non other than the green spandex wearing, mini-me having, youthful ranting the Almighty Might Guy! Eh jokes. He isn't liked people! Everybody HATES him! (Unless ofcourse you include Lee.)Anyway… Back to the story!
Sakura made it to gym without getting a late slip. Probably because they didn't notice her. Why wouldn't they have noticed her you ask? Well I'll tell you. Might Guy was giving another one of his 'Youthful' speeches, and can you guess who was helping? Yes you guessed right! It was… SASUKE!... Okay, okay I was joking. It was, obviously, Lee. Almost immediately after his speech Guy said he had another announcement. Everyone in the gym groaned out loud. Well everyone except Sakura, who, ran into the locker rooms to get dressed.
"Okay my youthful students! I am required to give you a warning about a dangerous gang member so that your youthful lives will not be in jeopardy!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. Everyone just rolled their eyes. "They told me to warn you, my youthful students, that there is an extremely dangerous, and not to mention unyouthful criminal that is taking away the lives of youthful students like yourselves. And not only youthful students my class, but youthful adults too! So you must be careful, or your youth shall be taken away from you!" At this point everyone in the gym was staring, wide-eyed, at Guy. Then Naruto raised his hand.
"Yes Naruto, my youthful blond-haired ramen lover?" Guy asked.
"What's this criminal's name?" He asked.
"Well they tell me this criminal is called 'The Shadow' (I know I know. Cliché right?)." He answered.
"Well is it a boy or girl?" Now it was Tenten's turn to speak. Guy thought for a minute before responding.
"Well we're really not sure. Nobody actually knows, and everybody who has ever met 'The Shadow' is either dead, or in an asylum."
"Why were they in an asylum?" Deidara asked(yes, he's in this class too. And so is Sasori, Kisame, Tobi, and 1 more member! Guess who!).
"Well they say that 'The Shadow' tortured them to the brink of insanity." Guy replied. The room was tense, and even Guy stopped his rambling on about youth thing to be serious for a moment.
"Well… Why do they him, or her, 'The Shadow'?." Gai turned to face the solemn face of a certain blonde-haired ramen lover. The green clad teacher opened his mouth to reply, but someone beat him to it.
"Because that's all they've seen of him. A shadow…"
Okay what do you guys think?
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah
I'm Sorry! I know that I am a horrible person! ;~; Don't get mad at me.