XD I'm back with another chapter wooh! :)

note- The tiing is totally messed up in this one, just ignore it :)

Disclaimer- I don't (and never will) own Ouran High School Host Club :(

Akira POV

"Great the library's too noisy so where are we going to go Haruhi?" I asked the brunette as we walked back out. "Also we haven't seen the others all day huh Akiko?" I asked my twin and she nodded.

"Don't worry about it though. I texted Miki to say we were staying behind to do our homework and she said that they would meet us outside this library," she replied and Haruhi looked confused.

"Miki?" she asked and we nodded.

"Yea she's our friend. We came here in a group of five which consists of us two, Miki, Sakura and Yuki," Akiko said and I nodded before turning upon hearing our names.

"Twinnies!" the voice yelled and we saw Sakura running towards us with Yuki and Miki tagging along.

"Hey!" we said as the others caught up.

"Guys this is Haruhi Fujioka. Haruhi this is Miki Kita, Sakura Okuda and Yuki Akimoto," I chimed. Haruhi held out her hand and while the others shook it, Akiko and I were looking at a map.

"Hey Haruhi, I still can't believe that those two Hitachiin brothers thought we were guys. I mean, we don't exactly look like them, our features are too feminine!" the pair of us chimed and Haruhi nodded.

"Yes I know. It was rather silly of them," she said.

"So Haru-Chan, what do you like?" Sakura chirped and Haruhi turned to her smiling.

"Well, I like a lot of things. I enjoy school and I like going out with my friends, it is also fun annoying my Father!" she said and we laughed.

"I don't really like some of the girls here though. They all just think they're the best and that they can do what they want just because they are rich," she finished and I totally agreed. Just because most of the girls and guys here came from rich or important families doesn't mean that they should be treated any different from us normal folks. In my view, it should be banned or something.

"Here we are, the third music room!" Sakura chirped before looking at us with a stupid expression on her cute face.

"Oh no. Yuki we forgot our books in the first library!" she said and Yuki gasped before nodding. "We'll go and get them then. Come on! We'll be back in a minute Aki-Chan, Aki-Chan and Haru-Chan!" she yelled as the two and Miki ran off. Haruhi, Akiko and I shrugged and began opening the doors.

"Welcome!" some male voices chorused as we walked inside. We saw six boys standing there and I noticed the twins from our class were two of them.

"This is a host club!" the pair of us chorused and joined Haruhi in trying to get out the door but somehow, it seemed to have locked.

"Wow its three boys!" the twins said in unison as we shook the door handle attempting to get out.

"Hikaru, Kaoru," a tall boy with glasses and black hair said. "I believe these three are in your class?"

"Yea. The twin boys don't really seem to like us and the other boy is shy. He doesn't act very sociably so we don't know much about him," they said shrugging.

"Correct!" Akiko chirped. "That love act was lame!" she continued and I nodded.

"Whatever!" the twins said and I looked at Akiko who wasn't paying attention.

"Baka!" I yelled at Hikaru starting an all-out insult fight.

(All meanings are at the bottom of the chapter.)

"Teme!"

"Yaro!"

"Busu!"

"Buotoku!"

"Okama!"

"Baka yaro!"

"Achike!"

"Roba!" I yelled back, sticking out my tongue in the process, knowing I had won. Hikaru pouted while Kaoru muttered words to him which I couldn't hear but within seconds, Hikaru was back up.

"Well that wasn't very polite was it?" the tall glasses man said.

Tamaki-
Kyouya- X X X
Mori-
Honey-
Hikaru-
Kaoru-

"Welcome to the Ouran host club, honour students," he continued and the tall blonde with violet eyes popped up in front of him.

"What? You must be Haruhi Fujioka, Akiko Takeda and Akira Takeda!" he said as the three of us continued rattling the doorknob trying to get out. "You three are some of the exceptional honour students we've heard about!" he finish and we stopped attempting to murder the door.

"How did you know our names….?" Haruhi said quietly turning to face the boys.

"Why you're all infamous. It's not every day that commoners gain entrance into our academy. You must all have audacious nerves to work hard enough to fight your ways into this school as honour students." the tall glasses boy said. I can't believe he actually said that, it hurts!

"Well uh thank you I guess—" Haruhi started but was cut off by the tall blonde.

"You're welcome. You three are heroes to other poor people!" he said wrapping his arms around the three of us, seriously freaking me out. "You have all shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an elite private academy!" he said in a speech like voice and all three of us pulled away. Akiko and I stood back while Haruhi walked away and when the blonde followed her, she would go the other way. "It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others," he continued and Haruhi looked pretty unaffected.

"Yo blondie!" I yelled and he turned to me. "I think you're taking this poor thing a little too far!" I said but he ignored me so my twin and I walked over to Haruhi and walked with her.

"Spurred, neglected, but that doesn't matter now. LONG LIVE THE POOR!" he yelled and I covered my ears. "We welcome the three of you to our world of beauty!" he continued and we walked over to try the door again.

"Hey come back here Haru-Chan!" a short boy called after us. He grabbed Haruhi around the waist and dragged her back in. "You three must all be superheroes or something that's so cool!" he said.

"Sorry but no," I muttered.

"We aren't heroes, we're honour students okay. AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING HARU-CHAN!" Haruhi yelled in his face and I kinda felt sorry for him for a moment. The small boy ran away to the stoic who hadn't said a word and the blonde appeared next to me.

"I never imagined a famous scholar would be so openly gay," he said and I saw Haruhi mutter something. "So tell me what guys you like. Do you like the strong silent type? Or maybe the boy Lolita? How about the mischievous type? Or, the cool type?" he said and the three of us backed up.

"Uh… It's not like that. We were just looking for a quiet place to study!" I yelled and he came forward and tilted Haruhi's chin up while we stood either side of her.

"Or maybe, you're into a guy like me. What do you say?" he said going dangerously close to her face. She pulled herself back with our help and we fell backwards crashing into a podium with a vase on top. Akiko and I fell to the floor but Haruhi turned and gasped as she tried to catch the vase that was now falling to the floor but she narrowly missed and it shattered. We looked up behind Haruhi and noticed Hikaru and Kaoru standing there.

"Aw!" they said.

"We were going to feature that renaissance vase in an upcoming school auction!" Hikaru said, staring down at it.

"Oh now you've done it, commoners. The bidding on that vase was supposed to start at eight million yen!" Kaoru continued and all three of our faces paled.

"EIGHT MILLION YEN!" Akiko and I shouted and I muttered an 'Oh crap' after it.

"Uh… We're gonna have to pay you back…" Haruhi said.

"With what money? You can't even afford to buy a school uniform!" The twins said together.

"What's with that grubby outfit you've got on anyway?" Kaoru asked as the tall glasses boy picked up a piece of the vase.

"Well what do you think we should do, Tamaki?" he said, referring to the tall blond. Tamaki sat in a chair and looked at us. Akiko and I stood up next to Haruhi and awaited his decision.

"There's a famous saying you three may have heard. When in Rome you should do what the romans do. Since you three have no money you can pay with your body. That means starting today, you three are the host clubs dogs!" he said and I groaned.

"I guess these guys think we're all boys then huh?" I whispered and Haruhi and Akiko nodded.

"Okay first off, go and get everything on the list!" Tamaki said throwing us a list. Oh great, Just how I wanted to spend my after school, shopping for rich boys who had practically kidnapped us.

Miki POV!

Sakura, Yuki and I were just walking towards the abandoned music room when we heard shouting inside.

"I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU OR NOT! WE BOUGHT IT SO NOW YOU WILL EAT IT!" It yelled and for an instant I thought it was Akira… Oh Kuso…. I looked at Yuki and the three of us dashed inside only to find said girl shouting at a tall redhead. For some reason, there was a brown shopping bag at her feet with things like cake and milk spilling out. She and the redhead looked like they had been going at it for a while before we came in.

"WELL I SAY YOU THREE COMMONERS GO BACK AND BUY US REAL CAKE UP TO OUR STANDARDS!" he shouted back and I noticed Sakura behind him but Akira hadn't noticed.

"DON'T YOU TALK TO MY YOUNGER COUSIN LIKE THAT YOU MINIKUI INOSHISHI!" she yelled and the boy turned before looking down at her and visibly winced.

"Sakura; don't you think it was going a bit far to call him an ugly wild pig?" I said and Sakura turned around innocently, shaking her head.

"Of course not Nee-San!"

"I agree. He and his twin are both ugly wild pigs!" Akiko chimed in and Yuki giggled.

"Maybe in your views but it's still not nice!" she said. "And what has happened here anyway!"

"Well these three broke an eight million yen vase and are now working as our dogs until their graduation!" the pair of twins said in unison. "We sent them to get our shopping and they brought us this stuff called instant coffee and also some really cheap crappy cake!" they continued.

"I'm going to give this stuff a try!" a tall blonde yelled suddenly and the girls in puffy yellow dresses around him gasped. "I will drink this coffee!" he continued and everyone around him clapped including the twin boys. "Alright you three, make us some of this instant coffee!" he ordered and I saw Akiko, Akira and Haruhi grumble.

"Yes boss…" they all mumbled sarcastically and wandered off to find some cups. I looked around the large room and noticed that there were many large red sofas dotted around the room in pairs, with an expensive looking oak table in the middle. On each table was a vase filled with flowers, some in different colours but most were red. Hanging from the ceiling, once again, were crystal chandeliers… or maybe they were diamond… I hadn't a clue. On one side of the room, the whole wall was covered in giant arching windows, all complete with large curtains, currently pulled to the side.

"Wow," I gasped as I wandered over.

"It's gorgeous," Yuki said from beside me. I was going to respond just as I felt myself being pushed forwards and sideways.

"Save us!" Akiko and Akira moaned, clutching my cardigan and shaking both it and me as they sunk onto their knees and started begging.

"I can't do anything, you got yourselves into it. Anyway it can't be that bad." I shrugged, patting their heads. Akiko's head shot up.

"Oh it's that bad. I've already had to stop Akira killing the gingers twice," she told me as Akira lifted her head up.

"We've just been to the shops and they just rejected everything we bought!" she told me.

"That's because you bought the wrong stuff for them," Yuki said, helping me tug my way out of the twins grip. "Normal cake and coffee won't do for them, they're rich. Did you try giving them any of Gina's stuff?" The twins both slapped their heads. Gina was one of our closest friends and our employer. She ran a beautiful little cafe that had delicious cakes and hand ground coffee beans. She was American but had moved here after her father had died, leaving her the cafe. I looked around.

"Hey have any of you seen Sakura?" I asked. Everyone shook their heads.

"The last I saw her she was heading over to that kitchen bit talking about cake with some little boy," Akiko told me. Shit. I ran over to the kitchen bit just in time to see the blonde boy in our class push a plate of cake towards Sakura who immediately began eating it.

"Sakura… How many times have I told you not to run off? You'll get lost," I said in a slightly stern tone. Sakura frowned and ran over to me and we walked out of the kitchen, closely followed by the boy, I think was called Honey. The atmosphere outside was nice- not calm but not too exciting either. It was the type of atmosphere you could be comfortable in and not feel like you had to contribute in anything. I liked it.

NOTE

warning- Mori will be OOC in the third chapter
warning- the next chapter will be pretty short :(

Meanings

Teme- kind of like shouting 'you bastard' or something like that :)
Yaro- bastard
Busu- extremely ugly (girl)
Buotoku- extremely ugly (boy)
Okama- faggot
Baka Yaro- stupid idiot
Achike- fuck off
Roba- donkey