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Hidan,
wake up! We have a meeting," Said Kakuzu as he shook Hidan
awake.
"Fine," grumbled Hidan. Suddenly Hidan ran to the bathroom and threw up.
"Hidan!" yelled Kakuzu as he ran over to Hidan.
END OF RECAP
"Hidan
what's wrong?" Kakuzu asked, placing a hand on Hidan's
forehead
to check his temperature.
"I don't ," he threw up, "know."
"Well,
you have a fever," stated Kakuzu as he placed Hidan on his
bed.
"I'll go to the meeting and relay the info, okay?"
"You
look a lot better than before," murmured Kakuzu as he walked back
in
the room.
"I feel better then before," replied Hidan, nodding his head.
"Leader-sama
says you have to come to the meeting whether you're sick or
not,"
muttered Kakuzu, glancing down at his ill partner.
Hidan
glowered but got up anyways, feeling his stomach churn with nausea
as
he walked into Pein's office.
"Now
that Hidan here, let's start the meeting. Now I have an
announcement
you see I did an experimental jutsu called the Kainin
no jutsu on Hidan and it
turns Hidan's insides like a woman's,
so he can carry a child. The reason
I chose Hidan is because Hidan
and Kakuzu fuck like bunnies. Also because I took
some of Hidan's
blood and ran a maternity test, so I know he's
pregnant," Pein
explained, a small smirk on his face.
"Why the hell did you that!?" shouted Hidan, arms flailing slightly.
"I
did it because I realized that all of you will die sooner or later,
you
should produce heirs," Pein stated in a nonchalant tone.
"Why me?!" shouted Hidan, a confused expression splayed out onto his face.
"I
chose you because I know that Kakuzu would impregnate you the
fastest.
Oh and don't be too mad at me because I'm going to
this to everyone after we
see how your body handles the pregnancy
and birth," Pein shrugged and sighed
quietly.
"You
know, one day I'll sacrifice you to Jashin!" threatened Hidan
as
he stomped out of the office, seething.
"Hormones," said everyone in unison.
"I heard that!" growled Hidan from the hallways
"Who are you going to this jutsu to?"
asked Sasori, scratching at the back
of his head, not particularly
caring.
"Deidara,
Itachi, and Tobi if everything goes to plan. Now everyone out of
my
office!" Pein exclaimed, waving his hand in a way to tell them to
get
out.
When Kakuzu entered the room Hidan was on his bed crying.
"Why are you crying?" asked Kakuzu, kneeling beside Hidan.
"I'm
crying because were going to have a child and I'm not ready to
have
a child!" explained Hidan, burying his head into his hands.
"true
you are not ready to raise a child but we are. Now, go to sleep
it's
late," Kakuzu told him, pushing him against the bed.
"Yes mother," snorted Hidan as he rolled over to go to sleep.
"Yeah, yeah," said Kakuzu sardonically as he got in to bed. CHAPTER 3
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