Mistletoe; Ed and Envy Christmas Drabbels.

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CAUTION! Ed x Envy, randomness and a lot of things you shouldn't try at home.

Christmas Palmtree.

Alphonse sighed. Since Envy lived with them, he and Ed didn't leave each other alone. And they weren't fighting, but in Al's opinion this was much worse.

But he had a solution! It was close to Christmas and they had to raise the tree. So, to make sure Edward and Evy would leave each other alone for a second, he would ask them to do that and he would go shopping. Nice plan, isn't it?

"Nii-san! Envy! I want to ask you something!"

Ed and Envy looked up.

"I'll go shopping, in the mean time can you two raise the Christmas tree for me?"

"Of course we can!", Ed screamed happily, "We'd love to do that!"

Envy nodded and smirked as usual: "But don't expect the stuff is staying intact..."

Ed twitched: "If you crush, break, demolish or destroy something, you can forget sleeping with me tonight."

Envy shuddered, Al sighed.

"I'll be going now, see you later!"

"Bye!", they said togheter, and Alphonse left his older brother and his boyfriend alone.

Ed and Envy looked at the tree, complete with decorations, crib and even a star on top of it. And now they've got nothing to do anymore.

"Oi, Envy-koi?"

"What?"

"What should we do with de spare stuff?"

"Why?"

"I know another tree to decorate, y'know?"

Envy choked, but all his protest could prevent the next things that happened...

Al came home, but when he heard the noises behind the door, he decided to stay outside and listen.

"Stay away!", that was Envy.

"C'mon, I know you want it." Edward?

"Shut up! It hurts!"

"Homonculli don't feel pain, dope"

"Don't do that! Are you planning to tie me up?"

"I thought you'd like it rough!"

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing special."

"Ed, no don't!"

Alphonse opened the door to save Envy from whatever Ed was doing, but he was so amazed his armored body became numb.

Envy looked in horror when Ed placed the plug into the socket, wich lighted all the tree-lights in Envy's hair.

He too was decorated as a Christmas tree, just like the real tree in the living room.

Al sighed: "And I though you were doing something like bondage..."

Ed blinked: "Nice idea!" And Alphonse Elric was stunned again.