Rewrote by Deadly Kiwi ish Better
Hidan
had just gotten up from vomiting and Kakuzu had given him a glass
of
water to wash his mouth out.
"So
how long does this morning sickness goes on for?" asked Hidan,
taking a
sip of the water and spitting it into the sink.
"Until
your fifth or sixth month." explained Kakuzu, shrugging
his
shoulders.
"You
got to be fucking kidding me!" yelled Hidan, letting out an
exasperated
sigh.
"No
it's true and it's not as bad as the pains you'll be getting
in
month number five when the baby starts moving and kicking,"
stated Kakuzu as
he was about to put Hidan on his bed.
"Kakuzu
put me down, I want to go get something to eat," huffed
Hidan,
kicking and wriggling to get out of Kakuzu's strong grasp.
"No
you need to stay in bed and get comfy because that's where you
are
going to be for most of these nine months," growled Kakuzu,
holding on
tighter to Hidan.
"Why?" asked Hidan, tilting his head and stopping his struggling.
"You
need to stay in most of the nine months because you're a
male
carrying a child, so god knows if the umbilical cord
might break form
vigorous activity any their complications,"
advised Kakuzu, glad that Hidan had
stopped struggling.
"Oh," said Hidan, a bit flabbergasted.
"Now what do you want to eat?" asked Kakuzu, putting Hidan on the bed.
"Tomato
and ice cream sandwich!" said Hidan, getting under the blankets
to
get comfortable.
"That's
disgusting!" Kakuzu sneered as he thought about Hidan eating
that.
"I
know but I just have a craving for it." grumbled Hidan, fluffing
a
pillow and nuzzling into the mattress.
"All
right I'll get the sandwich," huffed Kakuzu, walking out of
the
room and into the kitchen.
When Kakuzu had walked into the kitchen and everyone stopped talking.
"What were you all talking about?" asked Kakuzu.
"We
were talking about how Hidan is pregnant!" exclaimed Tobi,
grinning
like an idiot behind his mask.
"Tobi
you idiot, you weren't suppose to tell them that we were
talking
about that!" yelled Deidara, smacking Tobi on the head.
"Sorry Deidara," pouted Tobi, going to sit down at the table.
"You
know that Leader-sama is going to the some you guys too," said
Kakuzu
as he made Hidan's sandwich.
"Why
the hell are you making a tomato and ice cream sandwich!"
asked
Zetsu, gagging a bit.
"I'm
making it because it's what Hidan wanted. It's not like it's
any
worse than eating people!" Kakuzu commented, his voice
coming out in a
smooth tone.
"That's
gross!" yelled Deidara, sneering and throwing up a bit in
his
mouths.
"That
looks great!" said Tobi and everyone looked at him. "What?"
asked
Tobi, tilting his head stupidly.
"Tobi…
What the… hell is… wrong with you?!" yelled Deidara,
flailing
his arms.
Not
wanting to listen to them any more, Kakuzu left to bring Hidan
his
sandwich.
"Finally!
You're back I'm starving!" cried Hidan as he took a bite of
the
sandwich.
"I was only gone five minutes," stated Kakuzu as he rolled his eyes.
"Yeah whatever," Hidan mumbled into his sandwich.
"I love you too." muttered Kakuzu, glaring down at Hidan.
"Let's
take a nap I'm sleepy." Hidan yawned, cuddling against the
bed
and putting his plate off to the side.
"Okay,"
Kakuzu murmured as got into the bed and cuddled Hidan into his
chest
Rewrote by Deadly Kiwi ish Better