Mistletoe; Ed and Envy Christmas Drabbels.

OmiGosh! I uploaded sooooo long ago! but don't worry! here's a new story for you all!

Disclaimer: of course I don't own FMA... I don't even own my cat...

CAUTION! Ed x Envy, my twisted humour, swearing and a bit of crossdressing, but Envy always wears a skirt.

Red with fluffy things.

Envy just lost a bet. A bet with Greed. So Greed handed him the outfit he should wear the whole day. He looked at it...

"YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME TO WEAR THAT?", he yelled.

Greed smirked: "I think it'll look amazing on you. Why don't you show it at you boyfriend?"

Envy blinked, how did he know about that!

He looked again. It was red, and soft, but that... fluffy rim at the bottom!

"It's a skirt and shirt with gloves and shoes, in Christmas style! If only I had a hat..."

Envy grumbled and pushed Greed out of the room, so that he could change.

Envy opened the door. Very slowly. Greed was eating and Lust was reading. He walked towards the door. Very slowly. Greed looked up, and started laughing. Envy kicked him. Very fast.

Lust looked up too and began to choke.

Envy grumbled: "I'm leaving."

"No wait, let me take a picture of this!"

"NO! I'm going! Now!"

"Come on, I want to go to my friends in the Devil's Nest and say, this is my brother Envy!"

"FUCK YOU! I'M LEAVING!", Envy screamed and he ran out the house.

Greed was laughing his ass of, and Lust raised a brow.

"Greed?"

"He lost a bet."

"Okay.", Lust nodded and went back reading.

"Fuck this all...", Envy pulled at his skirt, "It's even shorter as my normal one."

He walked trough a dark alley, and just when he thought he was alone...

"Look at this! Santa's little helper's lost!"

Envy growled and turned around. Three guys, perfect!

"Hello missy, how are you? Need some help?"

"No, now go away, I already have a boyfriend.", Envy grinned and thought of Ed.

"Where is he then?"

Envy sighed and spoke: "Look, I'm a GUY! And I'm not planning to be raped tonight. SO LEAVE!"

The guys stood there, just silently watching, and Envy walked away.

Finnaly he reached his destination: the home of the Elrics.

"He dind't want to ring the bell, so he decided to climb to Ed's bedroom window.

He saw Ed reading, and decided to call him: "Edoooooooo-chan!"

Ed looked up, and looked and the window... and became dark red. Very dark red.

He opened the window and looked at the homonculus.

"What?", Envy said frustrated, "Oh, this. Well I lost a bet and..."

"You look good, y'know?", Edward said, with a hungry undertone. He looke Envy up and down.

Envy looked at him confused: "I look... what?"

But Ed didn't like repeating what he said tonight. He jumped on top of Envy and started to kiss him deep and passionate...

Greed looked at Envy: "So you actually weared it?"

Envy nodded.

"Well give it back then!"

"Nope. It's great!"

"What?", Greed blinked in confusion.

Envy smirked: "It gave me a long hot night. So it's mine now."