Mistletoe; Ed and Envy Christmas Drabbels.

I had a math test, and it gave me INSPIRATION! but the test went very bad...

Disclaimer: Envy died so... I don't own FMA!

CAUTION! Edward x Envy, hints of Mpreg, and kitty torture! OÖ

Just another Christmas.

Winry's last visit at the Elrics was almost ten years ago, and she was pleased when Ed called her and invited her to celebrate Christmas at their house. "The only thing you need to do is buy a present for a boy and a girl. They are both five years old and they believe in Santa." Winry agreed, but whose children could they be?

But Winry stopped thinking about that when she got on he train to Central. She couldn't wait to see them again.

"Let go of Eddie!"

"No!"

"Let. Go!"

Ed yelled in frustration: "Why did you even name that thing after me!?"

Alphonse was silent, the five year old boy too. Ed sighed, such a mess...

"Al, can you go pick Winry up for me? Will, would you leave that thi.., the cat alone?"

The bigger one cheered and rushed away, the smaller boy pouted. Ed hugged him and said: "Now, a big and strong man like you can go help daddy with the Christmas tree, can't he?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because I want to play with someone!"

"I will play with you after that!"

"No."

Edward looked at him and sighed again, time to do something more drastic: "William Elric, listen to your parents or else Santa won't give you a present!"

Will's eyes became wide and he began to pull on Ed's sleeve: "Come on daddy! Let's raise the tree!"

Ed grinned and walked away with the boy.

When Winry entered the house, the first thing she noticed was a small boy and girl on the carpet, the were quarreling.

"My present is going to be bigger!"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because I helped daddy with the tree!"

"But I helped daddy with cooking"

Al smiled and called: "We've got a visiter! Are you two going to introduce yourselves?"

They both jumped on their feet and ran to Winry.

The boy was first: "My name is Will! And that is my little sister Trishie!"

Trishie pushed Will and shouted: "I'm not little!"

Winry blinked, that sounded just like...

"Edo-cha-an!"

Edward came out of the kitchen: "Didn't I say you that you mustn't call me like that!?"

The other male stood there, Al pulled Winry out of the way.

Envy walked towards Ed: "What were you doing in the kitchen?"

"Why are you asking that?"

"Because it's my and Trishie's place! We made the dinner!"

"So that means you can't come near the Christmas tree? Me and Will raised it!"

"That's different! You would destroy all the lovely things we made!"

"I didn't even know you can cook!"

Will and Trisha looked at each other and then both shouted: "Shut the fuck up!"

The adults blinked, then Ed roared: "Who learned them that!"

Alphonse petted Eddie while he told Winry what happened when she was gone.

"...and nii-san and Envy were in love, but because of that accident nii-san became..."

"He became pregnant! Man, he was a real pain in the ass in those days!", Envy shouted.

Al nodded: "And he gave birth to a twin. William and Trisha Elric."

Winry smiled: "So they named the girl after your mother, but is Will named after someone?"

Al paused, but Envy answered: "He's named after me!"

Ed noded: "And he's just like you, he attacks Eddie..."

"He PLAYS with Eddie, koibito."

Both the kids were sleeping, and Ed and Envy looked at each other, then went to get the presents.

Winry woke up from a loud scream: "Nii-san, lok at my doll!"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"Because I''m playing with my sword!"

She went downstairs and saw the twins playing with their gifts.

"You two are forgetting something...", she grinned.

They looked at the tree, and pulled at the big, big present that stood beneath it.

"Wow..."

Edward and Envy came downstairs just that minute and looked at the present.

"Winry you didn't..."

"Made it all by myself!"

"You can't mean this! It's..."

Envy cut down his partner and shouted: "Oh my God, it's fantastic! You're brilliant!"

"Thanks!", Winry grinned, and to the children: "You two, it's a real story. You can ask your daddy to tell it to you before you go to sleep."

Ed groaned, Envy smirked.

"What does the title say, hunnies?", Winry asked.

"The great adventures o the Fullmetal Alchemist!", they both laughed.