Kakuzu glared heatedly at Hidan knowing that a large headache was coming on as he said in a voice laced with annoyance, "I have it check up on the baby, now are you going to let me or do I have to tie you to the bed?"
"I don't have to, if I don't want to fucker," Hidan shouted back in obvious anger as he started to back away from the other Akatsuki member and his so called lover.
Kakuzu let out a soft sigh as he shook his head and said while a few treads shot out of his cloak to bind Hidan's hands, "I warned you."
"Mother fucker," Hidan yelled out as he tried to back away even more but this only resulted in making him falling backwards onto the bed, Hidan's purple eyes narrowed as he practically hissed out the phrase, "Let me go."
"Sorry but I can't do that, just remember this is for the best." Kakuzu muttered as he pushed open Hidan's cloak even more then it already was after he had summoned an ultra sound. Frowning Kakuzu looked at the screen and then back to Hidan muttering softly to himself in slight confusion, "This can't be right"
"What! What's not right!? Answer me you bastard!" Hidan shouted franticly as he pulled at his binds.
Kakuzu didn't want to answer Hidan's question, but he knew he had to, "If this thing is right you're going to have triplets."
"Fuck, no fucking way." Said Hidan about to cry, tears drifting at the corners of his eyes. Kakuzu quickly wrapped an arm around the silver haired man's waist comfortingly, hoping that he would calm down.
"This can't be happening," whimpered Hidan as he started to sob.
"Unfortunately it is but don't worry nothing bad is going to happen." Said Kakuzu with a small sigh.
"How can you be so fucking calm?" asked Hidan frustration coating his voice thickly.
"Because I'm not the one pregnant, though I do have deal with you," Kakuzu answered teasingly.
"Shut up fuck face." Yelled Hidan as he looked away angrily.
"Alright, alright do you want me to get you anything to eat?" Kakuzu asked while standing up knowing that Hidan was in the worst of moods.
"I want you to untie me, you ass hole!" yelled Hidan starting to panic slightly when he realized that Kakuzu was going to leave and tied to the bed for Jashin's shake!
Kakuzu ignored Hidan's request and slammed the door shut behind him as he left the room knowing that the silver haired man would eventually break the thin threads that he tied him with. Kakuzu then ran to the kitchen were he found Deidara, Tobi, Zetsu, and Sasori. Kakuzu smirked under his mask as he said to the others, "I think Hidan is pissed right now so I would try to avoid him."
"How did the check up go?" asked Zetsu with boredom lacing his voice.
"Yeah un, we want to know!" Deidara said smiling
Kakuzu answered softly, "He's having triplets, that's why he's so mad right now." Everyone in the room gasped in surprise and some of the cold hearted criminals even sent Kakuzu a few pitying glances.
That was when Itachi walk into the kitchen though while saying in his usual emotionless voice, "Hidan is coming and he looks like he wants blood." Deidara quickly hid all of the nearby knives knowing that since Kakuzu and Pein took all of his weapons away Hidan would look for anything sharp to use against them.
Kakuzu paled slightly and hid himself behind Zetsu right when he was safetly out of sight Hidan walked in screaming at the top of his lungs, "Where is the mother fucker?"
Deidara quickly hid behind Sasori saying, "I don't know yeah!"
"You're lying!" yelled Hidan glaring at the blond.
"Sasori-Danna saves me un!" Deidara screamed out in fear while practically jumping onto the red head's back. Itachi just rolled his eyes, but kept his mouth tightly shut.
"Hidan you need to calm down, being all worked up is bad for the babies." Said Sasori calmly trying to make the screaming stop.
The male in question though just looked at him as a small smirk played his lips, "The only way you could have known that I'm having babIES is if Kakuzu told you. So come on out fucker!" Yelled Hidan as his eyes darted around the room looking for the missing male.
Kakuzu stiffened but did not come out, he did NOT want to die today. Deidara was starting to snicker though at the horrified expression that was show in Kakuzu's face and the stitched together member glared at him.
Zetsu moved aside because Kakuzu was the only one who could calm Hidan down and he did not like being a shield.
Kakuzu stiffened as Zetsu moved aside and knew that Hidan would probably
try to kill him. But Hidan ran into Kakuzu's arms sobbing which caused him to jump slightly in surprise, not expecting Hidan's sudden mood swing. He decided though to go with it and quickly wrapped his arms around Hidan as he started to rub small circles in his back soothingly.
"Wah Kuzu I'm sorry if a scared you" sobbed Hidan.
Kakuzu blushed slightly though no one could tell because his face was covered. "It's okay as long as you're feeling better now." He finally said.
Hidan looked up that Kakuzu and said, "Kuzu I'm hungry."
"Umm what do you want to eat?" Kakuzu asked as he looked at the others slightly begging them for help. Deidara giggled slightly at the sight of the two together and said softly to the red head he was still next to, "Danna should we help Kakuzu?"
"No brat." Sasori answered simply.
"Danna, what are we going to do then?" asked Deidara bored out of his mind.
"Nothing right now brat, now shut up!" Sasori half yelled/half whispered since he wanted to get his point across but not break the silence.
Itachi sighed and shook his head at the sight of Hidan cuddling up to Kakuzu and Deidara bugging Sasori to entertain him somehow. finally the Uchiha turned around and just walked out of the kitchen silently.
"I love you Kuzu." Said Hidan.
Kakuzu smiled and whispered into Hidan's ear ignoring the others. "I love you too Hidan, now what do you want to eat. You said the you were hungry earlier."
"Umm toast and pudding." Said Hidan. Kakuzu pulled a disgusted face but went to get the requested food anyway.
"Thanks Kuzu" said Hidan with a moth full of toast and pudding. Everyone was long gone by now.
"Your welcome Hidan," Kakuzu whispered as he kissed Hidan on the forehead. Kakuzu smiled then and then moved to lead Hidan back to their room after Hidan had finished eating.