Deidara sighed as he poked his red headed partner in the arm trying to get the other to pay attention to him or at least look at him instead of glaring at the wall. Both of the artistic Akastsuki members sat on the couch in the living and an annoyed looking Hidan sat in a nearby armchair.
"Come on, can't I alone for just a little bit?!"
"Sorry but leader ordered us to stay with you at all times, un." Deidara said poking Sasori in the arm again, wondering how long it would take to break his Danna's calm and bored expression.
"Deidara poke me one time and I will turn you into a puppet." Said Sasori.
"Blondie don't do it." Said Hidan but it was too late Deidara has already poked Sasori.
Deidara silently waited for Sasori's reaction though he was slowly started to back away to the other side of the couch.
"Deidara" Sasori started calmly "I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR ASS." With that he jumped on Deidara
Deidara's eyes went wide as he looked up at the other slightly in fear.
"Hidan get out now." yelled Sasori
"we have to watch him." Said Deidara
"I don't care right now." Whispered Sasori into Deidara's ear and Hidan toke the chance to go to his room to do his rituals. Pein never said that he couldn't do he's rituals.
Deidara kick out but knew in the end Sasori would get his way
Kakuzu had walked in the room as Hidan was about to start his rituals. Kakuzu growled as he looked at Hidan and muttered out threading.. "what are you doing?"
"Oh shit" is all Hidan could said
"Drop the blade right now and get your ass into the living room, I need to talk to Deidara and Sasori about responsibility." Said Kakuzu
"But, but we can't go-"Hidan we cute off by Kakuzu" shut up now."
Kakuzu walked onto the living room and stopped dead in his tracks before quickly turning on heel and walking to not see more then wanting to see more then he already had.
"I was warning you" cooed Hidan to his partner
Kakuzu didn't respond and just walk back to their room.
"Hidan I told you that those rituals could kill the babies .I don't want you doing them and I know you were trying to since Sasori and Deidara were… distracted." Kakuzu said while sitting down on the bed.
Hidan ran into Kakuzu's lap and sobbed "I'm sorry Kuzu ." Kakuzu didn't jump because he had gotten use to Hidan's mood swings.
Kakuzu sighed and held the other hoping that the Hidan would calm down because it was bad for the babies.
"It's okay just stop doing them." Kakuzu finally said as he pasted Hidan's head to close the door and block out that were coming from the nearby living room… Sasori and Deidara were going to ruin that coach
Hidan kissed Kakuzu saying "I love you Kuzu"
Kakuzu smiled and kissed back whispering "I love you to Hidan."
"Kuzu I'm getting fat." Grumbled Hidan as he poked his tummy.
Kakuzu just sighed and said while putting his face in Hidan's hair "You're not fat it's just the babies growing
"But I'm still fat." Said Hidan.
Kakuzu just smiled and said while putting his hand in Hidan's hair. "No you're not, you'll be fine after the babies are born."
"What about baby fat?" asked Hidan
"You can work it off." Kakuzu said with a shrug
"that's easy for you to say." Said Hidan
Kakuzu chuckled lightly and said softly "I'm sure that looking after three kids will make a lot of calories real fast."
"Ha, ha very funny." Said Hidan
Kakuzu just chuckled in response
"Kuzu I'm tired." Hidan said sleepily
"Than you should go to sleep." Said Kakuzu simply as he picked up the silver haired male and set him on the bed.
"Thanks Kuzu." Mumbled Hidan sleepily
Kakuzu smiled before leaving the room not wanting to disturb Hidan's rest. He had to hunt down Deidara and Sasori
"Kakuzu what are you doing home, you shouldn't be home for a few more hours." said a nevus Deidara
Kakuzu narrowed his eyes and said threatly "I'm here because of the "little incident" and Hidan all most did his rituals. That's reminds me you two ruined the couch."
"well, well, well." Sasori was at a lost for words
Deidara's face was bright red and quickly looking down at his lap saiding "it's Danna's fault."
Kakuzu glared at Sasori waiting for response
"Deidara was aggrading me and I lost control." Said Sasori
Kakuzu finally sighed and said on slight amusement, "It's nor my problem, now though I wonder what leader will say when he gets back and notices that you have destroyed ANOTHER piece of furniture.
"sorry" mumbled Deidara
Kakuzu just shrugged and went into the kitchen wanting to get something to drink. It wasn't his problem on what happen to the two.