All but one of the members of the Akatsuki were sitting in the living room having simple conversations with one another since it had been awhile since they all simply talked and hadn't had to go on a mission. Deidara and Sasori were arguing about art while sitting on the new couch that they had been forced to buy since Pein had found out about what had happened on the old one. Zetsu was staring at Tobi who seemed a little uncomfortable about it. Itachi and Kisame were talking on the love seat (It's a two person couch you pervs!) and Pein, Konan, and Hidan were sitting in arm chairs.
Kakuzu was the only one that was missing and Hidan seemed to be annoyed with that fact since the other hadn't given him any warning about being gone. But right when he was about to go look for the man or throw a tantrum Kakuzu walked in.
"Where the fuck have you been." Hidan asked angrily as soon as he saw his stitched together lover.
"I was out getting something." Kakuzu answered simply as he fiddled with something in the pocket of his Akatsuki rode.
"What's in your pocket?" Hidan asked suspiciously as his purple eyes locked onto the hand that was in the pocket.
"Umm nothing." Kakuzu said quickly as his eyes darted towards the other members in the room who were now staring at the scene that was playing out before them in interest.
"Your up to something, now tell me." Yelled Hidan in another mood swing.
"I – I uh … fine Hidan," Kakuzu finally said as he got on one knee in front of the silver haired other and grabbing his hand. "Will you marry me?" asked Kakuzu as he held up the ring that he had had in his pocket
"Wow uh, uh ye-yes." Said Hidan still looking a little stunned by the sudden proposal.
Kakuzu smiled softly and stood up to lightly kiss Hidan's lips while putting the ring on the other male's ring finger. The kiss lasted a few more seconds until Tobi finally spoke saying in a happy sounding voice, "A wedding really?! Who's wearing the dress?"
Kakuzu quickly pointed at Hidan to answer Tobi's question even though he seemed a little dazed with the perverted fantasies that had appeared in his head from the mere thought of Hidan in a dress...a very revealing dress.
"When is then the wedding, un?" asked Deidara as he clapped his hands together, the blond looked like he was about to jump up and down in excitement.
"I don't know, probably before the babies are born though so probably soon. Hidan what do you think?" asked Kakuzu looking down at his bride to be.
"As soon as possible." Said Hidan as he glared at his now very visible baby bump. (yeah being in your month five your tummy is a few inches
Pein smirked at this comment and said while writing something down in the scroll he was holding, "Then it's settled...it will be tomorrow."
" Tomorrow! How can we get everything, like the dress, food, and everything else!" Asked Hidan looking slightly stressed.
"Simple, all of us will help. Deidara and Konan go and take Hidan to find a dress. Itachi and Kisame go and buy the food. Tobi, Zetsu, Kakuzu and I will do the decorations." Pein explained as he stood up from his chair and walked into the meeting room with Tobi, Zetsu, and Kakuzu following close behind.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - In the Dress shop- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Deidara quickly looked over all the different designs and colors of the available dresses searching for one that would look good on Hidan as Konan talked the reluctant seamstress into fitting the silver haired badly mannered male for a wedding dress
"Hey, if I'm going to be the bride then won't I need bride's maids?" asked Hidan as he thought over his choices.
"Hmm, you're right but you can choose who you want, along with the maid of honor," Konan explained
"Deidara's the maid of honor," said Hidan, pointing to Deidara.
Deidara's one visible eye widened at this declaration and he quickly took a step back from the other two Akatsuki members with a look of surprise on his face as he said unhappily, "But I'm not gay how can I be a bride's MAID?!"
"You and Sasori are screwing and we all know it." Hidan said in a voice that sounded like he didn't really give a damn about the way that Deidara's face had gone beet red and he quickly turned away trying to hide his blush though he was not doing a very good job of it.
"Come on Deidara, just pick a dress," giggled Konan.
"I…..I…uh what is the color theme of the wedding anyway?" Deidara asked finally, though he still didn't look at the others.
"I don't know, just let me call Pein," said Konan as she pulled out her cell phone.
Pein answered the phone, and after he heard Konan's question he told the blue haired woman, "Black and blood red are the colors of Akatsuki, so they will be the colors of the wedding of course."
Koana sighed as she reallied the information to the other two, "The colors are black and blood red."
"A Gothic wedding, yeah?" Deidara asked in surprise before looking through the red and black dresses.
"Cool!!" yelled Hidan since blood red was his favorite color.
Deidara sighed as he turned to look at the now very happy Hidan to say, "Do I need to pick the dress that all the bride's maids have to were?"
"Yeah you do, and do you think that my dress needs to be white or can it be red and black?" asked Hidan.
"It's your wedding, you choose." Konan said as she noticed that Deidara had chosen a black sleeveless dress with red trim that was tied in the back.
"I like this one." Said Hidan as he pulled out a dress that was blood red and had transparent black lace over the bottom. The top was a very dark red, that tied in the back.
"That looks okay," said Konan as she looked over both of the male's choices.
"Now let's get this stuff tailored and get the fuck out of here." Hidan shouted out as he motioned a seamstress over.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Back at the Base- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Pein sighed as he watched the others turn the meeting room into a wedding alter.
"We're back." Said Kisame as he walked in with Itachi by his side both of them were weighed down by large and heavy looking bags of groceries.
Pein looked over at the two arriving members and nodding to them before saying, "Good, now you two can help the others."
"What do you want us to do?" asked Itachi as he placed his bags down on a nearby table and Kisame quickly followed his partner's example.
"Simple help decorate before Tobi falls off that ladder over there." Pein said, but the phrase came too late and the masked ninja fell off the ladder with a loud crash.
"-sigh- Zetsu go take Kakuzu to get the tuxedoes, Itachi and Kisame will take over your duties." Pein said as he walked over to Tobi to make sure that the boy was still breathing.
"Yes sir." Zetsu said as he walked away leading Kakuzu towards the shop that sold tuxedos.
- - - - - - - - - - - -Tuxedo shop - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Kakuzu growled as he looked through the tuxedos, he did NOT want to wear something like this very much.
"Kakuzu I know you hate waring a tuxedo but don't you think Hidan would like to see you at the end of the alter with one on?" asked Zetsu hoping that he could convince the other to see the clothes shopping in a better light.
Kakuzu smirked at that comment and quickly grabbed a black tux with a red undershirt and a black tie as Zetsu's asked, "Who's your man of honor?"
Kakuzu shrugged and said simply like it was no big deal, "You are."
"Thanks." Zetsu said as he
picked out a very dark green tuxedo that had a lighter green undershirt.
Just as Kakuzu was about to pick out the other tuxedos, his cell phone rang and it was Hidan.
"Hidan, what is it?" asked Kakuzu still looking through the clothes of the hangers.
"Kakuzu all of the ukes are going to wear dresses and all of the fuckers are going to wear tuxedos, got it?" asked Hidan.
"Umm yeah I got it, so the bride's maids are Tobi, Deidara, Konan and…Itachi?" Kakuzu asked, he was a little hesitant to say Itachi. Since he wasn't sure if the Uchiha was getting screwed by Kisame or not.
"Yeah you got it, gotta go bye." Said Hidan
Kakuzu heard the line disconnect before he could even say good bye, sighing the masked man shook his head as he paid for the tuxedos. Though it pained him to see his wallet go empty, but he knew it was going to be worth it...and he was definitely going to make the others pay him for their tuxes anyway.
After Kakuzu and Zetsu got home everything was ready and he gave Kisame and Pein their tuxedos but they had to pay him back before he handed them over. Later when Hidan got back he made Kakuzu join him in taking a nap. (yeah this is part one)