Welcome, readers. Remember the Cupcakes book Amadeus locked away at the end of The Monster? Yeah, Pinkie finds that. Since she mentions a couple things that happen in the book in the end, despite that they're brief and not detailed, I don't suggest the faint of heart to read this. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Disclaimer: I own only Amadeus.
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"I wonder what's in here!" Pinkie said, yanking open the closet doors. Inside, she saw a safe. She found her way into the safe, and found a locked box with "DO NOT OPEN" written on it. She used a nearby metal pin to pick the lock. Inside the box was another box with a strange puzzle on it. Above was "you really don't want to see what's in here." She solved the puzzle and opened the next boss. Inside that box was a tangle of rope with a knot, no ends exposed, holding yet another box closed. She undid the knot, and found a chained-up, black book inside, with "Cupcakes" written in brass letters. Her eyes widened.
"It's like some sort of super secret!" She mused, picking the keyhole on the padlock keeping the chains from falling apart. The book had a piece of lying on the front.
You must be really desperate to read this, hm? Well, if you really must, go ahead. I won't stop you. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
She disregarded the note entirely and bounced off, book in tow.
"Thanks for the book, Amadeus!" She said as she passed the unicorn that was rearranging some pictures. He nodded, unfocused, and continued.
When she left, he thought, Wait, which book? Oh, gosh, I hope it isn't...
He looked over at the closet and sighed. He shook his head and resumed fixing the painting.
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Pinkie bounced up to her room and sat down on the bed. She opened up to the first page.
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Rainbow Dash was doing several tricks in the sky. Oh, how she loved the speed, the adrenaline, the wind in her mane.
However, this was interrupted by crashing into Pinkie during a low-flying period.
"OHMYGOSH! Rainbow Dash! I've been looking all over for you! You're fine, right? I haven't given you drugged cupcakes, right? I don't have cutie mark clothing and a unicorn horn necklace and pegasus wing decorations in my basement, right? I haven't cut you open and used your intestines as a feather boa and let you bleed out and die a painful, painful death, all the while keeping my bubbly personality and referring to the entire thing as a party, RIGHT?"
Rainbow Dash took a few scared steps back.
"Pinkie... You're freakin' me out here..." She said to the noticeably freaked-out pink pony, who frantically started checking over Rainbow Dash. After looking at about every possible inch of Rainbow Dash, appropriate or inappropriate, she sighed and calmed down.
"Good. No stitches or anything, and you're still alive. I was so worried!" Pinkie said, throwing herself Rainbow Dash in a hug. After a couple awkward seconds, she stepped back from Rainbow Dash.
"Wellp, I'll be seein' you!" Pinkie said and bounced off as she usually did, leaving Rainbow Dash there, eye twitching and advising herself to never eat Pinkie's cupcakes. Ever.