Summary: in which American makes a bigger fool of himself than normal… wait a minute what do you mean that's not America?
"And that's how we're going to save the polar bears by genetically engineering them with alien DNA, allowing them to detach their balls and impregnate a female miles away from their current location. We're also considering a similar procedure using the uterus and eggs of females." Silence complete and utter silence.
It was the most ridiculous convoluted obscurely obscene thing they had ever heard involving an endangered species and an alien.
"Matthew are you ok." The Canadian nation glanced over at his brother who was currently gaping at him like a fish.
"Of course I'm fine Alfred, and close your mouth or France might put something in it." America's mouth snapped shut.
"Matthew it's just … well that speech was rather… out of character for you." It was England who was foolish enough to speak this time.
"It was only out of character because you normally don't pay attention to my speeches. It's a really great idea Aliens are way more advanced than us we can use them to help save our dying species." England stared at the Canadian for a moment before turning to his twin brother.
America was looking back at him, a look of pure terror on his face. England gulped what was the world coming to.
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Ok based on conversation me and a friend had way to late at night everything is accurate except we used space monkeys instead of polar bears.