Yes! Finally updating! Well, Sue will obviously be up to her old tricks and she is now teaming up with Terri to sabotage April and Will's wedding.
DISCLAIMER: DUH! Don't own it. There's a lot of stuff I'd do if I did.
Terri DelMonaco is fuming. No, fuming doesn't even cover it. Her ex husband is about to marry the freaking TOWN DRUNK! Terri knows what everyone says about the tiny blonde. She drinks. She's a gold digger. She dated a strip mall tycoon and walked away with two million dollars. She'll go home with whatever man catches her eye. Terri even heard that the woman might be carrying around an STD, and for all she knows, she is. The blonde is afraid of doctors. Terri isn't going to let Will marry this skank. She needs a plan…
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"What are YOU doing here?" Sue asked Terri flatly when the dirty blonde walked to her office.
"Will's marrying a slut, and I just can't let that happen. I need you to do something!" Terri practically yelled.
"Wait, hold on a minute," the Cheerio coach interrupted. "What's in it for me?"
"Will thinks he loves the slut," Terri said simply. "He'll be devastated if she leaves him before the wedding. You get to catch him off guard and I can take him back."
Sue contemplated this carefully. Will was completely in love with the blonde helium sucker. If the wedding was broken up, the glee coach would be depressed and off guard, then the Cheerio coach could strike the glee club down in one fatal blow. It would be a piece of cake.
"Deal."
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**The Next Day**
April's POV
Something feels off today. I've been helping out at glee, but the kids are practically avoiding me. WHY? We've all established at least a tolerance (in some cases) of each other. This all just seems weird, and I'm getting a bit suspicious.
"Okay, guys, what's up?" I finally ask them. "You've been runnin' away from me like I got the plague or somethin' all day."
"W-we don't think you should marry Mr. Schue," Tina stutters.
"What?" They were completely fine with our relationship before now…
"You'll be better without him." Quinn says.
I look at the glee kids, completely confused.
"We've been working on a song to tell you that," Rachel adds as the glee club files onto the stage.
Puck pulls out his guitar and Quinn walks up to the front. Puck starts strumming out a tune as Quinn begins to sing.
I am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy who should be marrying the wrong girl
I sneak in and see your friends
And her snotty little family all dressed in pastel
And she is yelling at a bridesmaid
Somewhere back inside a room wearing a gown shaped like a pastry
This is surely not what you thought it would be
I lose myself in a daydream where I stand and say
"Don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you at the back of the church at the back door
Don't wait or say a single vow
You need to hear me out"
When they said "speak now"
Fun gestures are exchanged
And the organ starts to play a song that sounds like a death march
And I am hiding in the curtain
It seems that I was un invited by your lovely bride-to-be
She floats down the isle like a pageant queen
But I know you wish it was me
You wish it was me, don't you?
So don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the back door
Don't wait, or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
When they said "speak now"
I hear the preacher say "speak now or forever hold your peace"
There's a silence, it's my last chance
I stand up with shaky hands, all eyes on me
Horrified looks from everyone in the room but all I'm seeing is you
I am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white vail occasion
But you are not the kind of boy who should be marrying the wrong girl
"So don't say yes run away now
I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the back door
Don't wait, or say another vow
You need to hear me out"
When they said "speak now"
And you say "let's run away now
I'll meet you when I'm out of my tux at the back door
Baby, I didn't say my vows
So glad you were around when they said 'speak now'."
I stare at the kids, speechless. I have no idea what to say. Their sudden change in attitude toward me caught me completely by surprise and I begin to suspect a bit of foul play bringing this on…
This was a lot shorter than originally planned, but I wrote a second half to this that my stupid computer deleted but I really wanted to update so I'm doing it now. OH! Btw, I made this new poll for what song would fit her best! Could you pretty please with a cherry on top vote? New choices WILL be added for anybody who submits song titles! Feel free to message me if you have one :)