THE DATE!
ME: EDWARD YOU HAVE TO GIVE EVERYONE WHO REVIEWS A KISS
EDWARD: NOOO! BELLA WILL GET MAD!
ME:JUST DO IT
EDWARD: *BURSTS INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*
ME: WHATS SO FUNNY?
EDWARD: YOU DON'T OWN ME SO I DON'T HAVE TO *STICKS OUT TOUNGE*
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Edward's POV
Oh crap.
NO WAY could I go on a date with that whore!
I mean, a date would be bad enough, but I had to KISS her too!
I was sat in the Bella Barbie torture chamber (A.K.A Alice's bathroom)
Alice and Rosalie had made sure I looked good and Emmett had even said
"You look like a old git in a cow suit"
I took that as a complement.
"IT'S TIME! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..."
Alice was bouncing up and down like a cartoon character on crack.
I was dragged halfway down our staircase and pushed down the rest.
One of the great things about being a vampire, I didn't even fall properly.
I climbed into my Aston Martin Vanquish
(A/N I might put up a picture on my profile)
and drove to the small Italian restaurant in Port Angeles.
And...OH MY!
Alice's POV
She has got to be wearing the most slutty outfit ever!
She has a top exposing A LOT of her not-so-flat stomach
and a miniskirt barely covering her butt.
Geez, I thought Bella had bad fashion sense!
Edward's POV
I walked up to the slut.
"Hi Eddie" She purred, trying to be seductive.
I hissed quietly so she couldn't hear.
"It's Edward, babe"
OMG! Did I just call her babe?
Crap, Jasper you ass hole!
This was going to be worse than I thought.
We went in and sat down at a small table.
"You look simply delicious, Eddie"
"You look nice" Not
I could hear Emmett's guffawing outside.
"I don't know why you used to hang out with Bella,"
"Ur-"
"She hasn't got a wild side, like me" She tried to look alluring, but she just looked like she was going cross-eyed.
The server came up to us, Jessica ordered an extra large set of ribs, whilst I refused to eat.
Oh, hey hot stuff The server thought.
I just had a brainwave, or as Emmett may call it a
FATASTIC AMAZING SUPER AWESOME THOUGHT THING.
I looked seductively at the hostess, channelling all the lust Jasper was sending me into that one look.
"ARE YOU OGLING MY MAN!" Jessica yelled.
"No, I-"
The server was cut off my a slap in the face from Jessica.
The server, I decided to call her Ashley, clawed Jessica's face.
It turned into a full scale bitch fight from there.
"YOU GIT"
Jessica kicked Ashley.
"YOU FREAK!"
Ashley slapped Jessica.
"YOU MAN STEALER"
"YOU beep beep beepity beep"
I decided to intervene, for Jasper's sake, I didn't want any blood.
"STOP!" I yelled.
Oh great, the whole restaurant was now staring at me.
"Jessica is MINE!" I yelled.
I decided to end the date then, so I scooped Jessica up and kissed her.
One small bit of my mind reminded me of Jasper's crafty ability.
The most part of my brain was concentrating on full on MAKING OUT with Jessica.
I wanted to stop so badly, Bella was going to kill me!
Then Jessica had a huge snot bubble erupt from her nose.
It drizzled down and went in my gob.
Then I was able to stop.
I wiped my face with my sleeve before I made my swift getaway.
When I got back, everyone was in hysterics.
Apart from Bella.
I rushed up to her and kissed her,
the kiss lasted about 2 minutes and then she said
"You taste like whore"
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