Cullen Game Night!
ME: HEY, DOG-FACE
JACOB: HOW DO YOU...
ME: ARE YOU OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT YOU ARE IN 3 MAJORINO SUCCSESFULINIO MOVIES?
JACOB: YEA THOSE, NO BIG DEAL
ME: THOSE MOVIES ARE THE BEST EVER *POUNCES ON JACOB AND STARTS ATTACKING HIM*
So...wanna know what's gonna happen to Jacob. You have to review! !
Disclaimer- I don't own anything to do with Twilight...if I did Edward would be mine!
Rosalie POV
We all sat back down in the circle.
Now that Edward had done his dare,
(which was fricken hilarious!)
it was his turn.
He looked around the circle.
Edward cleared his throat and looked right at me.
CRAP.
"Nessie, truth or dare?"
Phew.
Crisis Over...
For know.
I looked over to my little niece.
Renesmee (Nessie) POV
Oh no!
Daddy wouldn't give me anything too bad, right?
The look in his eye said otherwise.
"I...um...maybe...no...um..." I stammered.
"Hurry UP, Ness!" Whined Alice.
"Fine, I pick...Truth"
Daddy gained a mischievous look in his eye.
"Have you ever broken anything of Esme's and blamed it on Emmett?"
How did daddy know about that!
It was an accident
Flashback
"Uncle Jazz, I have an awesome idea!"
Jasper looked her way.
"Pass me that ball"
Jazz threw the ball and Nessie caught is gracefully.
"Lets play...PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE!"
Jasper thought for a moment.
"Okay, I'll go get Em"
Jasper departed the room.
Renesmee threw the ball high in the air.
Too high.
Way to high.
The ball bounced of the ceiling and clattered in a vase.
Just as the vase began to shatter, Emmett canon-balled onto the couch,
making the whole room vibrate.
"EMMETT, YOU BROKE THE VASE! YOUR SHAKING THE FLOOR MADE IT SHATTER!" Nessie yelled.
"Oh s***!" He yelped.
Emmett wasn't scared of anything,
apart from the wrath of Esme.
END OF FLASHBACK
"Yes" I whispered,
Edward smirked. Stupid, Mind-Reading Dad!
"Why don't you tell Emmett which vase you broke?"
I looked up at my huge Uncle.
"The blue one with the daisies"
Emmett frowned,
"You mean, I lost a WHOLE WEEK of intimate contact with my wife, because of YOU!"
Emmett yelled.
Then he smiled,
"Whatever, I only stuck to the whole-week-no-contact-thing for, like, 2 hours"
"Okay! Ness, darling, choose someone" Rosalie smiled at me.
"I pick...Mom"
Bella POV
My own daughter, who I nearly died giving birth to, chose me!
Oh No!
"Truth" I say.
Renesmee smiled in an evil kind of way.
The way only small evil children can do.
Or really scary sisters.
"What is the biggest lie you have ever said to daddy?"
Oh no.
I knew exactly what the biggest lie I had ever told Edward was,
and it was a pretty huge lie.
OK, it was gigantic.
Bigger than earth.
Bigger than the sun.
Well, Edward would probably view it that big.
"Um, well when I was human, your daddy asked me a question and I lied about it and he has never found out that I was lying to him"
Alice frowned.
"Mom, you have to tell us what the question was!"
"Fine but it was kind of a part of a whole conversation and you probably won't get what it means" I said.
"Just say it!" My daughter yelled.
"Well he said ' Have you ever...?'"
Emmett clapped his hands.
"I get it! Eddie was asking Belly if she had ever had 'fun' with someone else!"
"Oh, I get that. You were showing off to Edward that you had already... when you hadn't" Rosalie said.
"But, Bella, you answered 'No' to that question" Edward said.
"WHO?WHEN?WHY?" Alice said.
"Oh My God! Bella had sex with someone who wasn't Edward!" Yelled Emmett.
"Give me details. What was his name? I'm presuming it was a 'he', I am right?" Rose bombarded me with questions.
"His name was Kellan Lutz" (A/N Just had to put it in! XD!)
"Oh My God, how could you not have told me!" Said Edward.
"Remember what you said before that question, you would have broken up with me if I said 'Yes'!" I growled.
Edward hissed.
I hissed.
Renesmee threw herself into my arms, crying.
"P-p-please d-d-don't f-f-fight!" She wailed.
I looked over at Edward.
Just to find he was looking at me.
We both hugged our lovely daughter.
Our argument was over...for know.
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