ME:STUPID MUTTS!
JACOB: WHAT DID I DO?
ME: I AM NOT SPEAKING TO YOU
JACOB: WHY? I SHOULD BE THE ONE NOT SPEAKING TO YOU BECAUSE YOU BROKE MY ARM!
ME: SCREW YOU
Disclaimer- I don't own twilight or the song!
Bella POV
It was my turn now, and I was going to get my revenge on Edward.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!
I had to think of something evil.
Something very evil.
Something Alice-level evil.
"Edward, Truth Or Dare?" I said, smiling innocently.
Edward probably thought I would give him something easy,
he was my husband after all, but I had an evil plan.
"Dare, love" he said.
HAHAHA!
He fell for my evil trick!
"I dare you, to go to the mall dressed in a bikini, stand on the stage and sing Barbie girl!"
Edward's mouth dropped open.
5 mins later, it was still open.
"Shut you gob Eddie" Rose giggled.
Me, Alice and Rosalie dragged him to Alice's torture chamber, again.
Rosalie found a dark blue and pink striped bikini and we turned round as Edward put it on.
Next was the hair, which we died neon pink.
Edward already knew all the lyrics to the song, so we didn't need to teach them to him.
Alice turned Edward round in front of the mirror.
He looked absolutely hilarious!
When we dragged him down the stairs,
Emmett and Jasper were rolling on the floor laughing.
"Shut Up!"Edward hissed, but that just made them laugh more.
We got into our cars and drove to the mall.
AT THE MALL
Edward POV
I got up on the stage and tapped the microphone.
Crap.
It worked.
"Does anyone wanna do the 'Ken' parts?" I asked my family,
Emmett, being Emmett, agreed.
We started to sing:
- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!
We ended with a bow and the small audience gave us an applause.
" Oh s***!" Emmett yelled,
I looked to where he was pointing.
3 security guards were running up to us.
Oh no! It's that scary Cullen bloke!- one thought.
We all legged it back to our house, Nessie laughing so hard she was crying.
"Emmett, Truth Or Dare?"
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