JACOB: OH CRAP! IT''S THAT SCARY GIT AGAIN. RUUUUNNN
ME: HUH?
JACOB: *CRYING ON THE FLOOR* PLEASE, DON'T HURT SNUFFLES!
ME: WHO IS SNUFFLES
JACOB: MY TEDDY BEAR!
Emmett POV
"I'm a man Eddie" I said,
"Really Emmett? I thought you were a werewolf" jasper said whilst rolling his eyes.
"DARE!" I yelled at Eddikins.
"!"
Edward started Evil-laughing.
"I dare you, to go to the hospital, streak and yell " Does my butt look big in this!"
Oh dear.
My lovely Rosie was gonna kill me.
Oh well.
We walked out to the cars.
I took my jeep.
I was surprised when no-one was going to ride with me.
" Do you think we're going to be seen coming back from the hospital with you?"
Edward said, answering my thought.
At the hospital where Carlisle works
I hid behind my jeep as I removed my cloethes.
Then I jumped out.
Edward covered Bella's eyes.
Bella covered Nessie's eyes.
Nessie covered Alice's eyes (since she was the only one who could reach)
Alice covered Japser's eyes.
Rosalie covered her own eyes.
I legged it at human speed throught the hospital.
Running up to a random group of doctors, I said
"Does my butt look big in this?"
One of the doctors turned round.
OH SHIT!
It was Carlisle.
"Hey, Carlisle, that's your son, right?" One of the doctors said.
"OUT! NOW!"
Wow.
I had never heard Carlisle yell that loud before.
Apart from the time...
FLASH BACK
"Hey Jazz!" I said.
Jasper looked up.
"Yuh Huh?"
"Wanna see who can destroy Carly's office quickest?"
"I bet you $20,000 I can!"
"You're on!"
15 mins later
"I'm HOME!"
"Shit!"
END OF FB
"Okay! Byeeeeee!" I legged it out to the parking lot.
I noticed a small pile of burning clothes by my jeep.
"GRRRRRR!"
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