Chapter 2
A Trip You Never Want to Take
Jamie was lying awake in her bed thinking about somehow she would mess up during the wedding. Thinking all these bad thoughts. She kept saying,"Close my eyes and go to sleep." Until finally she did.
Dream...
Jamie was so happy it was her "wedding day". She was sitting in the makeup chair when her "makeup artist"(Jenn in disguise) came in."So let's start,"she said in a squeaky voice. "Close your eyes and relax," Helga whispered.
One hour later...
"What's all this stuff you're putting on my face it's everywhere!" Jamie said. "Er... moisterizer?" Helga said. "Oh, cool." Jamie was so excited."So my face will be nice and moisterized!"
"Ya.. sure let's go with that." Helga said under her breath, but Helga (Jenn) wasn't moisterizing she was making a clown face on Jamie. And all the stuff on her face was thick, red, lipstick.
"All done!" Helga said. "Oh, I'm so excited to see what I look like. Can I see a mirror please!"
"No time honey Chop- chop, go get your dress on and well hit the church!"
"Okay..." Jamie said walking away slowly.
Jamie was standing outside waiting for her limo to come pick her up. When all of a sudden a huge monster truck pulled up and honked it's horn. "Is that my ride!"
"Ya, hop in or you'll be late" The driver yelled. " I think I'd rather walk than ride in that," Jamie murmured. "Come on, move your buns". Jamie climbed into the truck and they set off to the church. "Thanks for the ride, I guess.." Jamie said. "Ohh you're welcome partner."
Jamie jumped out of the truck and ran to the front doors of the church. Rachel gave her the bouquet and the music started. First, Allissa, the flower girl, started to walk down the aisle with Luke, the ring bearer. Next, came the bridesmaids; then the maid of honor. Finally, everyone rose and Jamie started down the aisle. She was looking straight ahead and all she was thinking of was how happy she would be once she was married to Zak. But then all of a sudden she heard the doors shut behind her, catching on her dress. 'Oh crap!' she thought. "What's happening?" She yelped. Jamie tried to pull away but her dress was very, very stuck, and it started to tear. "Open the doors!" she cried. Suddenly, there was a sound of ripping fabric and Jamie tumbled over, the bottom of her dress flopping over like an umbrella. Zak, Emily, and George rushed over, helped Jamie up to see her covered in tears. "What is all over your face, Jamie?" Zak asked. "Makeup" Jamie said. "No duh, who put it on?" They all looked at the bridesmaids and Jenn was laughing her head off. She was laughing so hard because she was the one who put on Jamie's makeup.
End of dream...
"JENNIFER!" Jamie woke up screaming. Jennifer walked in. "Sup," she said.