Chapter 3

Party Time!


The next day, Jamie was showing everyone what her dream was like. "...and then I fell and Jenn was cracking up because she was 'Helga'!"

"Man, I'm good!" Jenn said. Jamie glared at her. "Not funny," Zak said. "Hey, I didn't really do it, it was dream-me. And dream-me is awesome!" Jenn said smirking. "And you're almost gonna be dream-you again unless you shut up," Zak warned. "HA HA!" Jamie mouthed. "You too Jamie, shut your pie hole!" Jenn said. "I didn't say anything!" Jamie said innocently. Jenn glared at her. "You two stop fighting! Jamie, go get ready for your bachelorette party," Emily said. "Mom, that's not until later."

"I don't care, just do it." Jamie stalked off upstairs. "Thank goodness she's gone! You know how sensitative she is, right? Well, we have to make sure that dream doesn't happen. Jennifer, no 'Helga', and Zak, you better remember those vows because if you don't, you're getting a butt-whoopin', Tuesday style!" Emily said. Then, Luke came in. "Lukie scared," he said and then walked out. "Okaay," Jenn said. "Hey, what are you still doing here? Go get ready, too!" Emily said, shooing Jenn out of there. "Yeah...I'm gonna go do something. Bye!" Zak said, going upstairs.

At the bachelorette party...

"Woohoo!" Jamie screamed. "Go alittle easier on the wine, Jamie!" Jenn said, patting her sister's shoulder. "You don't tell me what to do!" Jamie said, chugging down another bottle of wine. "Since when does Jamie like wine?" Geni said. "God knows. She doesn't even like to see the stuff never mind drink it!" Jenn said. "I wish I could drink! I mean, not the whole freaking bottle like 'Miss Chugs-A-Lot' over there. Just one little sip!" Vanessa complained, slouching on a bar stool. "Not until you're 21 little sis, ha ha!" Miss Chugs-A-Lot said. Jenn couldn't help laughing. "Ok, Jamie, time to put down the bottle and sit down," she said, taking the wine from her. "Ok..." Jamie said, sitting on the bar stool next to Vanessa. "Deploy Operation Tomato! Vanessa, chug machine! Geni, tomato juice! GO GO GO!" Vanessa stuck a funnel thingy in Jamie's mouth and Geni poured the juice in. Jamie spluttered and gagged. "Eww! Why are you guys sticking that crap down my throat!" she protested. "She's back!" Vanessa said. "Good. Now no more wine for you, EVER!" Jenn said.