*INSERT AN AWESOME DISCLAIMER CONVERSATION*
BY THE WAY, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING
Vision is in italics!
PREVIOUSLY
"I pick...truth"
ALICE POV
What have I done?
Oh My Gucci Handbag!
I couldn't answer that question!
Edward would read my mind and be very
Great.
"Okay, Have you ever...Hey, where is my stupid husband?"
Rosalie looked around.
A MASSIVE boom came from outside.
Followed by an "OH CRAP!"
Everyone looked at each other.
"Emmett!"
Rosalie screeched in her screechy voice.
Oh No!
I was having a vision.
Emmett was outside, covered in something green.
Rosalie walked up to him and slapped him around the face.
Then, a fog suddenly appeared.
A cloaked figure appeared from the dramatic fog.
"Hello earthlings"
"STOP!" I yelled.
Everyone looked at me.
I explained my vision.
I peered out of the window.
So did Rose.
Emmett was there covered in paint.
"Let me go sort him out" Rosalie growled.
After Rose had 'Sorted Him Out' the fog appeared.
The figure came out.
"Hello earthlings"
OH NO!
It was Emmett's worst enemy.
Mr Fluffy Moon Marshy Jelly Gummy Koala!
Or Fluff Monster for short.
Emmett saw him and was like "!"
"Hello Emmy"
"Hello Fluff Monster"
I can remember when they first met...
FLASHBACK
"Hey guys! I'm just going to the store!"
Rosalie looked at him.
"Emmett, what the HELL are you going to buy at the store?"
"Man Stuff"
10 MINS LATER
"Hey I'm BAACCCCCKKKK"
Emmett had a packet of vegetarian gummy koalas.
They had no pork gelatine in them because Emmett said that
'If I am a vegetarian vampire, I have to be a vegetarian human-vampire thing'
He had picked out the first gummy koala...
but then a super vampire called Vamp zapped him with his superpower.
The Gummy Koala was alive.
And was kinda annoyed at Emmett for, you know, trying to eat him.
Mr Fluffy Moon Marshy Jelly Gummy Koala left.
Emmett was scared
END OF FLASHBACK
"I have my army with me. And we are going to challenge you to...a game of Twister"
Oh dear!
Okay, it went kind of random there but oh well :)
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