Chapter 6
Sunday is Funday
Appareantly, some day before the wedding you're supposed to go do something in somewhere fun that takes away all the stress. So, Danny, Izzy, Zak, and Jamie all decided to go to Lazer Tag. Danny and Zak were on the red team and Jamie and Izzy were on blue team. "Commencing round 1...Begin!" the robotic voice on the intercom said. Jamie ran strait for the red base and started shooting it. Izzy came up on her left and joined in. "Red team, your base is under attack!"
"Hello, Ladies." Jamie turned her head, still shooting. "Oh, hey, Zak...ZAK? RETREAT! RETURN TO BASE, RETURN TO BASE!" she screamed. "Why did we run?" Izzy said. "Well, we were about to die, plus, I ran out of lazer shooting thingies...yeah."
"Oh. Well...why are we just standing here?" Izzy said. "Oh yeah, let's go."
About an hour later...
After the game, everybody was so sweaty and Jamie's bangs were stuck to her face because of all the "persperation". "You should have seen your face when we won Danny!" Jamie said. "You should see your face right now, Jamie." Everybody cracked up laughing. "Why? What's wrong with my face?" Izzy handed her a pocket mirror. "Holy cow! Hey, at least it's better than yours, Danny, and your normal! Well, sort of..."
"Hey, I'm more normal than you are! I'm not a shapeshifter!"
"Ok, you're the normal one; Mister 20-year-old-video-game-adict! This kid spends the whole day playing 'King Kong' on Xbox!"
"And you spend your day as a dog sniffing Peanut's butt!"
"I do not you liar! You can ask anybody, I probably eat, sleep and fart more than Grandma does; and she gets out of bed just to sleep on the couch!"
"That's so true, she'd probably eat a plate of beans just to fart in Danny's face!"
"Yeah, the funny part is that I did that when I was six!" Izzy was facedown on the table pounding it with her fist. "Guys, stop it, my spleen's gonna bust!"
"MINE ALREADY DID!" They ended the night with busted spleens and tears of laughter rolling down their cheeks. I'm pretty sure all of their cheeks will be very sore in the morning.