Naruto Nil
Meet Chaos & Ja
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Naruto opens his eyes only to blink at what he sees. Floating above him close to the ceiling is someone he'd never seen before.
The person has spiky black hair that has a bit of shine to it, his skin is pale, his eyes are mismatched colors, and every time he blinks they change color, as well as his clothes. The only constant on his constantly changing clothes is a snake coiled around a crown above his heart.
Naruto stares a bit longer before speaking. "Chaos I presume?" the colorful person merely grins and flips over to land on the floor next to the bed as Naruto sits up.
Naruto watches and then becomes annoyed as Chaos begins running around his apartment, even running on the walls and ceiling while screaming. "I'm running, running, running."
Chaos giggles as his clothes minus his boxers, which also change colors, vanish. "I'm Naked!"
Naruto becomes dumbfounded as Chaos runs by his fridge, only for it to open, a snowman is seen briefly before it grabs the insane individual and disappears back into the fridge.
Seconds later the fridge reopens and Chaos is briefly seen strangling with the snowman before the door closes again.
Naruto shakes his head and begins to get ready to go, being careful around the fridge while he does.
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At the academy he sits in a seat, when Sakura comes in he smiles at her, only to suddenly yell in pain as he's shocked.
Everyone confused watch as he falls forward and slams his head into his desk, a metallic thunk is heard when it hits.
Everyone blinks in confusion then goes back to what they were doing, except for a worried Hinata. It's only a second later when he picks his head back up and sits up. Iruka, seeing Naruto is at least fine, gets everyone's attention.
"Okay we'll begin the testing now, when I call your name please come forward." Iruka gets ready to say the first name. "Yay ninja lessons!"
All attention turns to Chaos, he appears on a desk and after making his statement begins to dance to music only he can hear. Mizuki becoming angry snaps, "Who are you, and what are you doing here?"
Chaos's response is to stare at him, when he suddenly smirks. Everyone watches as neither move for a while, when suddenly Mizuki twitches and falls over.
Chaos, at this, raises his arms in a victory stance, "CHAOS!" a brief flash of light, when the light fades nothing seems to have changed. But then the kid that was seated at the desk pushes him to try to get him to move.
Chaos falls over and shatters like he was made of glass.
Iruka blinks then quickly checks on Mizuki, finding nothing wrong with him. He shrugs then begins to call off names. When Naruto's name is called he smiles. "Ok you know what to do Naruto."
"Sexy Jutsu." after the ensuing nosebleed and being yelled at Naruto readies his next jutsu with a smile.
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Meanwhile Nil calmly walks through the Hokage building, no one seems to notice him.
He doesn't open the door to the Hokage's office, instead he walks through it. The old man, unlike everyone else does acknowledge him.
"who are you?" Nil answers this by transforming, a black cloak covers his body, his scythe appears, and his hands turn to bones. "I am a Reaper, one who chooses who dies."
Sarutobi pales, "are you here for me? I know I'm old but I can't die yet."
Nil shakes his head, "no. I am here to inform you of some changes. My superiors wish for the one named Naruto to be placed with some specific people. I'm here to inform you of whom."
When the Hokage nods, Nil smiles and returns to his child form. "Good. Now then Naruto's teammates will be Hinata and Shikamaru. One of my friends, who is a ninja, will also be here shortly. He will be their Jounin instructor. Don't worry, I do not know of a better ninja then him. His name is Ja."
Nil pauses and feels something happen. "Also it seems another friend of mine has made an appearance here. Do not fear him. But be weary, he has an ability that if someone looks him in the eyes he can transport their mind to another world. If he maintains the technique for too long though they become trapped. He is easy to recognize as his clothes change colors."
Sarutobi nods his understanding, and watches as Nil fades from view.
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Back in the classroom Naruto, with his headband, smiles as Iruka dismisses them for the day. Telling them to be back tomorrow for their teams.
Naruto gets up and attempts to get Sakura's attention only to be shocked again, falling and hitting the ground. He twitches and begins to get up, mumbling about vengeful Reapers.
He heads to a training ground and begins to hit a post. Beginning to imagine it's Nil he cries out as suddenly metal claws extend from his knuckles.
He looks at the claws and experiments with pushing them in and drawing them out. He looks up and sniffs the air, turning he catches a glimpse of Hinata as she quickly hides.
He tilts his head and thinks for a while, then sighs. 'Well Nil said I'd be better off, plus there's the shocking thing, also she did confess before I was killed by Pein.'
He then grins as he runs over to greet Hinata. "Hi Hinata."
Hinata blushes, (sorry I don't want to try to do her stutters, so I'll skip over that. It'll be mentioned when she doesn't.)
"Hi Naruto-kun." Naruto smiles at Hinata as he recalls everything Nil had told him, he blushes recalling being told he'd died from a nosebleed seeing her.
"So Naruto-kun what is with the claws?" Naruto scratches his head and raises the other arm, the claws extend then sheathe back in. "I'm not entirely sure, first time I've seen them." Hinata nods her head, figuring his testing them out was him trying to figure out where they had come from. "So want to get some ramen?" Hinata blushes and nods her head.
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The next day Iruka begins to call out names. "Team seven will be; Inuzuka Kiba, Haruno Sakura, and Uchiha Sasuke."
Sakura is the only one to celebrate, Kiba mumbles about not having a hot girl on his team.
"Your instructor will be Hatake Kakashi. Team eight; Yamanaka Ino, Aubrame Shino, Akimichi Chouji." Ino yells out, "No not bug boy and Fatso!"
"Your instructor will be, Yuhi Kurenai. Finally team 10; Hyuuga Hinata, Uzumaki Naruto, and Naru Shikamaru. Your instructor is Hamham Ja."
Hinata blushes at getting to be on Naruto's team. And all commotion stops as the door opens.
A young man walks in, wild black hair and piercing black eyes, dressed in black clothes with a skull and crossbones on the from of his shirt.
On his waist is a sword strapped to one side, one the other are a pair of gloves, with claws extending from the knuckles, on his back is an arrow quiver and bow.
"I'll be taking my students now. You'll be getting food from me on the way to the training grounds."
When no one moves, Ja throws some kunai which imbed themselves next to his team's heads. "MOVE IT!"
Naruto, Hinata, and Shikamaru immediately jump up and run out.
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Ja stands in front of his three charges as he lets them sit, throwing a kunai at Shikamaru as he tries to lie down.
"Alright we're going to introduce ourselves. My name is Ja, my likes are being with my wife Tanya, my daughter Penelope, and son Hamtaro. My dislikes are those who don't take being a ninja seriously."
He glares at the lazy genius. "My hobbies are training, and using my poison bloodline to kill enemies and motivate students."
The three shiver, Shikamaru more then the others. "My dream right now is to make you three the best ninjas possible, and help Nil with what he needs."
Naruto gulps, 'he knows Nil! This can't be good.'
"Now you," Ja points at Shikamaru. The lazy genius sighs, "I'm Shikamaru Nara, my likes are shogi, cloud watching, and naps. My dislikes are troublesome work, and bossy people. My hobbies include shogi, cloud watching, and naps."
Ja's eyebrow twitches, "my dream is to get married to a girl that's not too pretty or too ugly, have two kids first a boy then a girl, and retire when my son becomes a successful ninja and my daughter gets married."
"Well you're going to positively hate me then kid, because you'll not be watching clouds or taking naps with me around. Shogi is fine but it won't be all you do here."
Ja gestures to Naruto. "My name is Naruto Uzumaki, I like ramen, training, and…"
Naruto pauses as he senses an impending shock so ends his 'likes' there.
"My dislikes are people who judge others before they get to know them, the three minutes it takes for ramen to cook, and currently your friend, Ja-Sensei."
Ja smirks, "yeah he does have a tendency to annoy idiots."
Ja raises an eyebrow when he notices Hinata glare at him slightly. "My hobbies are trying new kinds of ramen, and training. My dream is to become Hokage."
The older ninja nods his head and smiles, "you'll like me then kid. Now you girly."
Hinata's glare immediately vanishes as she blushes. "my name is Hinata Hyuuga, my likes are flower pressing and," Ja's eyes shine with mischief as he notices Hinata briefly glance at Naruto then blush a deeper red.
"My dislikes are people who don't treat others with kindness. My hobbies include flower pressing and," again Hinata briefly glances at Naruto.
Ja becomes confused, 'hmm maybe I should've asked Nil about several things besides just who I'll be training and why. Only got names and that Naruto needs to kill the Uchihas, get married, avoiding the pink haired girl, and become Hokage. Curse my habit of not caring for too much information on jobs.'
"My dreams for the future are being a good clan head and," another glance at Naruto causes Ja to sweatdrop.
"Well now that all that is out of the way. We'll spar one-on-one. First you lazy."
The fight is relatively short, Ja throws a few punches and kicks to determine his defensive, then allows him to attack.
Only for Shikamaru to push him towards some trees and claim his shadow. The lazy genius grabs a kunai and throws it, prompting Ja to do the same.
Ja hits his head on the tree, but Shikamaru is surprised when Ja's kunai flies by, it having four blades extend from its edges and clips his shoulder.
Ja, rubbing his head, walks towards the downed boy. "Heh next time be sure that your enemy doesn't have any surprises in his weaponry. You're lucky I keep my poisoned weapons separate from non-poison and that wasn't one."
Shikamaru pales at the implication that he could've poisoned himself on accident instead of just being merely cut.
"Now then, you'll be doing 50 pushups, 200 crunches, and 20 laps around this area." Ja creates a clone and points at him.
"Watch him make sure he works. And lazy, this is a poison clone, best do the workout." Shikamaru shudders then begrudgingly begins to do the exercises.
"Now then girl. Your next." Ja does almost the same thing, he attacks to test her defense before switching and letting her attack.
His tactic shifts though as he begins to insult Naruto, making Hinata get angry and eventually he takes a hard hit. Hinata's anger disappears after she strikes and watches as Ja coughs up blood.
Naruto and Hinata watch as Ja has a small coughing fit, and then stands back up straight. The older ninja smiles, and wipes some blood from his lips.
"Very good, you just need the right motivation. From now on imagine your opponent to be insulting your boyfriend in the same manner."
Hinata blushes and makes a squeak sound as she looks towards Naruto to see how he reacts. The blonde's reaction is only to blush, and to wonder why Ja needs to be so blunt.
"Alright wait for now, ok Blondie, your turn. And I'll not be going easy on you."
Naruto watches as Ja grabs his sword and pulls it out. Naruto gulps and pops his claws out.
Hinata watches amazed as the two clash and begin to create craters and explosions around the area, moving too fast for her to see.
Her eyes widen when the movement stops, Naruto has impaled Ja in the chest. The dread vanishes though as the body liquefies and becomes a purple blob of bubbling mess on the ground.
"Poison Clone." the blonde haired boy turns to see Ja, who creates more clones.
One keeps his sword out as the others put their's away.
Naruto stares as each one pulls out other weapons, one puts the clawed gloves on, another pulls out kunai, a third senbon, a fourth one brings out the bow and arrows.
"Now Naruto, lets see how you do against these."
"Wait, why am I having to work so hard? When neither Shikamaru or Hinata-chan had to go so long?"
Ja smirks, "because Naruto. The lazy boy will be mainly used for plans, and capturing the enemy. The girl will be a scout, and a lookout, informing us of possible enemies and attacks. You and I on the other hand, will be the main attack force. So I've got to get your fighting abilities higher then their's."
Ja grins as his clones attack, Naruto yells and begins to dodge and attack as best he can. This goes on for a while long enough for the lazy genius to finish his workout.
It all stops though as a loud battle cry is heard, alongside a roar. All attention is turned to a large lion attacking Chaos, the young man caught in the mouth of the lion as it lands on the edge of their training field.
Chaos begins to hit the lion in its eyes. "No, bad Mr. Shark, put me down!" Ja sighs, a large column of poison comes out of his back and lunges at them.
Both the lion and the insane man, covered in poison, blink then begin to roll around in pain.
Ja snaps his fingers and Naruto yelps as the clones begin attacking him again. "Back to work, can't have distractions stopping you now. Hmm in fact." Naruto's jaw drops as one of the clones does something only he'd done before, and transforms into a naked girl.
Hinata blushes and passes out as she realizes the transformed girl is her, who had immediately latched onto Naruto and began rubbing him.
Ja begins to laugh, Naruto having a nosebleed and passing out.
Shikamaru shakes his head unable to believe who he's stuck with, becoming annoyed when he notices he was the only one who had to do the workout.
"Well I'm glad that poison clone's don't transfer memories back like shadow clones. Hey Lazy you can go home now, don't worry when they wake up I'll be putting them through the workout too. Just wanting to work on her confidence by making her be around him. Just be back here at seven in the morning."
Shikamaru thinks for a second, decides it's too troublesome, and begins to walk away, planning on finding somewhere to lie down for a while before heading home
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Me: hello everyone, just to mention a few things, Ja is a character I made to be mainly a bodyguard for another character I came up with. Haven't done anything with his story yet though. But basically he is a dimension traveler. In his home he's a hamster, when he began traveling he learned of various ninja weapons and learned to use them. The one he was body guarding is mainly the reason Ja knows so many people. Nil and Chaos are just some of the few. Personally I got nothing against Asuma, but what little I've heard on the show of his training. I'm just not gonna give him the position of instructor, lazy git wanting a repeat of his team's parent's comradely.