Naruto Meets Nil

Me: ok some points will be, a few more Ocs appear, but don't worry only one will be permanent. And Chaos proves that not everything that revolves around him is Irrelevant. He may be crazy but it's only to annoy others so they'd not believe him capable of actually doing anything.

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Chaos grins as he watches team 7 train while they wait for their sensei to show up. He vanishes from where he is. Kakashi shows up but before he can give his greeting or Sakura and Kiba can yell at him, an eerie voice begins to speak.

"Though I know I should be wary." everyone looks around in confusion.

"Still I venture someplace scary. Ghostly haunting I turn loose." the area suddenly enters a shadow causing the three students to group together in fear, and Kakashi to bring out a kunai and uncover his eye.

"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" the ground nearby begins to rise up as if something is rising from the ground. Chaos bursts from the soil, his clothes at first a black and white striped suit before the stripes begin changing colors.

His laughter sits the four on edge before he grins at them. "It's Showtime!"

Sakura yells, the other three begin trying in vain to fight as tendrils shoot at them, tie them up and begin to wave them around. "Now what shall I do with you losers? I want it to be fabulous."

He looks at the frightened look on each of them. His grin fades and he becomes curious though when he looks at Sakura.

Chaos stares at her for a few seconds before tilting his head, the tendrils disappear and the four fall to the ground. Sitting up they watch as he brings his legs up into the lotus position, though never sitting down, causing them to stare at him as he floats in the air.

He confuses them further as he begins rotating, at one point completely upside down as he turns in random directions. He suddenly slams into the ground and becomes a log.

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Elsewhere

Naruto, Hinata, and Shikamaru look up as Ja arrives, with him are a couple other people. One has slick black hair, yellow eyes, pale skin, and is wearing a black t-shirt with green flames extending from the sides, black jeans, and has a yellow belt with several octagon stones attached to it, a pair of pistols is also attached.

Another has black hair down to his shoulders, his black shirt has a skull on it, his black jeans have tears on them, on his belt is a small electronic device that is unlike any of them has seen before.

The third one has black wild hair with white tips and highlights. He wears a red shirt with a picture of himself and several strange creatures that they'd never seen before, blue jeans complete his clothes with 6 small red and white balls on his belt.

"Alright you three, we're going to have a very productive day today. Lazy, I want to know just how smart you are so Lestat here." Ja gestures to the one with the flames on his shirt.

"Will be playing some games with you." Shikamaru nods and Lestat gestures with his hands to the side, prompting the genius to move to the side.

Once they've moved away, Lestat opens a compartment on his belt and pulls out a small pill like thing with a button on it.

He pushes the button and tosses it to the ground. Shikamaru's jaw drops as with a small cloud of smoke several board games appear.

"I am going to enjoy this immensely kid, don't get too many chances to play against a worthy opponent in these. Most of the people I play with end up dead because of the games they like to play." Lestat smirks, a sharp canine becomes visible.

Ja after seeing the two of them beginning turns back to his students.

"Girl you will spar with Blight here." Ja pats the one in the red shirt on his shoulder. Again the two move off, Naruto watches as the young man removes one of the balls, it becomes bigger, and he throws it.

Hinata braces herself but becomes confused as it opens and in a flash of light a woman appears in front of her. The woman has blonde hair with red highlights, blue eyes, and wearing a yellow shirt with an outline of a lightning bolt in black, a red short skirt completes her outfit.

The girl upon looking around lunges at Blight and pulls him into a hug, shoving his head into her chest. "Blight-kun!"

Blight chuckles and gently pushes her off, "sorry Pika. But we're training her right now."

The woman turns to look at Hinata and nods, moving forward and smiling at her.

"And finally Naruto." Naruto turns back to Ja confused about what he saw.

"Sivrus and I will be fighting you this time." Ja nods at Sivrus, who holds out his hands and Naruto's jaw drops as a large metal mallet appears in his hands.

"You'll be learning how to deal with the unexpected, so that you'll be better at not underestimating people. Though your run-ins with Chaos will be helping with that as well." Sivrus runs at Naruto and swings the mallet, the ninja jumps out of the way. Only to scream in pain as a blast of energy explodes from where the weapon is and hits him.

Naruto slams into a tree and pushes himself off the ground. He stares at himself, the skin on his chest has been completely destroyed so his metal chest bones can be seen.

The skin grows back quickly enough as he looks back at Sivrus who grins at him.

Ja steps besides the mallet wielder and draws his sword, Naruto watches as he places his hand on the blade and cuts himself, leaving a trail of blood on the blade. "Be ready kid, this will not be pleasant for you over all."

With Shikamaru

The lazy boy frowns at the chess board currently in front of him. He's played 5 games with Lestat and has lost every single time, and currently his opponent wasn't having to take his time.

As soon as Shikamaru would make a move his pale opponent would make his within a second. "How are you doing this?"

Lestat smirks, his tooth becoming visible again. "Because of what I am."

Lestat grabs a small plastic bag sitting nearby with a red liquid in it. He bites into it and drains the bag. The shadow user blinks and feels a sense of dread enter him when he notices what's written on the bag. "Is that a blood bag?"

"Yes, I'm a vampire." the boy stares at him, then looks up at the clear sunny blue sky. "If you're wondering how I can be out in the sunlight?"

He looks back at the smirking young man. "I'm a hybrid, a combination of two kinds of vampires. Something came together in me from the combination and gave me immunity. One of my halves becomes smarter when I drink blood, the person's memories, skills, and experience, becomes mine when I drink. What you have in front of you is someone who, despite the way he looks, has several hundred years worth of knowledge. No one is smarter then me, I just choose when I exhibit this knowledge. What I've been assigned is to help you get smarter, Nil has told me about you. You have a habit of doing this."

Lestat assumes the boy's usual thinking posture. "You stay like that when you plan, I'm to break you of that habit when I'm through you'll be able to think on your feet like I can."

The lazy boy briefly wonders about Nil, having heard both Naruto and Ja mention him yesterday, how he apparently has that kind of knowledge about him.

He sighs and decides he doesn't have enough info and returns to the game.

Hinata pants, the woman in front of her smiles as Blight just shouts out commands. "Quick Attack!"

Hinata tenses and leaps into the air as the woman rushes forward, "Thunderbolt!"

Pika skids to a halt and points a hand towards Hinata. The shy girl eeps and manages to twist in the air to avoid a bolt of lightning coming out of Pika's hand.

Hinata lands and dodges again as the woman rushes her at, "Volt Tackle!" the woman chuckles as the girl is lightly shocked as she runs by. "Your doing good Hinata. Lets move up a level, shall we?"

He grabs another ball and tosses it. Out of this one appears another woman. Hinata sweatdrops as this woman does the same as Pika did, rushing Blight and hugging his face to her chest.

"Hey Xena, come on girl." Hinata glances at Pika before looking back over. Xena has black hair and tanned skin, she wears a white t-shirt with a boxing ring on it, red shorts, and a pair of red boxing gloves.

The tanned woman turns around and waves at Pika. "Hey Pika, when we're done here let me have Blight-kun for a while. It's my mating season, I'd like to have a kid."

Blight matches Hinata as both blush at the thought, the young man though soon gains a nosebleed. He shakes his head and returns back to what he's supposed to be doing, Hinata notices Pika grin and nod her head to the other woman's question.

Hinata braces as Blight gives the two free reign. Both girls then rush her, Hinata begins to try and dodge various punches from Xena and the electric attacks from Pika.

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Everyone blinks as a dome of light appears, a small light show begins as various colors flash from the dome.

Ja sighs when he realizes what's going on. A tendril of poison appears and launches itself at the dome. The light stops and Chaos is revealed, covered in poison again.

This time instead of crying out in pain and rolling around, he just glares at Ja. "Hey what was that for? I was almost finished with my grand entrance."

"Why are you bugging us right now?" Chaos smiles and reaches behind his back, when he brings his hand back forward he has Sakura in his hand.

Ja raises an eyebrow as he tosses her, where she lands in front of Naruto. Sakura looks up at him, Chaos tilts his head as he stares at the pink haired girl again.

Sakura turns and spots him, only to yell and duck behind the blonde, he being the only one she knows who'd attempt to protect her right now.

Ja frowns not liking what he's beginning to suspect, until Chaos makes his next movement. The insane young man points at the girl suddenly, "Your wish is granted!"

His hand snaps back, his fingers spread. Chaos rushes forward, Sivrus grabs Naruto and leaps out of the way, not willing to be where Chaos is running towards.

Sakura though is left behind, she manages to get out a squeak before Chaos's palm slams into her face. To the amazement of everyone his hand passes through her though, and comes out the other side.

A short ways behind the confused and scared pink haired girl stands Chaos, his palm over the face of another girl. When he removes his palm he reveals, besides the light green hair she has, she could pass for Sakura.

The colorful young man throws his hands up in the air, and then begins to do a victory dance of sorts. He's forced to stop as something shoots out of the forest, impales his chest bursting out his back, and then yanks him into the forest. The sounds of a fight can be heard shortly after.

The green haired Sakura is the first to snap too, she looks around and spots her pink haired counterpart. She gasps then looks down at herself before jumping in the air.

"I'm free!" all attention turns to her as she laughs for a short while. She suddenly stops and turns to Naruto, the boy takes a step back when he sees her grin.

The green haired girl begins to walk towards him, "now come here Naruto-kun. My sweet hunk of a ninja you." Hinata gasps and without thinking dashes over to stand between them, ready to fight.

The green girl only smiles at her, "oh Hinata-chan. Don't worry I won't hog all of him, we can share." Hinata blushes, letting the girl close the gap. Green Sakura places a hand on Hinata's cheek and leans forward, a terrified look on Hinata's face.

Only for the other girl to kiss her on the cheek. "Now, now I wouldn't steal your first kiss from you. Naruto-kun deserves to have it after all. And just think of the things we three can do together." Hinata blushes and gains a nosebleed as the other girl begins to whisper into her ear.

Lestat, beginning to blush, walks over to Ja. "Hey snap out of it you."

Ja shakes his head, and mumbles to himself about how he hates Chaos. "I suppose I need to call Nil and inform him of what happened. Wonder if this girl will mess things up like the pink one?"

Lestat shrugs, "don't know. It's time for lunch though right?" Ja nods, causing Lestat to smile.

"Good cause with my hearing I can hear what's being said and I want to go home for a while. Getting worked up, hope Jade-chan doesn't mind."

With that Lestat smirks and after some quick hand movements unseen by everyone leaves one of his blood packs on Ja's belt. The vampire then vanishes, Blight and Sivrus walk over and get told they can leave as well.

Blight blushes as Xena grabs onto him and drags him off, Pika quickly joining her. He chuckles and waves, "well I am off, a lesson in life I am sure to learn."

The older people chuckle at Blight's joke. Shikamaru moves over to stand by him, to watch as the two girls now grab onto Naruto.

Ja reaches into a pocket and pulls out a small device, he attaches it to his ear, and pushes a button. A film of glass extends and covers both his eyes. "Hey Tomas, connect me to Nil please."

This gains the genius's attention. "Hey Nil we've got a situation." a pause, "yes it's because of Chaos."

Ja explains what the crazy person had done.

Afterwards he stares as the green haired Sakura finally manages to get Hinata to kiss Naruto on the lips. Hinata then watches as the other girl kisses him.

Naruto, stunned, has the start of a nosebleed as Hinata is suddenly kissed by the green girl. "Her own folder now, not surprising considering."

Shikamaru looks at Ja, not wanting to watch the two girls make out with Naruto. The pink haired Sakura finally realizes what's going on, snapping out of her combined shock of everything, shrieks and runs away. "Her name's Clover huh? Weird, but fitting. So is this going to ruin things or what?"

Ja nods as he listens to Nil speak, only on hearing a small bit of info does Ja really react. "What do you mean that because she'd actually help things that your gonna have the Hokage put her on my team? Nil?"

Ja curses and puts the ear piece away. "Blasted Reaper, just because 'I decide when people die I can tell others what to do'."

He mumbles about it being unfair a bit more before glaring at Shikamaru. "I'll be punishing you later for eavesdropping on your sensei's private conversation. But good effort in trying to find out valuable information."

Ja turns back to his three other students, Clover has grabbed Hinata's hand and was forcing her to feel up Naruto. "Hey you three, break it up. You can make love when the training is done for the day, and back at Naruto's place. I don't want to see you doing anything around me."

The girls back away, Hinata with a deep blush and nosebleed, Clover only glares at him then stares at Naruto with a perverted grin.

Ja grabs Naruto and lifts him off the ground, "Kid don't make me order the three of you to lock yourselves in your house until you and they can get over this need. With Nil on my side, Hinata's father and the Hyuuga council would have no chance to object."

Naruto pales, and wipes the blood from his nose. "Now come on, it's time for lunch." Ja takes them to the ramen shop and orders some food for them, explaining briefly to the two who work there about Clover. "Umm, Ja-sensei?"

"Yes Hinata?"

"What was with Blight-san and those girls?"

"My friends come from other universes. The creatures on his shirt." he waits to see Hinata nod, making sure she had noticed.

"Those are what his girls really look like, traveling between universes sometimes comes with physical changes. He saw them as family until they became human when he first crossed the boundaries. Once human they teamed up and dragged him to a bedroom to have their way with him. The first girl you saw, Pika, has already given him a daughter, another one of them has also given him a daughter. It's complicated with them."

Hinata nods her head as Ja sighs. 'Brilliant plan though Nil. Bring in Blight and introduce the sharing concept with him, to get her past the idea it wouldn't be right. Hmm maybe I should mention Sivrus's situation.'

"One other thing Hinata." The girl looks back up at him. "Sivrus the one I was working with to help Naruto."

She nods again. "In his world if someone has gained a certain amount of power and strength then they are allowed more then one mate as well. Sivrus wanted no part of that, but his first girlfriend kept pushing him to. He currently has three girls he takes care of, finally breaking on his views when he met the other two, as they teamed up with his first."

Clover looks over, "hey you're helping my case here. Thanks Ja-sama I owe you one for this. This'll be great," she gets up and standing between Naruto and Hinata hugs them.

"Tonight the three of us are going to have such fun."

Ja chuckles, "oh that's amazing Naruto. You have two girlfriends." Ja looks up at the girl behind the counter. "You think I could join you, I'd always thought I was too old for him, but if he's going to be with more then one girl."

Ja drops his chopsticks, the girl's father looks at her then smiles. "Ayame." she turns to look at him, "I give you permission to go with them to Naruto's tonight."

Ayame hugs her dad, Clover leaps over the counter and hugs the old man as well. Hinata and Naruto only blush, Shikamaru mutters his favorite saying.

Ja meanwhile frowns, "By Fauna. This keeps up and I'll start wanting to talk to Tanya into accepting another girl, and I know that'll never happen. Darn Colonial America, and her being Jewish to a degree. Hmm should ask Lestat just how close her beliefs actually come to his, I mean the two of us are mice in her universe. Never minding the fact I'm really a hamster, sometimes I hate the universal changes."

Hinata, Naruto, and Shikamaru turn to stare at him, amazed at what they'd just learned from him. "Hooray I've made it!"

Ja turns to Chaos, who's suddenly sitting on the stool next to him. "Hey old man, one plain noodles please, don't add any flavoring."

The owner and Ayame blink but shrug. Shortly a bowl is placed in front of Ja, who pushes it to Chaos. Chaos tilts his head, until he spots Ja grabbing a small bag with red liquid in it off his belt.

"Lestat gave this to me before he left, noticed it on my belt earlier." Ja shakes his head, "him and his thief skills. Anyway I know he wouldn't want his nephew starving."

Chaos grins and grabs the bag, pouring it into the noodles. Ja watches Chaos eat them briefly before looking away, to see the others staring at him. "Lestat is his uncle?"

"Yes lazy, he is. I assume Lestat told you he's a vampire, meaning he doesn't age once he hits maturity." Shikamaru blinks then nods.

"So Chaos what're you going to do after this?"

"Hmm not sure, I was planning on annoying those four bastards." referring to Sakura, Sasuke, Kiba, and Kakashi.

"You'd absolutely hate them if you've seen the things I have while visiting other worlds. Just be glad Shino's not on your team, I'd be annoying him too."

Ja raises an eyebrow, "Why?" Chaos snorts, "Two dimensions ago I was in a universe where Shino and Kiba decided to 'help' Hinata with her Jounin exam. They did this by raping her."

Hinata becomes terrified, Naruto gasps and hugs her, Clover and Ayame quickly rush around the counter and join in the hug and Shikamaru gulps wondering what kinda wrath his friends would face for something different versions of them had done.

Ja growls, "Well no worries in this dimension. Nil said sexual acts aren't permitted in Ninja training here." "Still, by the way guys."

Chaos leans back to see the group hug, "I killed those bastards, fixed that Hinata up so what happened never did. Erasing her memory, fixing her hymen, then to make some happiness pushed that version of Naruto onto her."

Ja nods, as the three girls and Naruto relax slightly. "Well anyway it's about time to head back. But I think we need to report into the Hokage about you first."

Ja points at Clover, who nods. Chaos waves to them then begins to walk away singing a song to himself, before suddenly breaking into dance and pulling random people in.

Ja chuckles as they leave.

In the Hokage's office the old man listens to Ja talk about Clover. "Well this is certainly unusual but I've been visited by someone who'd already explained. And I'm guessing you know my decision Ja?"

Ja frowns but nods, "yes. I'd reported it to him, and he told me what he intended to do. Oh well, head back to the training grounds, Clover you'll be working with Hinata and Blight for now. I'll be there shortly." the four kids nod and leave. "So what do you want to speak about Ja?"

Ja looks back at him, "I thought I might be nice and inform you of something. I'm going to be training them for quite some time, no missions. When I do finally bring them in for one it will be C."

"But your team has to do D missions."

Ja glares, "there is no way I'm forcing my students to do those chores that the lazy civilians send in. we are ninjas, bodyguards, assassins, spies. Not babysitters, gardeners, pet walkers or finders, and anything of the like. Those 'missions' are degrading for us to do. So no, I'll never have any of my students do a D mission."

Ja's glare softens only a little as he tilts his head down slightly. "I'll be spending a lot of time training them in things I believe should actually be taught while they're still in school. Tree walking and water walking should be a part of the lessons, but no, they learn after they graduate. Weapons? No only kunai and shuriken are taught, so I'll be training each in at least swordsmanship too." Ja snorts and turns to leave, not giving the Hokage time to try and respond.

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Back at the training field he finds everyone standing around. "Alright Lestat, you'll be sparing with the lazy boy now. This is his punishment for eavesdropping earlier, so feel free to use what you what. Just don't bite him, don't feel like trying to explain it to others."

Lestat grins, several blue skinned ninjas appear. "Alright boy, these are my shadow-khan. They'll be your opponents too." Shikamaru gulps and runs away with Lestat and the shadow-khan following.

"Blight you'll be training Clover, with Hinata now."

Blight nods and throws two more balls. A woman with black hair, t-shirt, and pants, flames on the shirt appears out of one. Out of the other another woman with black hair appears, but this one has blue glowing rings in her hair and is wearing a black shirt with the same rings, a blue skirt.

"This is Darkfire." Blight points to the one with fire.

"And this one's Eev." the second woman. "Umm what about Pika and Xena?"

"They're too tired to continue for the day. Don't worry I still got two more who can join in, they'll be coming out when I decide you two are doing good. No warnings. Darkfire, Eev, I'll let you two do as you will."

Darkfire grins and exhales a small burst of fire, Eev only smiles and nods.

Naruto turns back to Ja and Sivrus, the hammer user grabs the device on his belt and suddenly glows. When the light dies down in his place is a humanoid cat with black fur with red fur in the shape of a skull on his chest.

A hammer appearing in his hands signifies this is still Sivrus. Ja puts on his gloves, "alright Naruto time for round two."

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A few hours pass and Ja's friends go home. Ja looks his students over, all four are tired and have several scratches on them.

Naruto had more extensive injuries but they'd already healed and the scratches are now vanishing as well. Ja reaches into a pouch and hands the two girls both a small green bean. At their confused looks he responds, "I keep a few of these on hand. Very handy little things, get them from another friend of mine. You eat them and your injuries will heal, and your energy will be replenished."

Clover looks at hers and slowly eats it, afterwards she encourages Hinata to as well. "Now you four will report here tomorrow, same time. And I expect you three," he narrows his eyes at the girls and Naruto.

"To have your emotions and hormones in check by then. I'll not have training interrupted by your wanting to jump each other's bones, got me?" the three nod then all four leave when he gestures they may go.

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Now then I'm sure you may be wondering about Ja's friends.

Lestat is used in one of my other fan fictions, a vampire thief who has a weakness for magic and jewelry, unable to resist stealing magic items and/or jewelry that appeal to his nature or his wife's preference.

The other two I've not yet put their stories up, having some difficulty coming up with things for them.

Sivrus is from Digimon he has become a human digimon hybrid, able to become the humanoid cat and summon the weapons that he had taken from other digimon he fought and defeated.

Blight is from Pokemon, together he has a pikachu, umbreon, houndoom, hitmonchan, persian, and a poochyena. All 6 of them are female and become human in other universes, all but the poochyena have claimed him as their mate when they became human. The poochyena is too young and sees his houndoom as her mother, and thus him as her father.

As I said at the beginning these are only making brief appearances they will not remain, in fact this is the only chapter they will be around, as I plan to skip to the wave mission next chapter.

Preview:

Ja glares at Naruto, pointing at the tied up men nearby. "What are you waiting for kid? Kill your target, why do you hesitate? I thought you wanted to be a great ninja?"

Naruto shook his head. "How can you say that? Do you really believe that's all there is to it?" he yelled. "Fighting and killing until there's only one person left standing?"

His voice softened a bit. "There's a lot more to being shinobi than that. There are more ways of showing your strength than beating someone in battle."

Ja still glaring removes a kunai and stabs one of the men, shoving his kunai up through the bottom of his mouth. The man falls over dead as he removes his weapon.

"We are ninjas, shinobi. We are classified as bodyguards, assassins, and spies. The kill count behind us really is all we have kid, it shows how strong and skilled we are. How many normal people we have been ordered to kill, how many people who know how to fight in one way or another, and how many other ninjas we have killed. These are the statistics that matter. There is no other way to prove you are a true ninja, you want to know my kill count kid."

Ja taps a finger to his head, "I keep track. This man was kill number 2,157." Naruto and the other three pale. Ja then points at the other four men he has tied up. "Now pick one and kill him. This is an order; don't make me report you for disobeying an order."