ZoMbIe IdoL II
:Our contestants on zombie idol this year are:
Samantha Maxis
Edward Richtofen
Tank Dempsey
Yuri Kravchenski
Nikolai Belinski
Richard Nixon
Fidel castro
Takeo Masaki
Robert Mcnmara
John Kennedy
Sophia
Peter: well here we are!
Nikolai: Da!
Castro: Si!
Richtofen: Ja!
Dempsey: Hoorah!
Kennedy: beans for the chowder!
Everyone turned to stare at kennedy.
Peter: well, today, we shall sing love songs!
Dempsey: fuck
Nikolai: You Piz'da!
Takeo: oh.(pulls out katana, but it floats in the air)
Samantha starts to giggle.
PeterYou have a day to choose your song.
The next day
Gersch: Dempsey you ready?
Dempsey: Ready! Wooaaaoooo! Woaaaaooo! You know you want me, I know you care.
Reznov: Dimitri block your ears!
Dimitri: Reznov!(skin starts to turn black, blood forms around his eyes. He starts vomiting to death.)
Peter: okay good, sit down.
Peter: Edward you ready!
Richtofen: Ready! Don't want to close mein eyes! Don't vant to fall ashleep cause I'm killing you babe, und I don't want to miss a thing!
Gersch: good nuff eddy.
Nikolai: my turn. WAAAAARRRRRR! Children, It's just a shot away…it's just a shot away!
Gersch; okay, shut up and get off the stage.
Nikolai: do you have vodka?
Gersch: we only have Ginger ale.
Nikolai: whatever that is? I'll take it!
(later)
Maxis: Takeo you're up!
Nikolai: This vodka sucks!
McNamara: My fog of war! (farts)
Nixon: (eating someone's leg)
Tank: Where's tak?
(in the bathroom)
Takeo: c'mon! Oh yeah! Ahhhhh(sighs) Masturbation has honor!
(later still)
Takeo: I'm here. And I'd like to sing how I'm Feeling.
Maxis: Richtofen, get fluffy, lock me in a room with her, and let me die…again.
Richtofen: suck My badass nazi dick!
Maxis: you'd like that wouldn't you!
Samantha: Eddy Raped me!
Takeo: Easy come, easy go
That's just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all,
But you never give
Should of known you was trouble from the first kiss,
Why were they open?
Gave you all I had
And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked,
Cause what you don't understand is
I'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
But you won't do the same
Gersch: YA! Good job Takeo!
Nikolai: (farts)
(all the Takeo fan girls faint.)
(after the Session)
Takeo: ThAt Was great!
Richtofen: Ja it vas.
Tank: Are you gay richtofen.
Richtofen: fuck you Dempsey!
OH MY GOD! What happens next will be revealed next time.