ZUMBIE
Takeo got up, he smelled like dog crap. He noticed vodka bottle everywhere. The smell of farts everywhere. He looked around, his fly was down, and some cute teen Japanese girl was in his bed. Takeo's eyes Opened really wide. He realized what happened.
Tank
Tank chose to sing beauty of annihilation with tak, Doc and nikolai. If Samantha got to sing lullaby for a dead man, some random zombie sung the one and yuri sung abracadavre, Why not this one?
The contestants now.
(note:richtofen edited the list.)
Edward Richtofen. (woot!)
Tank Dempsey
Takeo Masaki(ew)
Nikolai Belinski(is he polish?)
Castro(who?)
Samantha Maxis(die bitch!)
Yuri Kravchenski(lol)
Tank: day three boys! Let's do it. Well I should say 3 boys and Richtofen. He he.
Richtofen: (shoots Tank with Wunderwaffe, but his pieces reform)
Tank: nice try
Takeo: honor!
Nikolai: negro.
(all stare in amazement)
Richtofen: amazement? (breaking the fourth wall)
Gersch: alright you guys ready?
Tank: ready!
Bold represents shouting, while italics represent the normal voice.
Tank: Yticorpicer fo yaw yb emoc, seiticorta ym ll-a-a-a.
All my atrocities, come by way of reciprocity,
Richtofen:I'm chewing the bones of my own reprieve.
Takeo:Death be my dignity,
Execute hemlock philosophy,
Nikolai:Poison fills the cup of the carpenter.
Richtofen:NO!
Tank: Love lost on me,
Richtofen: MORE!
Takeo:Life so costly.
No reason, For grieving.
No,
Nikolai: LOVE LOST ON ME
More.
Richtofen: LIFE SO COSTLY
Tank: Bring me down
with, 7.62 HIGH VELOCITY
Richtofen: I can see them everywhere,
They're all around me,
They're waiting for me.
Descending,
Unrelenting.
Beauty of Annihilation.
Tank:Your curiosity, Feeding off my animosity.
And the reason,
Is treason
Richtofen: With all that's good and clean, you can't fucking annihilate me!
Bring you down with 7.92 AND NO IMPUNITY!
Tank: I can see them everywhere,
They're all around me,
They're waiting for me.
Descending, Unrelenting.
Beauty of Annihilation.
Takeo: Death so beautiful,
Tank: Looks so beautiful,
Richtofen: Death so beautiful,
Nikolai: Looks so beautiful to me.
I can see them everywhere,
I can see them everywhere I go,
I can see them everywhere,
They're all around me,
They're waiting for me.
I can see them everywhere,
I can see them everywhere I go,
I can see them everywhere,
They're all around me,
They're waiting for me.
Descending, Unrelenting.
Beauty of Annihilation,
Takeo: Looks like your prophet was mistaken,
Is life really gone or just been wasted?
All: Doom so close that I can taste it!
Everyone claps yay!
Maxis: Good. You pass.
The next week
Maxis: richtofen you ready?
Richtofen:ja.
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth x4
Richtofen(wearing the space suit) starts whipping his head back and forth. He grabs onto the pole and swings, doing stripper like dances, eve humping the pole.
Hop up out the bed turn my swag on
Pay no attention to them haters
Because we whip em off
And we ain't doin nothin wrong
So don't tell me nothin
I'm just trying to have fun
So keep the party jumping
So whats up? (yeah)
You know they don't know what to do
we turn our back and whip our hair…
shake em off (x4)
Don't let haters get me off my grind
Whip my hair, if I know I'll be fine
Keep fighting until I get there
When I'm down and I feel like giving up
(chorus x3)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth x4
Imma get more shine in a little bit
soon as I hit the stage
applause I'm hearing it
weather it's black stars,black cars, I'm feeling it
But aint none of them will feel like I do (I)
I get the to them mm-yeah go hard
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want to see me pull up
I whip it real hard x2
Real hard
I Whip it real hard
Don't let haters get me off my grind
Whip my hair, if I know I'll be fine
Keep fighting until I get there
When I'm down and I feel like giving up
(chorus x2)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth x4
(x2)
All my ladies if you feel it
Gone and do it, do it
Whip your hair (whip your hair)
Don't matter if it's long, short
Do it, do it whip your hair!
Your hair, your hair
(chorus x3)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth x4
(all stare in shock)
Richtofen: I'm not gay. (walks away)
Tak: (pulls out chainsaw) lol! (dresses up as Rambo) they drew first blood. (Takeo in these stories is like frank from its always sunny in Philadelphia for the next episode only)