ZUMBAZUMBA
Takeo got up again. He saw his pants were off and vodka bottles were everywhere. He knew what happened again. He was ready for round two as he turned around he noticed the Lady was fat, and as he pulled of the covers. Nikolai, Nude was under there. "takeo screamed and he grabbed a Tanto. He then Committed Hara-kiri and sliced open his stomach. He then died.
Takeo woke up. He noticed Nikolai was not in his bed.
Takeo: good, it was a dream.
Richtofen(pops out from under bed.) Or was it?
Takeo: what? Why are you here.
Richtofen: we have bunk beds
Takeo: O
The next day.
Peter: you ready Tank?
Tank: ready.
7 A.M wakin' up in the morning gotta get dressed…
Later
Tank: Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on friday! (he stops as he Notices the judges are under their seats and half the audience hung themselves.)
Peter: Is it over?
Tank: yes.
Richtofen: ha ha!(takes out thundergun only to have it taken away from him)
Samantha: (Giggles)
Richtofen: (with Samuel L. Jackson's voice and takes out crowbar) I have had it with this motherfucking girl! Stealing my motherfucking weapons. (runs into back room.
Samantha: no! Uncle Eddy! No! No!
Maxis: NO! EDWARD STOP!
Richtofen: (walks out with blood and entrails all over him) She's dead! Ja!
Later:
Takeo: Nikorai Is next. OH! (pulls out chainsaw) HA HA!
Nikolai: I'm ready don't get all bullshitty about it.
Belaia armiia, chiornyj baron
Snova gotoviat nam tsarskij tron,
No ot tajgi do britanskikh morej
Krasnaia Armiia vsekh silnej.
Pripev:
Tak pust zhe Krasnaia
Szhimaet vlastno
Svoj shtyk mozolistoj rukoj,
I vse dolzhny my
Neuderzhimo
Idti v poslednij smertnyj boj!
2.
Krasnaia Armiia,marsh marsh vperiod!
Revvoensovet nas v boj zoviot.
Ved ot tajgi do britanskikh morej
Krasnaia Armiia vsekh silnej!
refrain
3.
My razduvaem pozhar mirovoj,
Tserkvi i tiurmy sravniaem s zemlioj.
Ved ot tajgi do britanskikh morej
Krasnaia Armiia vsekh silnej!
Refrain
Maxis: good. Good.
(backstage richtofen has a laptop)
Richtofen:vhy hasn't Spyash2 updated Alternate yet? I am dying to see what happens with Erika and Edward. (thinking)Edward sounds sexy. What If our world is just all a big story? I could discover zat vun day. Ja I vill)
Tank: I heard all of that.
Tank: Penis
Takeo: hero guys, We have to pick a band to mimic and sings songs of next time!
Richtofen: (mocking) your engrish is bad!
Tank: so what band we doing?
Takeo: the beatles!