ZRS
Richtofen and Nikolai came back to life. M'kay. Now, this is a reunion show.
Peter: remember our contestants this year? Here are the final four. Tank Dempsey, Takeo Masaki, Nikolai Belinski, and Edward Richtofen. How does it feel to be back?
Edward: gut, vell, Just because Dempshey ist here it isn't as great.
Dempsey: shut up.
Nikolai: vodka?
Takeo: Idiots.
Peter: are you guys willing to sing a song for us?
Nikolai: DA!
Edward: JA!
Takeo: whatever
Dempsey: yup.
Peter: ready?
Edward: ja.
Dempsey: Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Richtofen: Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Nikolai: I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain, she pretty!
Takeo: I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Edward: Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Tank: Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Richtofen: Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Takeo: Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
Nikolai: But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
All: Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Tank: Whats me name
Tell me, baby, whats my name
Tell me, sweetie, whats my name
All: Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Peter: thanks. Well, I have one question for Mr. Richtofen.
Tank: more like: "I like DICKtofen!"
Richtofen: quiet.
Peter: what's it like on survivior: Rebirth Island.
Richtofen: I raped Dempsey when he called me gay.
Takeo: Herro chirdren! Zombie shore shall be up soon, but I wourd rearry rike it if a great artist drew arr of us singing a song, then posting it on Deviantart and send it to: DoctorScarface. Thank you!
Edward: I heard doctor, where's the pat-
Takeo: No!
(richtofen saws the camera in half and it falls on the floor, filming richtofen and takeo's feet while they fight.)