The Ten Thing I Hate About James Harold Potter

I hate the way you make fun of me.

I hate that you don't have to worry about being alone.

I hate when you have someone and I don't

More than just hating James, I hate when he flaunts around Lily Evans, and not me. Today, in Potions, James causally walks in, looking very attractive, with his arm draped on over her shoulders. Lily Evans, oh how I envy you. Not only does she hold the respect of other students, and all the teachers, she gets to talk and hang out with James Potter… all day, because amazingly, they have every class together.

My Day in a nut shell:

First, I got hexed by Joe Hanson and Charlie Handover, James' friends. Which didn't do a lot of damage, I mean the curse was right, but badly aimed, so I had boils on my hand, until I went to the Hospital Wing and got the curse reversed.

Then, I had Potions with James and Lily, which I find it extremely easy and hard to hate Lily. It is fairly easy to hate her because she is with James, but it is hard to hate her because she is fairly nice to me.

Finally, the best/worst part of my day.

I was walking down to "my tree" when:

"Oi Black!" to which I rolled my eyes at, My name IS Sirius.

"What Hanson?"

"Why haven't you gotten those boils taken care of?"

"I did, they…" That's when I looked at my arms, and they were covered with boils… again. My day couldn't get any worse.

"Joe!"

"James!"

That's when my luck started to kick in, he left Lily somewhere and he was by himself… Oh Merlin must love me today.

"What are you doing?" Whoaa… James is sticking up for me?

"Today is Boil Wednesday."

"Right, but…"

"Hey James." Well apparently Merlins' luck has just run out for me, because Lily Evans has just exited the building and has made her way over to us.

"Hey baby!" James said while he wrapped his arms around her small frame and took a glance to make sure I was looking and he kissed her. As his mouth worked with hers, his eyes were set on mine.

When he pulled back from the kiss, they, including Joe, started to walk away, but has he walked with Lily on his right, with his arm over her shoulders and Joe on his left talking to Lily, he looked back at me and raised his eyebrows and blew me a kiss. And, unless my eyes deceived me, he swayed his butt a little more then usual… I like to think that was for me.

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A/n: A tad bit short, yes I know. Also this was a very sarcastic chapter, which you might expect some more, but I am telling you now.. Chapter 5, which I have half written, is going to be one depressing chapter… you might want to have a blade ready to cut yourself. NO! No cutting… Anyways hoped you liked this chapter and review please.

ps.. My line still isnt working... No commenting on the homemade line... it is bad...