The Ten Thing I Hate About James Harold Potter

I hate the way you make fun of me.

I hate that you don't have to worry about being alone.

I hate when you have someone and I don't

I hate when I tease you, it only makes me want you more.

'That's it.' Sirius thought, 'I have had enough of James and his games, it is time to fight fire with fire.'

Sirius pulled out his notebook and quill and made a list.

Materials needed to make JP jealous

Pretty Girl that has no connection with James or anyone.

A copy of Remus' hand writing to send a note to James.

The "pretty girl" to come with me to the place where the note says to meet him and make out with me.

Sirius smiled at his list and closed his notebook, put the pen in his pocket and left to find the pretty girl that owed him a favor.

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"Gabrielle!" Sirius called after the blonde.

"Hey Sirius, what's up?" Gabrielle turned to look at Sirius.

"Well, you remember when you wanted to make Jeff jealous, and I made out with you, and you said you owed me a favor?" Sirius said rather quickly and smiled at her.

"Where are we going to make James jealous?" She smiled an all knowing smile.

"James? Why would you think James?" Sirius said blushing.

"Sirius, you are one of my best friends ever, you think I couldn't tell?"

"Erm, can anyone else?"

"Only if they know you very very very well."

"Oh, good. Right, so we need a copy of Joes' handwriting, that way we can send a note to James telling him to meet him somewhere so we can make-out in front of him when he is alone." Sirius said while reading off his list.

"Back to the lists eh?"

"Yea… Will you do it?"

"Of course I will, but can I hear the story?"

Sirius smiled, "Every detail."

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"You got it Gabby?" Sirius whispered.

"Yeah, just but the spell on the quill and it will write like Joe."

"Good, so where would you like to make-out?" Sirius and Gabrielle laughed.

"Wait, why don't we make-out under your tree, where James sees us by ourselves, and then I will sit with you at your table, making sure James is sitting close, but not to close, and we do lovely crap, and then you walk out and blow him a kiss in front of everyone."

"Oh my God, I love the way you think." They smiled and started to work on the note.

James-

Meet me next to the tree on the right side of the castle, we need to talk.

Come alone at 11:00 pm. Before lunch.

Joe

"Prefect, but you think he will come?"

"Sirius, I listened to your story, and I see the glances James gives you, he'll think Joe wants to talk about you, he do anything to keep his feelings for you quite."

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James, who was alone, was walking out side to the tree. He got Joes letter and knew it would be worth his while to come and talk and make sure Joe had no idea.

"Joe?" James called out, he could hear someone be hide the tree.

"Shh.. Sirius, your going to get us caught."

"That's the best part…"

What James heard next troubled him, he heard kissing. Sirius wasn't supposed to like anyone but him, why was he kissing this girl.

"What the hell are you doing?" James yelled at the intertwined couple.

Sirius pulled back from his kiss, "What do you want Potter?"

"20 points from Ravenclaw and 20 points from Gryffindor, for unclean conduct."

"Whatever Potter." Gabrielle said and her and Sirius walked away to go eat lunch, and put Part Two in action.

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Sirius and Gabrielle walked in to the Great Hall, happy and excited and sat down across from Remus, who was sitting 10 people down on the same side as Joe.

James walked into the Great Hall, a little depressed, pissed, and powerful.

"What the hell Joe!"

Joe looked up from his plate as James sat down next to him.

"What?"

"You said meet you outside." James was getting annoyed, and he could see Sirius and the Ravenclaw cuddling and giving each other little kisses.

"No, I've been asleep all day." Joe said looking a little confused.

"What? Oh," James said realizing, "Never mind." He looked down at Sirius and saw he wasn't there, and looked around and saw them walking infront of him, with everyone watching.

"Hey Potter!" James looked up. If everyone wasn't watching before, they were watching now.

"What Black?"

Sirius didn't say anything, just wraped his arms around Gabrielle and started walking. Making sure James and everyone was still looking, he looked back and blew a kiss to James. Who went wide eyed and was either red from blushing, or red from being mad.

James was trying to figure out if he was mad because Sirius embarrassed him in front of everyone or happy because he blew him a kiss. But he found it a tad hard, seeing as people were cat-calling him, making fun of him, or trying to figure out what the connection with Hogwarts most popular guy, and Hogwarts most secretly wanted guy.

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A/n: okay, longer than usual, 4 pages and 963 words. Imakeeper helped me brain storm the idea of Gabrielle, so thank you. And I should push out one more chapter before I go back to school on Tuesday. Hugs and Props, and a sneak peak at chapter 5 if you can guess what my stupid line means.

By the way:

Name: Gabrielle Staff

House: Ravenclaw

Looks: Blonde hair, DARK, almost black eyes

Connection with Harry Potter books: Oliver Woods Mother…:D