"Just a shot in the dark, but do you want car parts by chance?" Sam demanded, his face holding a faint redness as he continued to drink his weird, I-can't-remember-the-strange-name-he-gave-it alcoholic beverage. I shrugged.

"Ya know what I want? Ya know? I want that!" I slurred, pointing to the current image on the TV screen. Sam swiveled around and stared at the TV for a second before smiling at me.

"No, you d-don't want that. That's the uh... uh... the thing that girls use on their..." The rest was a garbled mess. I couldn't even figure it out.

"Huh?" I asked. "Not only girls use that. I've used it before."

Sam's eyes grew wide. "No way!" he shouted, his inebriated state ignoring all of my attempts at "inside-voice" usage.

"Yeah way." I replied, stumbling over to the fridge to get a new drink. The one in my hand sloshed around, but I didn't care. I wanted a new one, and by God would I have it!

"I use it two times a week..." I continued, taking a swig. "Usually after I take a shower."

"You take a shower two times a week?!" Sam shrieked. I shook my head quickly.

"No, but two times when I take a shower in a week, I use that."

"Why?" he inquired, gulping down his shot and grimacing when he felt the burn of it.

"'cause I don't want them to grow out! That's nasty! Do you let yours?"

"I forget to use it on them."

"Ew." I announced, floundering over to the table and falling into my chair.

Bella traipsed down the stairs, hair disheveled and eyes accusatory.

"Will you two be quiet? Some people are trying to sleep!"

"We were just talkin' 'bout Jacob using... that." He pointed to the frozen image on the screen. I hadn't noticed him pause the TV.

Bella raised a brow. "Doesn't everyone?"

"Only girls!" Sam retorted.

"No... Guys use that too."

"But they're... they're clippers!" he bawled.

"They're nail clippers, Sam. They're used for your fingernails, not what you're thinking of."

Don't ask. :(

Anyways, though all my other stories are on hiatus, this will still be updated. I just get inspiration from funny stuff that happens in my life and make it into a chapter. So, this will continue unlike everything else.
-Tay