A/n: Oh. My. It has been almost a month. Hehe… Finals start on Tuesday, and then Christmas vacation… so I figured that I would give ya'll an early Christmas gift…or whatever other holidays some of you celebrate. So here it is, in all its glory, chapter 9…Oh My God it is almost over!! Will there be a sequel… 'More Things I hate about James Potter' ha-ha.

Ten Things I hate about James Harold Potter

I hate the way you make fun of me.

I hate that you don't have to worry about being alone

I hate when you have someone and I don't

I hate when I tease you, it does nothing.

I hate the way you only you can make me want to die and live

I hate the way you can lose someone, and find someone to replace them in one day.

I hate that you know how to make everything just right.

I hate that you can piss me off and still kiss me at the end of the day.

I hate that you are amazing in every way.

"You want me to pretend to date James?" Gabrielle asked looking at the two pleading boys in front of her.

"Yes. Please." Sirius answered.

"It would help a lot if you could." James put in.

"Je ne devrais pas faire ceci, vos familles doivent savoir." Gabrielle said to Sirius, in French.

"Dans le temps, dans le temps." Sirius said to her.

"I can speak four different languages, and I am learning French, but I don't know it so if one of you could kindly translate?"

Gabrielle looked a James and raised an eyebrow and asked Sirius, "Juste jusqu'à la danse?"

"Oui." Sirius said.

"Ahhh! You said 'yes', what about?" James said, excited that he understood something.

"That I am just 'going out' with you until/at the dance." Gabrielle said.

"Right, Sirius you have that essay, and Gabrielle, we have to know each other like the backs of our hands," James looked at the back of his hand, "Oh, that's new." He said with Sirius, and they all laughed.

"Okay, okay, first you could call me Ellie and I could call you…Jamie?"

"NO!" James and Sirius yelled together.

"Whoa…okay I was just trying to help." Ellie said taking a step back.

"No, it is just that, I call him Jamie, and he calls me Siri, It just goes together." Sirius explained.

"You guys are so damned cute! Come on…Jimmy?"

"Oh come on, a little more personable than 'Jimmy', my…dad calls me that, or at least he did." James said sadly.

"Don't worry,' Gabrielle said putting her arms around James' and Sirius' shoulders, "We'll fool them, this, you guys will know when it is time to tell them."

"Thanks. You're helping a lot you know. It means a lot to us." James said.

"Hey, what can I say, I am the gay mans best friend, fake make-out buddy, and now fake long-term girlfriend."

"Your boyfriend is a lucky man." Sirius said smiling.

"That he is. Could you maybe tell him that next time you see him?"

They all laughed at Gabrielle's serious face.

"Okay, my essay and the toilet call me, see you guys later."

"See ya! You have one gross boyfriend." Ellie said looking at James.

"Yep, but that's why I lov…" James stopped himself.

"You love him? Then why can't you just tell him? One boy and one girl is complicated enough, but two boys? Merlin forbid, you boys have ANY emotions!"

"Hey, this defiantly is NOT the time to tell him I love him, our parents don't even know we are together, much less gay." James said with a raised eyebrow. "I can see that too, 'Dad, I am gay, dating your opponents' son, Sirius, and I love him. Going into cardiac arrest yet?'"

"Fair enough, let's just get you two though this night and then we will practice on that conversation. How about JP?"

"Oh come on…" James said as he and Gabrielle walked and talked some more.

A/n: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO. The first authors note was written a week ago, but I decided to leave it up there, because I thought it was nice. This can be considered a LATE Christmas gift.

Oh, I don't know how soon the next chapter is going to be up; I mean I just got Progeny by Becky L. Meadows which is about The Phantom of the Opera… my love.

Review please…

O.G.

P.s. 3 pages! Oh yeahh!