I got the idea for this chapter last night when I was falling asleep. I find it creepy that I get my best ideas when I'm lying in bed o.O Last night I got two new ideas for fics aswell but I'll wait until I've finished this one. I'm also homeschooled now so I've got a lot of time to write fanfiction ;D By the way, thankyou all for your reviews and favourites - they made me feel special 8D Time for the disclaimer, this time done by FemDarren ;)

Daryl: SL-nee-sama doesn't own The Saga of Darren Shan or any of it's characters. She does own me though ;)

SL: Thanks, Daryl ^_^ At least you appreciate me. *Glares at male Darren*

Darren: All I said was that we'd only been apart for a day so I didn't miss you. T_T

SL: *Bursts into tears*

Daryl: Now look what you've done, male me! You made SL-nee-sama sad D;

Darren and Evra were sat in their tent; both staring at Darren's newly formed balloon breasts. Every few seconds, Evra would reach out to touch them but Darren would slap his hands away. This went on for some time until Darren said,

"If I'm a girl now, then you and I can't share a tent anymore."

"Why not?" Evra whined.

"Because you'll try to do perverted stuff to me!"

"I won't!"

Darren gave his friend a look.

"Alright, I probably would." He admitted.

"I'm going to ask Mr. Tall for a new roommate."

Mr. Tall wasn't even surprised by Darren's sudden gender swap – apparently he'd seen much stranger things in his time. Instead of asking about it, Mr. Tall just pointed him, er, her in the direction of a small tent that was a little way away from all the others.

"Er, hi, I'm Darren – I mean, Daryl. I'm your new-" Darren's voice broke off when he saw the red-headed girl inside the tent.

"Welcome, Daryl."

"Xan?" Darren gasped.

"Come in and sit down," Darren hesitantly did as he was told. "Would you like some tea?"

"Alright, Xan, why did you do this to me?" Darren fired.

"Do what?" Xan asked innocently.

"You know what!" Darren yelled. "You turned my…into a…"

At that moment, Xan reminded Darren of a Cheshire cat. She was grinning wickedly and her tail was moving behind her head. "What makes you think it was me?"

Darren backed away. "Evra t-told me that…"

"That I'm descended from witches? You can't believe everything you hear, Daryl."

As Xan was creeping towards him, Darren was finding it hard not to believe it.

"What's wrong, Daryl? You seem uncomfortable."

"I am!" Darren cried.

"You don't have to be, we're roomies!" She chuckled.

"Alright, Xan, cut the crap. Tell me why you did this."

"I don't know," Xan jeered. "Maybe I just like you."

Darren blushed. "Well, if you like me then why did you change me into a girl?"

Xan laughed and tapped her nose. "Anyway, we've got to change you out of those clothes – you can't dress like a guy. You can borrow some of my clothes until we can get you some."

"Can't you just change me back?"

"Do you really think I'm going to?"

"No."

"Hey, Evra!" Darren smiled when he saw his ex-roommate.

"D-Darren," Evra was blushing. "You look…different."

Female Darren was wearing a short, black dress that clung to him – her – like a second skin. Evra could now see that Darren's private parts weren't the only things that had changed – he (she) was also a lot curvier.

"It's Daryl," Darren corrected him. "Do you like it? Xan let me borrow some of her clothes."

"Xan?"

"She's my new roommate."

As if on cue, Xan appeared and hooked Darren's arm with her own.

"Hey, roomie!" She said. "Hey, Evra." She mumbled with less enthusiasm.

"So are we going to eat or what?" Darren said.

"As long as I don't have to sit next to cat-girl, she might put me off my food." Evra scoffed.

Xan only smirked. "You know, it's not wise to mess with me. You could wind up like our friend, Daryl here."

"There's not much you could to do me," Evra challenged. "I'm already half-snake and I've always wondered what it's like to be a girl."

"That's what you think." Xan murmured.

Ooooh, what's Xanny up to? You'll have to stick with me to find out ;)

No, that's a rubbish cliffhanger. I don't even know what she's going to do and when I do figure it out it probably wont be all that exciting. But please stick with me anyway

I love you guys ;D

-SL-nee-sama