Hey, guess what, guys? A good way to get your Cirque du Freak fic read and reviewed is to review mine. I have this creepy habit of stalking the people who review my fics and another creepy habit I have is reviewing everything I read. And not just once. Every. Single. Chapter. So review, da? ;D Do it for Evra.

Oh, and, who do you guys want Darren to end up with? Do you want him to stay a girl and end up with Evra or do you want Xanny to change him back into a dude and him to end up with her? Tell me in le reviews or send me a message 8D

If you read my last fic, you know how much I love Steve so he'll be joining us for the disclaimer today.

Steve: SL-nee-sama doesn't own The Saga of Darren Shan or any of it's characters.

SL: Good boy. *Pats head* I missed you.

Steve: You still scare me T_T But Darren will be ending up with no-one, he's mine.

S.L.: Don't worry, honey! You can have him in the next fic.

Steve: ;D Remember, that's a promise.

Daryl, Evra and Xan were sitting on the grass outside Daryl and Xan's tent. Well, Daryl and Evra were sitting. Xan was floating. Literally.

"Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored," Evra muttered.

"Well, we're all bored but saying it doesn't make it any better." Daryl replied.

"I'm not," Xan cried from above them. "This is so fun!"

"Well, we can't all do that," Daryl murmured in response.

"Yeah, we're not all witches in training!" Evra added.

"I am not a witch!" Xan spat.

"Well, what do you call people who turn boys into girls and snake-boys into frogs?" Evra retorted.

Xan had to think about that one. "Talented people."

Evra grinned. "If I had your powers, I know what I'd do."

"Hey, Xan," Evra smiled.

Xan bowed. "Oh, hello, Evra, the most handsome snake-boy on this planet."

"Here, drink this." Evra handed Xan a cup of a glowing, green liquid.

"Oh, thankyou, Evra!" Xan exclaimed before taking of sip of the peculiar drink. She instantly disappeared.

"Oh, Evra!" Daryl slapped the snake-boy's arm. "That's mean!"

"Daryl, she turned you into a girl and me into a frog. I don't think I'm the one who's mean." Evra responded as he rubbed his arm where the petite girl had hit him. "Anyway, I know what else I'd do."

Of course he didn't say this part out loud.

"Hello, Beautiful." Evra smirked.

Daryl blushed. "Oh, hi, Evra."

Evra made pointless conversation with the boy-turned-girl as he secretly dropped a few drops of something into her drink. When Daryl drank it, she turned to Evra with a huge smile on her face.

"Evra, I love you!" She cried.

"I love you too!"

Evra shook himself out of his daydreams. "Daryl, what would you do?"

"I'd change myself back into a guy, I guess. Maybe I'd go back in time to see my friends and family." She answered.

"Why would you want to be a guy again? You make such a cute girl." Evra said.

Daryl blushed. "You think so?"

Evra blushed too although he wasn't sure why. "Yeah,"

Daryl smiled silently at her ex-roommate.

Xan plopped down in between them.

"Xan!" Evra yelled. "You nearly gave me a heart attack!"

"Well, quit flirting with Daryl!" Xan shouted.

Evra felt his cheeks get hot again. "I wasn't flirting! I was just complimenting her!"

"Complimenting her, my tail," Xan growled but when she turned to Daryl her voice was soft. "Shall we go into our tent, Daryl? Where the nasty snake-boy can't get you?"

Daryl giggled and nodded. "Sorry, Evra. See you later."