Disclaimer: I'm to depressed at the moment to write a disclaimer v_v

A/N: My stupid dad is making me use WORDPAD AHHH so here is another chapter of Illegal

"Happy Birthday Itachi!" the 16 year old's mother and little brother both cheered. Itachi smiled

"Thanks guy's," he hugged his family and then his mother tsked. "dont you wanna know what we got you?" she smiled brightly at her son whos hair was now flowing past his waist and into the wind as he wore black fitted jeans and a blue white t-shirt with grey converse. He raised a thin brow "What is it?" he asked curiousity silking his voice and Sasuke grinned.

"Nu uh we cant tell you we can show you though," he grabbed his brothers hand and dragged him outside to the front lawn something under a white tarp. Itachi squinted his eys and he tilted his head "What is it?" Sasuke giggled.

"Open it and see," the 11 year old beamed. Itachi shrugged and pulled the tarp off to uncover a black and red suzuki motocycle. His eyes widened and he almost jumped for joy. "no way..." he breathed as he touched the beautiful bike.

"Yes way!," his mother grinned. "if only your father was alive to see your face," Itachi scoffed at her, he was frankly glad that his dad was riding the train and a high jacker came on and their father decided to be a smart ass and got himself shot. Itachi grinned, he'd been there that day, and he had been in shock at first but got over it the next day. Sasuke didnt take it all that hard either, although their mother placed them in thereapy they didnt really have much to say. Itachi was always difiant againest his dad and Sasuke just ignored the man because he never had anything nice to say to his youngest. "Why not just get Madara over here instead," Itachi suggested and their mother gasped.

"He's not your father," she spoke softly.

"Yea but you're dating him and he's our uncle so he has the right ot be here," Madara was more of a father than theirs was Sasuke and Itachi both loved that man with every ounce of their being, and when their mother started dating him they were even happier with him. "Why isnt he here anyways?" Itachi asked as he sat on his new bike stroking the bright red paint with the Uchiha symbol on the side, that happened to remind Sasuke of a pokeball.

"He had to attend work he got an important call from his patient," Madara was a Lawyer and a very good one at that. Itachi nodded understanding knowing that Madara took his job seriously.

"alrighty...hey I'm going to take this baby for a test run can i take Sasuke?" He smiled at his little brother who's face lightened up. He had figured out about a year ago that he was most definatly attracted to his little brother, he knew he was a sick freak who needed to be locked in a mental ward, but in the mean time he fantasized about his little uchiha and watched him do things that were innocent but he imagined them alot dirtier. A smile came to his lips when he came up with the idea of Sasuke riding on the back of his motorcycle his mother pursed her lips and looked at the two of them. "As long as he wears a helmet," she says "and you drive slow," and Itachi made a hand movement that said Pshaw.

"Of course," he said grabbing the helmets that hung from the handle bars one being black one being red and he beckoned Sasuke forward with his finger who happily walked to him. Sasuke smiled as he placed the black one on his little brother's head lifting up the shield and buckling it up then doing the same with the red one but on his own head after his mom handed him the keys and he put it in he moaned to the sound of the engine purring. then turned it off and he lifted his shield. "Ok Sasuke when we're riding when i lean to turn you stay straight ok? I wouldnt want anything bad to happen to you," he said lovingly and his little brother nodded.

"Yes sir, Nii-chan Sir," he smiled and Itachi chuckled getting on the bike turning it on and sasuke climbed on behind his brother hugging his waist and Itachi felt himself surpress a groan as he felt his little brother pressed againest him. He kicked the stand up looked both ways as he slowly pulled out of the driveway and as he got out of sight of his mom he grinned. "Hey Sasuke ready for some fun?"

"Yea!" his brother said with pure enjoyment and Itachi grinned as he twisted the gas and he sped off hitting 80 mph. Sasuke giggled as Itachi sped up to 90, they were going down a dirt rode that was just outside their neighborhood. After about 20 minutes of reckless driving Itachi slowed down as they entered the city and he stopped and parked infront of Sasuke's favorite restraunt. "Lets get something to eat for lunch," he helped his brother off as he smiled at his big brother taking off the helmet. Itachi put his keys in his back pocket and grabbed his little brother's hand as they walked into the restraunt. A girl with blue hair was looking at her computer behind the check in area and chewing gum her name tag read 'Konan' "Excuse me miss can i get a table for two," he said his voice like god. Konan noticed his voice and looked up kind of scared to see the beautiful face behind it, as she looked up she couldnt help but gasp at his beauty. Itachi was used to girls ogling him and crushing on him, he was a good looking kid but he only saw Sasuke, no one else. She nodded as she picked up their menus and looked at the boy "Would you like a menu little guy?" she asked smiling and Sasuke narrowed his eyes.

"I'm 11 i think i can handle a 'grown up' menu," he said angry when people treated him like a stupid kid, of course he didnt mind it when Itachi did it because he liked it. Konan gulped and itachi chuckled and ruffled his little brother's hair.

"Be nice now Outoto," Sasuke looked up at his brother's face and smiled and nodded.

"No thank you mam i would like a regular menu," he said as she nodded handing him a menu like Itachi's and waved them on to follow her as she walked them to a two person booth. "here you are sir," she said placing silverware and napkins on the table for them. "Your waiter will be here soon," she said walking off.

"Do you know what you want Sasuke?" Itachi asked looking over his menu and placing it down and looking at the young Uchiha whom opened his lips to answer when a cough was heard.

"I'm Sasori I'll be you're waiter today," the boy said with a bored look on his face that clearly said 'i hate my job' as he held his pen and paper pad. "Can i start you off with some drinks?" Itachi chuckled.

"Sasori, i know its been only one month of summer and you cant even recognize me? " he asked his classmate. Sasori sighed.

"No it's just i'm having a bad day," he smiled slightly. Itachi shook his head.

"Everyday is a bad day for you what's wrong now?" he asked.

"Well i was supposed to go on a Ski trip with Deidara and his family but my parents say that i cant go because I got a C on my Finals for Math," he clenched his teeth. "And this was going to be the weekend me and Deidara finally," he glanced at his little brother and shrugged "have sex," Sasuke seemed unmoved by the words, Sasuke always hung out with Itachi and his friends so he knew everyhing there was to know about everything. Itachi sighed.

"Well re-schedule?" he thought and Sasori shook his head,

"This is the only weekend they can go because his parents are so busy with work-"

"Sasori! Stop socializing and get to work!" a busty blonde woman yelled. "Yes, Tsunade," he sighed and tsunade glared at the red head and continued to do what she was doing. Itachi laughed. "i'll text you later," Sasori said "Now what are you ordering?" Sasuke peeked up from his silence.

"Can i get the grilled cheese with a side of curly fries and a pepsi," he said and Sasori nodded as he wrote it down.

"And you Itachi?" he said looking at the teen. Itachi scanned his menu again.

"i'll get the shrimp cocktail, and a ceasar salad with a Pepsi," he told Sasori handing him and Sasuke's menu's Sasori sighed.

"Alright then nice seeing you again Itachi and Sasuke," he said ruffling the young boy's hair softly before walking off. Sasuke sighed as he fixed his hair.

"Why do people always do that?" Itachi laughed.

"Because you're so adorable," he reached over to ruffle the boy's hair and Sasuke smacked his hand.

"Not this time Nii-chan," they both looked serious, then started laughing. "Are we gonna go home after this?" sasuke asked curiously as Sasori came back placing their drinks on the table and quickly walking off to attend to other costumers.

"We could go to our favorite park spot if you want to," he said taking a sip of his Pepsi. Sasuke nodded.

"Ok that sounds like fun," a smile played on his lips as he sipped his drink too. Were you honest when you said that i could never leave your bed wake me up so i know youre alive began to play from Itachi's pocket and he pulled out his iphone and clicked talk.

"Hello?" he asked not interested in who it was.

"Hey itachi Happy birthday dude sorry i called so late i was...caught in an important uh meeting," a familiar voice said that belonged to, Kisame his best friend.

"Hey Kisa thanks man, and i'm gonna take a wild guess you were getting laid?" he chuckled as Sasuke did to.

"There's no fooling you is there?" itachi could tell the grin in his voice. "Wanna hang later?"

"Sure how about around 9 ish tonight?" he asked knowing he had dinner with his mom and brother at around 6:30.

"Works for me hey bring the squirt face too Deidara is coming and he's bringing his little cousin Naruto,"

"Oh ok sure thing," he smiled at his little brother who looked confused.

"Sweetness, everyone's gonna be at my place to celebrate, Me, You, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, and Pein oh and Pein's new girlfriend whom i have yet to meet," he sounded hurt by that but shrugged it off.

"Bout time that Douche got a girl," he joked and Kisame laughed. "Alright see you at 9 or so," he said and with their final good byes he hung up. "Me and you are going to a birthday party that Kisame is throwing me," he smiled at Sasuke "and Deidara's bringing his cousin Naruto you remember him right? Apparently Iruka is Deidara's uncle go figure, so that should be fun huh?" Sasuke nodded.

"Sounds like loads of fun!" he said just when Sasori brought their food.

"Enjoy your meal," he said "See you tonight by the way," he said to Itachi who nodded as he began to eat his food. As they began to eat there food Itachi felt something rub againest his leg and he chuckled "Sasuke that's my leg," the boy looked at his brother innocently.

"I know," he smiled as he returned to eating his food. Itachi gulped but not loud enough for his brother to hear. Was his little innocent brother playing...footsy with him? Itachi inwardly shrugged and played along as his foot ran up his brother's leg softly and he saw Sasuke smile silently. No doubt his little brother just made a move on him, as they silently ate, underneath the table Itachi's left leg was caressing Sasuke's left leg and Sasuke's right was running wild on Itachi's right leg. This went on for 10 minutes as they ate slowly. The time passing quickly to 1:47 before they finished and paid the bill.

Itachi pulled up in front of the park and parked his motorcycle and did the same old routine he did at the restraunt Sasuke laughed as he ran off and to the swing set and sat down. "Itachi come push me!" he said excited to be at their favorite spot. It was a park no on really came to for it only had two swing sets under a Sakura tree facing the river on a hill and it was shaded at all times. The swings were getting old and kids were playing at the new jungle gym down the rode that was put up almost a year ago. Itachi walked over to the swing and began pushing his little brother. The higher he got the less Itachi could reach but his butt. Which he didnt mind cause every now and then he'd give it a tender squeeze but Sasuke didnt notice as his arms were spread and he grinned wide laughing "i'm flying!" he said as he swung high in the air his eyes closed. Itachi chuckled when about 15 minutes passed Itachi's arms got tired so he stopped pushing Sasuke who didnt seem to mind as he kicked his legs. Itachi sat on the swing next to his brother and began swinging himself slowly. "What time is it nii-chan?" the raven haired boy asked his big brother.

"uh about 2:30 ish," he said swinging.

"Does mom expect us home soon?" he asked disappointed.

"Has she called?" he looked at his brother.

"I dont know has she?" he reminded his brother that he had a cell phone not him.

"No she hasnt," he reassured him. Sasuke nodded as he got off his swing and sat down under the tree and looked at the water Itachi soon followed him and sat next to his brother. "What are you thinking about Outoto," he said putting his fingers through his brother's hair so he could see his onyx eyes. Sasuke shrugged.

"Stuff," he said and Itachi smiled.

"What kind of Stuff?" he asked him.

"Ita-san do you like boys?" he asked looking at his brother and the question caught him off guard but he shrugged.

"I like boys and girls Outoto," he said looking at the water. Sasuke pursed his lips.

"i think i like boys," he sighed throwing a pebble at the still water causing it to ripple. Itachi looked at his brother.

"How do you figure?"

"I just dont feel the same about girls that i do with boys," Sasuke looked frustrated.

"How do you feel around boys thats different?" he was curious to his brother's answer.

"Well when I'm around boys i just...I look at them differently than girls i feel like their just friends and theirs nothing special about them," Sasuke shrugged.

"That's normal youre only 11 you know," Itachi suggested.

"Maybe," he sighed and leaned agaienst his brother. They stayed this way talking about little things such as school, and growing old, when the clock hit 5:46 Itachi sighed and stood up. "i think we should get going Sasuke," his brother sighed as he got up and nodded as they headed to the red motorcycle. As they arrived they saw a man with long black hair and glazy white eyes with a strange tattoo on his forehead. "May i help you?" Itachi asked as he placed the helmet on Sasuke's head and said boy buckled it himself.

"Cool bike dude," he said.

"Thanks?" the black haired boy ogled the bike as if having sex with it. "Um...are you okay kid?" he asked and the boy smirked.

"No I'm fine just taken a back by this bike its so goregous but anyways I'm Neji Hyugaa," he said reaching out for Itachi's hand to shake it. Itachi took the hand and shook.

"Itachi Uchiha," Neji grinned.

"Nice meeting you Itachi, see you around," he walked off his hands in his pockets. Itachi shrugged as he put his helmet on started the bike and took off. Once they arrived which was around 6:23 their mother fumed at them "Its almost time for us to leave and you jsut arrive? This is your birthday dinner son and i will not have you looking unproper," she pushed him into his room. "Go! And put your hair in a ponytail or something as for you young man i have your suit on your bed go put it on and do somethign with your wild hair," she smiled pushing her other son in the room. Sasuke walked out early in his suit his hair slightly combed better but srtill the same his mother sighed. "fine no time..ITACHI HURRY UP!" she yelled up the stairs as Sasuke stood by his mom. Madara walked out of the kitchen "it's 6:28 hun," he reminded her.

"Yea yea dont stress me further," and he chuckled kissing her forehead. Itachi walked out of his room his bangs neatly combed his hair in a slick low pony his black suit fittign him nicely and Sasuke ogled his big brother. This is gonig to be a long night, Sasuke thought.

A/N: Oh my jesus this is a long chapter...isnt it? well i thought it was i'm using wordpad so i cant tell the word count v_v Also I'm sorry for GRAMMER and SPELLING and all that jazz I dont have spell check cause I have fucked up wordpad sadly so yea here you go PLEASE REVIEW [[No flames or I'll put you in a beat down -_-]]