Pinkshuchan: LALIHO! Hi there! Pinkshuchan here! Is it just me or is this story becoming a little sillier than intended? Well if it was serious all the time, it wouldn't be in the Humor's section right? Anyways last chapter, Shuichi was freed from King Suguru and continued on his quest with his 'brother' Hiro. Will they make it to Tohma's castle and save Yuki? Here's the next chapter. Enjoy!

Chapter 6

Welcome To The Desert

Shuichi and Hiro continued on their way until they reached the desert. Both were getting exhausted from walking in so much heat yet Shuichi was determined not to rest until he saved Yuki. Hiro tried several times to convince Shuichi that they should rest but Shuichi would not listen. The only thing in his mind is the reaction Yuki would give him after saving him.

"Shuichi!" Yuki cried out to Shuichi as he ran towards him and held on to him, "My darling Shuichi. I was worried you would never save me. I thought you would've gotten annoyed to keep saving me everytime."

"Now why wouldn't I save you?" Shuichi asked as he caressed Yuki's cheek, "After all, I love you more than the stars in the sky."

"Oh Shuichi! Kiss me!"

Shuichi brought Yuki close to him and just as they kissed, fireworks were set off. They were no longer in Tohma's castle. They were in Defino Plaza, kissing in a gondola. When they broke apart, Yuki continued chanting Shuichi's name. The funny thing was that Yuki was starting to sound like Hiro.

"Shuichi? Shuichi! Why the hell are you making out with a cactus?"

Shuichi opened his eyes as he saw that he was still in the desert and was indeed making out with a cactus. The realization caused him to jump high in the air and cry about his mouth covered with thorns. He and Hiro spent a good half an hour trying to get the thorns out of his mouth. After many painful attempts to get them out, they were out and the two brothers continued on their journey.

Back at the castle, Tohma luckily didn't kill himself. If he did then this story would pretty much end too soon. But anyways, Tohma was looking in the crystal ball thinking about what he was going to do. There had to be some way to stop Shuichi from making it to the castle and saving Yuki. Then, an idea popped into his head. He began laughing maniacally. Yuki, who had just returned from his walk with Mr. Meow, stopped typing on his laptop and looked over at his insane brother-in-law.

"I know I'm going to regret asking this but," He took a deep breath, "What are you laughing about now?"

"Super Shuichi and his brother have made it to the desert which means that they are getting closer to my castle." Tohma explained.

Yuki raised an eyebrow. "Oh great," Yuki replied sarcastically, "And for a moment I thought you didn't want him to get to the castle."

Tohma faced Yuki. "You are missing the entire point. I sent some very powerful minions to make sure they would destroy Super Shuichi once and for all."

"Whatever." Yuki went back to typing.

Tohma couldn't believe it. "Ok, are you sure you're not a little concerned about him? Maybe just a little? These powerful minions are very... powerful. They can destroy your little boyfriend with just one hit."

"I highly doubt that."

Tohma pouted. "You know you're the worst princess in the history of princesses right?"

"I don't really give a damn considering I'm not a real princess. I'm a 23 year old man who has been forced in drag inside the imagination of a certain pink haired idiot."

"You are no fun!"

"And you are disrupting my writing time. Just go back to your game which you are terribly losing at."

Tohma was furious. "I may have been losing one or two battles..."

"A dozen."

"One or two, a dozen, I don't give a damn. In the end I will win the war."

Mr. Meow meowed. Yuki looked over at the cat umbrella and began to chuckle. "Yes you are certainly right about that Mr. Meow."

Tohma looked back at Yuki. "What? What did he say?" Tohma asked.

"I don't think that's any of your concern." Yuki replied.

Tohma faced the other direction with his arms crossed. "Fine then. Don't tell me. I'm going to continue watching the crystal ball. I just can't believe you would be so cruel to your only brother-in-law." And so he went back to watch the crystal ball.

Meanwhile with Shuichi and Hiro, they were still in the desert. They were tired and thirsty. They just couldn't wait until they managed to make it out of the desert. Suddenly, they saw something dark in the air. Rain clouds? No. It looked like some kind of army. But of what? The Koopa Kumas? No. Judging by its appearance, Shuichi was able to figure out what they were.

"That's an army of Bullet Bills!" Shuichi panicked.

"What's a Bullet Bill?" Hiro asked, just as panicked, "Those are Bullet Ks!"

Shuichi looked at them again. They looked like Bullet Bills but they all had long blond hair in ponytails. In front of all of them looked like the leader.

"This is Bullet K leader to Bullet K army," he spoke, "Do you all copy?" The rest of the Bullet Ks gave responses of 'Yes' and 'We copy.' "We have found the targets. I repeat, we have found the targets. Prepare for the attack. Ready? GO!"

The entire army of Bullet Ks headed straight for them. There was only one solution to avoid the attack. RUN! Shuichi and Hiro ran as fast as they could to avoid the Bullet Ks but they were too fast. Shuichi thought of a plan; hoping it may work. When the Bullet K leader reached them, Shuichi held his hand up to lead him to a halt.

"My my!" he tsked, "Look how awful you look. You don't look very well," He touched the Bullet K and pretended to feel like it burned. "I think you've got a fever my friend," He hurried away and came back just as fast wearing a pink doctor's outfit and dragging a bed. "Now please lie down on this bed and let Dr. Shuichi take care of you. However with a case like this, I'll need another doctor to help me. Dr. Hiro?"

Hiro ran over to him in a red doctor's outfit. "You rang Dr. Shuichi?" he asked.

"I'll need you to get me the special medicine," he replied, "I wish Yuki was here. He would be my nurse. Usually whenever we dress like a doctor and nurse, I'm the one who has to wear the nurse outfit. BUT NOT ANYMORE! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Are you done yet?" asked Hiro.

"Not yet," said Shuichi, "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, now I'm done. Bring the special medicine!" Hiro ran off and came back with a bottle but it wasn't medicine. "Now my friend, just drink this and you'll feel much better."

He fed the Bullet K the liquid and he and Hiro ran away as fast as they could. When they were at a good distance, they saw an explosion where the Bullet K was and fireworks light the desert sky. Hiro pulled out a bag, opened it, and brought it over to Shuichi.

"Popcorn?" he offered. Shuichi took a handful and began to eat. But they weren't out of the blue just yet. The Bullet K leader was still alright and ordered the rest of the Bullet Ks to destroy Shuichi and Hiro. The brothers zoomed out of their doctor's outfits so they were back in their plumber outfits and ran as fast as they could. They saw something blue.

"Is that a lake?" Shuichi asked, "I'm not a genius but isn't it unnatural for a lake to be in the desert?"

"Who cares?" Hiro yelled, "Just jump in!"

But it wasn't a lake. It was a mirage. Why did they have to have a mirage at a time like this? They looked back to see that the Bullet Ks were still chasing them. They got up and continued running. Eventually they saw another lake ahead of them. They didn't want to fall for the same mirage twice so they just kept running. Big mistake. It was a real lake this time. After falling in, they dived in the lake and began to swim underwater. They were safe from the Bullet Ks. They continued swimming as they continued to head to Tohma's castle.

And yes, we go back to the castle to see Tohma smacking his head on the crystal ball. Now he was absolutely furious. How can every one of his plans fail? Especially considering what Shuichi's IQ was. He just didn't know what to do.

"I hate him so much!" he yelled so loud the entire castle could hear him, "How can he outsmart me? Me? I'm the Master of Evil and all that other stuff I'm mentioned as. He's a plumber with pink hair. How? How? HOW?"

"You can stop with the yelling now!" Yuki yelled back from his cage, "I already deal with enough yelling from Shuichi."

Tohma glared at him. "Don't. Say. His. Name!"

Yuki crossed his arms and smirked. "Shuichi Shuichi Shuichi Shuichi."

Tohma was ready to kill someone but then tried to calm down. "You know what, forget it! I can still win this. I can still win!"

"Whatever," said Yuki, "I just can't believe that damn brat would want me to wear the nurse's outfit. The only reason why he's the one who has to wear it is because he has the legs for a miniskirt."

Tohma looked disgusted. "I don't want to hear about your personal life and about how good he looks in a miniskirt," He began to think. "However it does leave me curious. Does he really look good in a miniskirt?"

"Oh yeah," Yuki replied, "If I didn't already know he's male, I would've thought he was some very cute girl. Although I hate to admit it, there are times during the time we're together that I forget he is male."

"Well, I guess that makes him one of the Wonders of the World," said Tohma, "But enough about that. I need to think of a way to destroy him."

Yuki sighed before continuing on his work. He knew Shuichi was going to make it to the castle. After all, the hero always wins.

Pinkshuchan: Well, that was some chapter. It's amazing how so many crazy things are happening in just one story. Read and Review everyone!