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Itachi was ready to pass out after dinner. Nothing amazing really happened just eating, singing and talking. Itachi was so not in the mood to go to the party tonight but it was about 20 minutes away from being 9 so he decided 'Fuck it' and he told his mom to drop him off. They made it at exactly 9, Itachi took his brother and lead him to the door and he knocked. A man with blue hair and pale white skin with fin tattoos on his face and yellow cat contacts. "Not wearing the blue make up today Kisame?" Kisame laughed and moved aside to let his friend in.
"To lazy," he shrugged. Itachi walked in and was greeted by all his friends."Happy B-day Big Dawg!" he heard Tobi cry out wearing his orange mask like usual hugging the older Uchiha. "The big 1-6 huh?" he chuckled and patted his friend's head.
"Yes and stop doing that just cause you're taller doesnt mean that I can't kick your ass still," he gave him a dark smile and Tobi got in fighting stance.
"You wanna go Uchiha?" he grinned and Itachi was about to take him up on the play fight when Deidara cleared his throat. Itachi looked. Everyone knew that Deidara crushed on Itachi, even if he was with Sasori even Sasori knew. He found it as a game of the best man wins. Itachi kind of liked Deidara but not enough to drop everything for the blonde. "Happy Birthday Ita-san, Un," the blonde hugged Itachi and Itachi hugged back. "Cousin Deidei! Can i get my phone back?" a short boy with wild blonde hair and bright blue eyes walked out.
"Yes Naru-kun you can Un," he pulled a cell phone from his pocket and handed it to the boy and patted his head. "You remember Sasuke huh Naruto you guys used to play a lot before you moved Un," he smiled and directed his eyes at Sasuke who stood and smiled at the boy.
"Of course i remember Hi Sasu-kun!" he ran up and hugged his friend. "How have you been?" he grinned a toothy smile at the raven haired boy. He shrugged.
"Good," they both left to go play in the other room as Itachi sat next to Pein. "So where's this new girlfriend of yours Peiny boy?' he winked and nudged him.
"Bathroom," he chuckled. And Deidara sat down in the middle of Sasori and Itachi. and sasori put his arm around his boyfriend who leaned his head on his shoulder staring at Itachi. "So what's it like being 16 Buddy boy?" Kisame grinned at his friend from the lawn chair that was in front of the coffee table that was in the middle of the couch and various other chairs next to Kisame.
"It's the same as being 15 numb nuts," he chuckled as did everyone else whilst Cute is what we aim for Practice Makes perfect played softly in the background. They all stopped when they heard the bathroom door open and shut. A girl with blue hair and a white flower in her hair walked out. "Kisame your bathroom is very blue," she giggled as she looked over and saw Itachi and gasped.
"Long time no see Konan," Itachi laughed and she blushed and nodded.
"indeed," she sat on the other side of Pein.
"You two know each other?" Pein asked surprised holding his girlfriend's hand.
"She works at Sasuke's favorite restraunt BlueMoon with Sasori so she greeted us on our way in," he told his orange haired friend.
"She just started today actually," Sasori added and Itachi nodded.
"Was wondering why she didnt look familiar," he noted. Meanwhile...
"Sasuke! You wanna wrestle?" Naruto asked the silent boy. Sasuke pursed his lips and looked at the excited blonde curiously and shrugged.
"If you think you can take me," he grinned as Naruto narrowed his eyes taking the challenge and tackled the little Uchiha to the ground and they began rolling around throwing empty punches and slaps and kicks. Sasuke grabbed Naruto by the neck and put him in a choke hold and began pressing hard whilst laughing. "Tap out Tap out!" he told Naruto squeezing harder and the blonde coughed and tapped his captor's leg.
"I give in!" he choked and Sasuke let go grinning. "I win," he said with a smirk playing on his lips. Naruto crossed his arms and huffed.
"Not fair!"
"How's it not fair i totally kicked your butt!" he argued back at the boy. Naruto fumed his face turning slightly red.
"Nu uh! You cheated by choking me that wasnt nice Sasuke!" he looked like he was about to cry and Sasuke sighed feeling slightly bad.
"What hurts?" he asked silently.
"My throat and the cheek you slapped," he looked down at the carpet, and Sasuke leaned in and kissed the boys cheek and his adam's apple leaving a small lick. "Why did you do that?" Naruto asked shocked puting his hand to his cheek then throat.
"I kissed it to make it better," he shrugged. Naruto looked dumbfounded and then composed himself again. "Wanna play some video games?" he asked softly and Sasuke smiled and nodded. "Yes please,"
"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!," the teens chatted at the raven haired 16 year old as he was chugging a gallon of vodka. He stumbled backwards as he finished the massive bottle and dropped it on the floor (it staying in one piece thankfully) "WOOOO!" they clapped and cheered, Kisame pat his back and grinned. "Nice work Breh," itachi blinked and shook his head.
"Jesus dude I'm so waisted I can't drive home," he laughed. So far Sasori Pein and Konan went home due to 'work' for tomorrow. Tobi, Deidara, Kisame and Itachi were left.
"Dude we'll have the stickler drive you home," he grinned at Deidara and he glared.
"What's that supposed to mean Un?" he growled.
"That you're to goody goody to drink and so you'll be the only sober one," he chuckled and Deidara snarled snatching a 48 ounce bottle of rum and popped the cap and chugged the whole thing down until there wasnt even one drop. "Oh god..." his head spun and he wasn't focusing on anything, he couldnt focus on anything. Deidara grabbed onto Itachi's shirt as he focused his eyes.
"Hahaha! he did it!" Kisame cheered his already drunk ass of and Itachi clutched Deidara so he wouldn't fall as he chuckled slightly. Tobi was running a muck totally hammered and naked running around the neighborhood. "I need to go find dumbass," Kisame chuckled. "dont have to much fun without me," he winked at them and Itachi shook his head laughing silently.
"Ita-kun i...I'm so dizzy U-Un," he said his head bobbing slightly. Itachi held his face still and looked at him.
"How bout now Dei?" he asked kind of worried his friend might pass out. Deidara's eyes fixated on Itachi's new red contacts that Tobi got him for his birthday. They had a black ring that circled the pupil and had three tear drops forming a triangle position. Deidara was so distracted by his eyes he couldn't answer the question. "Deidara?" he asked the blonde snapping a finger one hand still on his face. Deidara lifted a brow to note he was listening and Itachi chuckled.
"You ok?" he asked and Deidara nodded slowly not to fast or he thought he might barf. "Maybe next time you should drink something light," he smiled at his friend and patted his head. Deidara nodded again and tried walking away but stumbled back and Itachi was there to catch him. "Jesus was that your first time drinking?" he asked the blue eyed boy.
"Y-Yea...Un," he flushed embarassed. Itachi stood the blonde boy up and looked at him. Deidara watched Itachi's movements and then decided since he was so hammered it couldnt hurt if he got rejected. He leaned in to the older teen and itachi was about to lean in to when a cry was heard. He jumped and looked around and heard another muffled noise. "Excuse me Dei," Itachi said sitting the blonde down as for him not to fall while he was gone and he ran back to the room where his little brother and the blonde were playing. He flung open the door and what he saw would shock anyone, to find your 11 year old brother sucking off another 11 year old. Itachi stood eyes wide, he had to be drunk. This wasn't happening was it? HIS little brother? Itachi blinked his jaw wide open and Sasuke sat up and wiped his mouth and looked embarrassed but not as much as Naruto whos pants were around his ankles his face totally red and he scrambled to get his pants up and he hide his face in a pillow. Itachi didn't say anything he didnt even move. He stood there...in shock...complete udder shock.
"Nii-chan? Are you going to tell mom?" he looked worried. Itachi blinked and his mouth closed and he looked at his brother and shoook his head.
"We're gonna go home and pretend this night never happened," he said from the doorway and Sasuke nodded and stood up. "Bye Naruto," he waved and Naruto's body twitched slightly.
"Bye...Sasu-kun," came a soft voice from the pillow. Itachi turned and suddenly he was a lot more sober than before, sober enough to drive his motorcycle home. Deidara saw Itachi grabbing his coat and helmet. "you leaving Ita...Un?" he asked grabbing his head before it could start spinning.
"Yea I'm tired and Sasuke fell and hurt himself so we're gonna go home," he lied threw his teeth. Deidara nodded and winced as that slight movement hurt. Itachi lifted his hand and made a peace sign. "Duces," he said walking out with his brother to the motorcycle. He noticed Kisame chasing Tobi around. "GOD DAMN IT YOU FREAK GET BACK HERE!" he growled at the naked teen who 'wooted' and had his arms in the air.
"Tobi's a good boy!" he yelled out as more house's started to turn on their lights.
"TOBI SHUT THE FUCK UP!" he tackled the naked boy to the ground. "Dumbass their gonna call the cops if you don't stop it," he covered the black haired boy's mouth as he walked back to the house dragging the mumbling naked boy. Kisame noticed that itachi was packing up and putting on his helmet and stuff. "You leaving?" he asked struggling with the boy.
"Yea Later Bro-ha," he nodded and Kisame nodded as Tobi thrashed about.
"Tmfi shf ghood boooy," muffled from his hand. Itachi chuckled and got on his bike and Sasuke followed as they raced off.
They arrived home around 2:30 am, both Madara and their mother were asleep. Itachi and Sasuke snuck up to their room quieltly. "Night outoto," Itachi said to his little brother ruffling his hair as he turned to his bedroom.
"Nii-chan?" he whispered. Itachi turned.
"Yes?" he answered.
"Do you hate me now?" he looked sad.
"Of course not Sasuke," he grabbed his brother and hugged him tightly. "I could never hate you," he kissed his forehead. "I Love you Outoto," he said in his hair.
"I Love You too nii-chan,"
A/N: Kind of short well as far as i can tell, but hey no complaining the next chapter will be up shortly and it'll be very saucy ;D Also sorry for GRAMMER errors and SPELLING errors no spell check, still on wordpad :/
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