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A/N: Hey ho Let's go 8D Alright so i was lying in bed supposed to be asleep when it dawned on me, next monday is the first day of school, FUCK, I mentally shout as i realize i have harder classes this year and i'll prolly have shit loads of homework and no time for writing D; So I'm going to try to get as much done as I can manage :D so here's to that :]

"Itachi?" The 13 year old's voice cracked. Itachi turned around from his senior speech to look at his little brother.

"Yes Sasuke?"

"um..I have to ask you something, since Mom's a girl and Uncle is at work," Sasuke fidgeted slightly. Itachi turned all the way around in his swivel chair to look at the little uchiha.

"Ok bro shoot," he gave him a re-assuring smile.

"Um...I'm changing, like I'm getting hair in places and my voice is acting weird do you know what's happening to me?" he asked turning red. This was embarrassing because he didn't really want anyone to know what was going on. Itachi laughed and pat his brother on the head.

"Is that all kiddo?" Itachi asked still smiling.

"Yea why?" Sasuke began to worry that he was turning into some freak.

"You're going threw puberty Sasuke," he said bluntly. Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"Gaara told me puberty was a city," Itachi laughed again. "What?"

"Gaara's not to bright now is he?" Itachi got out his dictionary and looked up the word. "Here we are, In humans, puberty is the process of physical changes by which a child's body becomes an adult body capable of reproduction. Puberty is initiated by hormone signals from the brain to the the ovaries and testes. ..."

"Uh what are ovaries?" Sasuke looked at his brother.

"Things inside girls you don't need to worry about those right now," Itachi ruffled his brother's ravenous hair and Sasuke smiled.

"So i'm not gonig to die?" He asked cheerfully.

"Di- No Sasuke you're not going to die who told you that?" Itachi furrowed his brows as his little brorther shrugged still over joyed that he was going to live.

"Naruto," he said straight foreward as he began to not wanna talk about this anymore because he was tuning out slightly looking around the room. Itachi had posters of bands all over his red walls, Sasuke noted this as he realized their were comic book characters and tv show character posters hanging up on his blue walls.

"That blonde retard?" Itachi chuckled and so did Sasuke.

"Hey he's my best friend, even though he might be a slight retard," he laughed and Itachi did to. Then without warning Itachi noticed a slight bump in between Sasuke's legs a small tent forming in his shorts. Itachi raised an eyebrow but said nothing about it.

"Slight? Come on the kid's definitely more dense than slightly," Sasuke chuckled again and he looked at his brother and noticed that Itachi hadn't stopped staring at his belowness. Itachi averted his eyes to the side and Sasuke took the chance to look down slightly. His eyes widen and he looked at Itachi.

"Itachi! What's happening! Look my my my..." he blushed. He never liked using the word, or the code word.

"Hm?" itachi looked at his brother pretending he hadn't noticed. "Whats wrong Sasuke?"

"My...Wang-loo," he blushed at the code word. "Is...it's growing! What's happening is it broken?" Sasuke looked genuinely scared and adorable.

"Oh? That? That's an erection Sasuke it happens when you go threw Puberty," Itachi told his brother trying not to look to much. Itachi clenched his fists so that way his "wang-loo" wouldn't be set off too.

"How do I make it stop!" Sasuke panicked. Itachi smirked.

"Remember on my birthday with Naruto?" Itachi looked at his brother who blushed deeply.

"Y-yea," he looked away from his brother's heated gaze not being able to stand the embarressment.

"Did Naruto's Wang-loo get bigger when you touched and or licked it?" he asked.

"Y-Yes...but i only did it because it came out of no where and he didn't know how to make it stop so I thought I could help," Sasuke was looking at Itachi's feet.

"And you were right that is how you subside a 'boner' as they would call it and if you want Sasuke I could help you out too," he licked his lips and Sasuke looked up hope in his eyes.

"You'd do that for me Nii-chan?" Sasuke smiled at his brotherly thinking so highly of him. Not realizing that this was all totally mightve learned alot abotu sex but he never knew how it all went down. In fact Sasuke was naturally confused about it all and this he didn't realize would be concidered 'handjob' or 'blowjob'. As Itachi slid from his seat had Sasuke sit on his bed and take down his pants.

"Anything for you Outoto," Itachi smirked as he took the erection in his large hand. He began to softly stroke the member and Sasuke was watching carefully but as soon as his hand began the movements, Sasuke's eyes were squeezed shut and his hands were gripping the sheets. "Ahh," he moaned and Itachi grinned. He'd dreamt about this moment, numerous times. Itachi let his hand softly graze the good sized appendage, Sasuke bit his bottom lip not knowing weither he should moan or not. "It's ok to moan Sasuke," he said with a purr and Sasuke didn't have to be told twice as Itachi let his tongue softly caress the slit of Sasuke's penis. Itachi knew his Outoto wouldn't last long due to that it was only natural. Yet Sasuke lasted long enough for Itachi to get his mouth on it and by the second time his head bobbed with his tongue running along the under side, Sasuke blew his load into Itachi's mouth. The older Uchiha drank it hungrily as he stood up and wiped his mouth. "Very yummy," he winked at his brother.

"That...felt really good Nii-chan," he said softly and Itachi pat his head.

"I'm glad it did Outoto," he smiled. Sasuke was still blushing and he yawned.

"I feel really tired though," he said lying down on Itachi's king sized bed his shorts being back on his bottom. The older boy tucked his brother in.

"You can have a nap Sasuke I'll just be down stares watching TV," he smiled and Sasuke nodded as he let his lids close. Itachi walked himself downstairs and sat on the couch. Yes he had gotten hard while sucking off his little brother but decided againest masterbating because he had sinned enough for one day. He turned on the tv and began to think through all this. "He's your little brother what you just did Itachi could get you in jail," he said to himself and sighed. "Who gives a damn I love him and what i did was helping him and nothing more," altho his friend told him otherwise. "Yea right you sick pedophile you'll go to jail for incest charges and pedophilia good luck dipshit," Itachi furrowed his brows. He didn't wanna go to jail...he'd just have to not let this happen again. Yea...right. Itachi laid back his hands behind his head. His father is probably rolling over in his grave right now, oh well the man good use a change in position. Itachi laughed coldly to himself. Yea it was alittle harsh to hate your father for hating your little brother who just so happens to be your everything. Yet it was just the right amount of harsh. Well Itachi thought so. He looked at the ceiling and realized how bored he was. Yes I've become what a mother wouldn't want in a son, and I have done a few things I regret but practice makes perfect practice makes perfect sense to me, "Hello?" Itachi answered his phone.

"Hey Itachi," Deidara sounded upset from the other line. Itachi furrowed his brows, Deidara never called Itachi unless he needed a favor.

"What's up Deidara?" Itachi asked anyways.

"Sasori broke up with me," he sniffled.

"I'm sorry Dei what can I do for ya?" Itachi sat up probably needing to get ready to go pick the blonde up.

"Open the door?" Itachi looked at the door then walked over to it and opened it slowly. Deidara hung up and so did Itachi as they met eye to eye. "Can I come in?" the blonde's eys were red and puffy from crying and his hair was a mess but still in it's normal shape. Itachi moved aside.

"Come on in Dei," he said noting that Deidara was wearing red basketball shorts, and a tight black v-neck shirt with fishnet sleeves and some fishnet on the bottom of the short shirt. Deidara sat on the couch and put his face in his hands further ruining his eyeliner. "Why'd Sasori dump you?" Itachi asked putting a hand on the blonde's back in a comforting way as he sat next to him. Deidara turned and hugged the Uchiha catching him off guard but Itachi hugged him back to hold him.

"Be-Because he was jealous of how i write your name in my notebook all the time and not his and the fact i dont tell him i love him and i said I was ready for that kind of commitment and that i could write whatever i want in my notebook so he said that it was best if we stopped dating because its a one sided relationship," Deidara sobbed and Itachi rubbed his back.

"I'll talk to him ok?" Itachi said and Deidara shrugged.

"I don't really want to if he's going to act like that i mean would YOU rush someone's feelings Ita-san?" deidara asked looking into Itachi's eyes. Itachi shook his head. "See?" Deidara said and Itachi shrugged again. Deidara watched Itachi's lips carefully then leaned in and kissed the Uchiha who froze.

"Uh Deidara? What are you doing?" he asked and deidara blushed.

"S-sorry Ita-kun," he looked ashamed. Itachi hugged the blonde.

"It's ok," Itachi said, Itachi liked Dei, but he loved Sasuke, but Sasuke wasn't legal and neither was incest. Plus Deidara was legal and he was totally not related. What's so wrong with dating Deidara? It could just be what he needs. A distraction, away from Sasuke maybe he could fall in love with the blonde. Maybe he could stop this sick obsession with his little BROTHER. He pulled back tilted Deidara's face up smiled and leaned in and kissed the shocked boy.

"Will you go out with me Deidara?" he asked as he pulled away.

A/N: DUN DUN DUUUUN didnt expect that now did you? Sorry this was so short but im tired and theres more to come so please REVIEW and tell me what you think :] ItaDei x33 i love et dont worry it wont last long...or will it O_O? xD stay tuned

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