Yay! This is one of my longest chapters ever! I apologize for my very short chapters, but it is a crack fic so I don't want to cram too much into one chapter DX

Anyway, I'd like to shout out to Ozuma thy Awesome for being, well, awesome. Thanks, dude, for your reviews and stuffs. Also thankyou to everyone else who has reviewed, put this story on alert or added this story to their favourites. Did I mention I love y'all? 8D

Disclaimer:

Chibi Steve: SL-nee-sama doesn't own-

Evra: SL-nee-sama, we've all discussed this and we think that we should seperate you from Steve.

SL: What? When did you discuss this? Stevey-poo is mine! Mine I tell you!

Evra: Darren, grab her.

*Darren and Xan drag me away, kicking and screaming*

Evra: Anyway, SL-nee-sama doesn't own The Saga of Darren Shan or any of it's characters.

Chibi Steve: I still get my pot roast, right?

Xina was crying. Xan hated to see her twin cry, especially when she knew it was her fault. Xina's new doll that she had gotten from Grandma was now bald and missing an arm. She held it in one hand and wiped her snotty nose with the other. Xan turned to walk away but stopped dead in her tracks when she heard someone calling her name.

"Xan?" It was her mother. "Did you do this to Xina's doll?"

Xan nodded.

Xan's mother sighed. "Xan, what are we going to do with you? You cause trouble, we punish you, then you cause more trouble! It's like we're in some kind of continuous cycle!"

"Mummy," Xina whispered through her tears. "It's alright. Xan probably didn't mean to do it," Then she walked over to her sister and took her hands. "It's okay, Xan. Don't worry about it."

Xan didn't say anything, she just smiled. Xina smiled back.

Xan smiled at the memory as she brushed her red hair. Maybe Daryl was right – maybe it would be best if she made up with Xina. It would be nice to have a sort of family again. But apologizing to people wasn't one of the many things she was good at. She put her brush down and sighed.

"Maybe I should learn how to be nicer to people." She said out loud.

"Yo, Snakey!" Xan called.

Evra turned around and gave Xan a look of annoyance. "Who you calling Snakey?"

Xan ignored his question. "Teach me how to be nice."

Evra laughed. "Why on earth would I help you?"

"Because Daryl is missing one of her bras and if you don't help me, I'll tell her where it went." Xan whispered.

Evra sighed in defeat. "Why do you want to learn how to be nice anyway?"

Xan looked at the ground. "Why do you want to know?" She asked lamely.

"For Daryl?" Evra guessed.

"Yes, but also because I want to make up with Xina." She answered truthfully.

"Alright, I'll help you," Evra said, although he knew he had no choice. "But I don't know why since you're always horrible to me."

"Hey, Daryl," Xina said as she approached her new friend. "Have you seen Xan or Evra anywhere?"

"No, Xan was in our tent a while ago but I haven't seen her since." Daryl replied.

"Evra and I went on a date last night but he hasn't spoken to me since." Xina murmured.

"You went on a date with Evra?" Daryl gasped.

Xina shrugged in an attempt to look casual. "Yeah."

Daryl laughed. "I can't believe he didn't tell me! Anyway, don't worry about him – he's just shy. I bet he really likes you."

Xina smiled. "Thanks, Daryl."

Daryl smiled back. "No problem. Since Evra and Xan aren't around, want to go get something to eat together?"

"Sure."

When Daryl and Xina had gotten back from a fast food place in town, they were surprised to see Evra and Xan waiting for them. Xan ran up to hug both of them as soon as she saw them, whereas Evra walked slowly behind her.

"Hey, Daryl, hey, Xina," Xan beamed.

"Er, hey, Xan..." Daryl replied, confused by Xan's sudden change of attitude.

Xina, on the other hand, didn't care. She was just happy that her sister was finally acknowledging her existence again. "Hey, Xan!" She cried.

Xan smiled and gave her sister a second hug. "Come on – we've got so much catching up to do!" She said before grabbing her sister's hand and pulling her towards her tent.

"What did you do to her?" Daryl asked, stunned.

Evra chuckled. "I just helped her out a little."