I was actually going to update ages ago but I kept on getting distracted by dating sims (Damn that sexy blonde vampire by the name of Ferris!) and I'm a big fan of Monster High and they've just added some of the new characters that we've been waiting for since like last year to the site so I was busy trolling the new features. But anyway, it's here now so enjoy :D

Disclaimer:

SL: I don't love Steve anymore, Kurda is my new love.

Evra: Really?

SL: Yes.

Evra: Then I guess I can let you out of this cage... *unlocks it*

SL: *Runs out and grabs Steve* Sucker! You can finally have your pot roast, Stevey-poo.

Chibi Steve: Yay!

SL: But seriously, I do love Kurda now. Just not as much as Steve.

Kurda: *Pops up out of nowhere* Where am I? How did I get here? WHERE IS MY MAN PURSE? *Spazzes*

SL: Just do the disclaimer, Kurda.

Kurda: Where is my man purse? I am nothing without my man purse!

SL: *Sighs* Fine, you do it, Evra.

Evra: Yay! SL-nee-sama doesn't own The Saga of Darren Shan or any of it's characters.

Daryl smiled triumphantly as she lifted Xan's pillow to reveal a small glass container.

"What a simple hiding place, why didn't I think of that before?" She muttered to herself.

She took the lid off of the container and just as she was about to take a swig, a hot and sweaty snake-boy ran into her, knocking the glass container out of her hand. It hit the floor and shattered into a million pieces.

"Evra!" She cried.

"Oops, sorry." Evra said.

"'Oops, sorry'? That potion was supposed to change me back into a boy!" Daryl cried. "And what are you doing in here anyway?"

"I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend." Evra announced.

"What? Why?"

"Just do it, please?"

Daryl sighed. "Fine."

As if on cue, a very aggravated-looking Steve entered the tent without even bothering to ask for permission. He took one look at Evra and frowned even more than he already was.

"Darren? That thing isn't your boyfriend, is he?"

Daryl looked at Evra. Evra shot her back a pleading look. She sighed mentally. "Yes, Evra is my boyfriend."

Suddenly Steve stopped looking angry. He just looked sad. Very, very sad. He turned around and stalked out of the tent without a word. Daryl watched him leave, a look of worry spread across her face. When he was gone, she turned to Evra.

"What did you do?" She asked.

"Please don't get mad," Evra pleaded. "I kind of told Steve you were my girlfriend."

"Why?" Daryl cried.

"He was being a jerk and…ah, I don't know! It just slipped out! I'm sorry!"

Daryl sighed. "It's okay, I'll forgive you for that but I'm still awfully upset about you destroying my chances of ever being a boy again."

"Daryl," Evra whispered, cupping the raven-haired girl's face in his hands. "Why do you want to be a boy again so badly?"

"Why do you want me to stay a girl so badly?" Daryl retorted.

Evra chuckled. "You still haven't figured it out?"

"Figured what out?"

Evra had rehearsed this scene a thousand times over in his head. He would tell Daryl that he loved her and place a soft kiss on her lips. Then they would pull away and Daryl would smile and say that she loved him back, but of course things didn't work out quite the way he had planned.

"Charna's guts! Who the hell are you?"

"That's Mr. Crepsley!" Daryl exclaimed before running out of the tent to see what had caused the shout. Evra sighed and followed her.

"What's wrong, Mr. Crepsley? We heard you shout." Daryl said.

Mr. Crepsley didn't respond, he was frozen with fear. Daryl turned to Xan who was twirling in circles and Xina who looked quite frightened too, but not as much as Mr. Crepsley.

"What happened?" Daryl asked again.

"That crazy girl tried to rape me!" Mr. Crepsley shouted before Xina could say anything.

"She did what?" Evra laughed. Daryl elbowed him. "Ow!"

"She kissed him." Xina clarified.

"Really?" Daryl gasped.

"Yes! And now I am scarred for life!" Mr. Crepsley moaned.

"It's not her fault, Mr. Crepsley," Daryl explained. "I gave her coffee by mistake and it makes her do weird stuff."

"Well, I hope that you will not give her coffee by mistake again." Mr. Crepsley huffed before storming off in a sulk. Evra just laughed again, earning him another elbow in the ribs from Daryl.

It was quiet then. Xan stopped twirling. She looked at Daryl, then at Xina, then at Evra, then back at Daryl again.

"Daryl? What's going on?" She asked.

"Is she back to normal?" Daryl whispered to Xina.

"Hey, I can hear you, you know! And what do you mean, am I back to normal?" Xan enquired.

"She's definitely back." Evra murmured.

"Hello! Can someone answer my question?" Xan shouted. "All I remember is drinking coffee and then…" She grinned. "Everything turned magical."

Daryl, Evra and Xina just stared at her. She stared back. Daryl was the first to speak.

"The coffee made you hyper," She explained. "You did a lot of…interesting things."

"Interesting?" Xan narrowed her eyes. "Interesting how?"

"Well, you made a waterfall out of my drink…" Xina answered.

"And you showed me your panties…" Daryl added.

"And you kissed Mr. Crepsley!" Evra laughed. Daryl elbowed him again.

Xan's eyes widened in horror. "I seriously did all that stuff?"

Daryl nodded.

"I've got to get more of that stuff!" Xan beamed.

"No!" Everyone shouted quickly.

"…Just kidding."