Disclaimer:

Chibi Steve: SL-nee-sama doesn't own The Saga of Darren Shan or any of it's characters. She also doesn't own any of the books referenced in this chapter.

Evra: You're doing the disclaimer again? T_T

Chibi Steve: SL-nee-sama isn't here so since I'm her second in command, I decided to take over.

Evra: Where is she anyway?

Chibi Steve: You'll find out in today's chapter.

"Today we are writing our own chapter because SL-nee-sama's a bit…" Steve shot the others a look that meant 'crazy'.

"Why? What's wrong with her?" Daryl asked, her voice full of concern.

"See for yourself."

Daryl, Xan and Evra all hopped to their feet and followed Steve out of the tent. They peered into the tent next to theirs and saw SL, staring obsessively at a computer screen while chomping on cheese.

"SL-nee-sama?" Daryl called.

SL looked up from the computer screen and smiled her creepy witch smile at her 'children'. (A/N *Cough* Whores *cough*)

"Hey, guys," She said. "What's up?"

"Are you…okay?" Daryl asked shyly.

SL shook her head sadly.

"Why? What's wrong?" Daryl cried.

"Yesterday…" SL began.

"Yesterday…?" Daryl pushed.

"Yesterday I…"

"Yesterday, you what?"

"Yesterday I was kidnapped by a bunch of yaoi fangirls!"

Everyone gasped, especially Steve. He rushed over to his poor master.

"What did they do to you?" He exclaimed. "Did they torture you? Did they infect you?" He paused to gasp again. "Are you…one of them now?"

"Yes, yes, and no…" SL answered. "Well, at least not yet anyway. I'm loosing pieces of my sanity bit by bit. I just read a yaoi incest fanfiction about the Suite Life and I don't even like the Suite Life!"(A/N I actually did read a fic like this)

"Derp," Xan muttered but she was ignored as usual.

"We need to get you to a doctor!" Steve yelled.

"What kind of doctor cures people of pervertedness?" Evra enquired.

"Is that even a word?" Daryl responded.

"According to my spell check, it's not." SL answered.

"That's not the point! The point is SL-nee-sama is about to go over to the dark side!" Steve shouted.

"I thought Twilight was the dark side." Evra muttered.

"Hey! Don't say that about my Twilight!" Xan retorted.

"Shut up, both of you!" Steve commanded. "You know that word does things to me! Anyway, what do we do about SL-nee-sama?"

"Nothing," Xan replied nonchalantly. "We just get comfortable in our tents with some coffee and a coupe of dark romance books. I call the House of Night series! Erik is such a bishie!"

"This is why you're my least favourite OC," SL growled.

"I know! She's so mean!" Evra agreed.

"Not because she's mean, because she's an Erik fangirl. It's all about Stark! And Jack and Damien make such a lovely couple. Yaoi." SL clamped a hand over her mouth when she realized what she had said. "Oh, no, Stevey-poo! It's happening! I'm becoming…" Suddenly her voice turned deep and quite creepy. "A yaoi fangirl."

Everyone backed away from her.

"SL-nee-sama?" Steve whispered.

"I'm not SL-nee-sama anymore, I'm NarutoxSasukeFan4evs123."

"Okay, great," Steve lied. "Come on, let's get out of here!"

"So, what do we do about her?" Steve asked.

"Maybe we should ask Mr. Crepsley," Daryl suggested. "He seems to know a lot about these weird diseases."

Xan blushed with embarrassment at the mention of Mr. Crepsley's name. "You guys do that, I'm going to go read The Vampire Diaries." And with that, she was gone.

"What is yaoi?"

Daryl had just explained what had happened to Mr. Crepsley. Now they were all standing in his tent awkwardly, trying to figure out a way to explain to the old vampire what yaoi was.

"Er…"

"It's gay porn!" Steve explained before Daryl could say anything.

At that moment, Mr. Crepsley became mentally scarred and was never the same again. It happens to us all when we first discover yaoi.

Mr. Crepsley coughed uncomfortably. "Oh, is that so? Well, I do not think I will be able to help you then. Please leave my tent immediately."

The three obeyed, not knowing that as soon as they left, Mr. Crepsley rushed to the store to buy some yaoi DVDs.