ULTRA MEGA POWER, IT'S CHAPTER 3

SINCE THIS IS THE FIRST FANFICTION OF THE AUTHOR, HE/SHE DOESN'T KNOW TO PUT DISCLAIMERS :O

LUCKILY FOR ME, EDITOR, THAT MEANS I GET TO PUT THEM UP!
YAHOO,

DISCLAIMER: I OWN MY KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN MERCHANDISE THAT I BOUGHT ON EBAY!
but I don't own any of this D:
sad, right?
but if you want, you can BUY IT FOR ME! yeah, just call Akira Amano up and tell her how badly I want this anime : 3
now, all I have to say is

THE VARIA RULES AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO ASK AUTHOR TO INCLUDE THE VARIA AND MORE 6918
Fran x Bel x Mammon FOREVER
enough ranting, enjoy~

Chapter 3:

"What should we do to get Tsuna in trouble", asked Vivian.

"I know. Let's put him in a room with a naked girl. It would seem like he raped her" suggested Sandy as her face contorted into a perverted smile. Vivian and Dorothy stared at Sandy.

"What? You told me to give you a suggestion, and I gave one!"

"But I don't think he would do that" replied Vivian.

"True true true, he's not a man" agreed Dorothy.

"Ok guys, I think we should think of a simple one. Tsuna always wants to protect his friends so if one of us gets hurt then wouldn't he be mad? I don't think Reborn would like that too" said Dorothy.

"Oh jesus, how could I have not thought of that?" said Sandy

"I know that answer" said Vivian. "Because you are HENTAI!" both Vivian and Dorothy answered.

"Alright then, who's going to cut themselves or fall?" asked Sandy. All eyes looked at Anna. Evil glints crossed their eyes. Sandy casually strolled to Anna before patting her back

"Hey can you pretend to break your ankle"

"Ummmm, I guess?" said Anna.

"Ok Anna stop talking start faking" said Dorothy. Sandy pushed Anna into Tsuna and Anna started yelling

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOW NOOOOOOOO IT HURTS, IT HURTS MY ANKLE ITTAAIII!" She started limping around.

"Hey Tsuna what did you do to her" asked Yamamoto.

"HE KICKED ME WAAAAHHHHHHHHH" yelled Anna.

"B-but I didn't e-even touch her", whined Tsuna." Randomly, Reborn jumps out

"Dame Tsuna, no good Tsuna, be gentle to girls" and hit him on the head. "You are going to run around Namimori Middle tomorrow with Hibari watching" Tsuna's face turned a shade of blue and fainted "Hey Judiame. Dai jubu? Judiame Judiame!" yelled Gokudera.

In the back, smirks from Jessie, Sandy and Vivian could be heard. Reborn turned around and found them snickering. He looked at Anna and she seemed fine. I see. They are deceptive. They would be great in the mafia. Deception is needed to survive in the mafia. They are very suited to be in the Vongola.
They all finally got to Tsuna's house. Tsuna's mother greeted them at the entrance. "Konichiwa, Reborn and Tsuna's friends." She saw Tsuna fainted. "What happened to him?"

"Don't worry Mama, he was tired from training and fell asleep."

"Oh, ok can you bring him upstairs"

"HAI!" ,shouted Gokudera as he ran upstairs, carrying Tsuna bridal style. She looked at the five new girls and asked "Are you Tsuna's friends"

"Uhh, not exactly," answered Vivian.

"What" said Mama?

"Oh nevermind, actually we are his best friends. We are in the same class as him" said Dorothy.

"Oh I see, you can go to Tsuna's room"

"Don't really" murmured Dorothy. "Can I eat something" asked Anna and Jessie.

"Of course, be my guess" replied Mama. Dorothy, Vivian and Sandy went up stairs to Tsuna's room.

Reborn closed the room after they entered. The girls felt very weird. THEY WERE IN TSUNA'S ROOM. Reborn stared at them and asked "Who are you and where did you come from?" Gokudera, Yamamoto and Ryohei waited for an answer.

"Hey who's gonna go first?" asked Vivian. Sandy went. "Konichiwa, watashi wa Sawliet Sandy, Ultimate fangirl of L from Death Note. Yoroshiku, desune? DESU NE DESU NE DESU NE?" Everyone stared after the outbursts of desu nes.

"Some one should stop her," said Dorothy while doing a face palm. "I will do the honors!" , said Vivian as she put her hand over Sandy's mouth to shut her up. You could still hear the muffling of desu nes

"Ok I will introduce. Watashi wa Vivian des!. We are from America; I don't know how we got here. I enjoy watching murder movies and goring people. So watch your mouth. Hello I'm Vivian, nice to meet you." Everyone gasped and Tsuna looked like he was going to faint again. Dorothy went next.

"Konichiwa, watshi wa Dorothy! Kami Korosu...yo," Dorothy said with an evil smile. Tsuna's face turned white.

Sandy got loose and yelled "Hey I am not finished! And Vivian, you did not just do what I think you did." Vivian face palmed. So Sandy continued with her introduction, "I love the phrase desu ne. So there's more. Desu ne Desu ne Desu ne Desu ne Desu ne mufffffff" muttered Sandy. This time Dorothy smacked her down, anime style! Gokudera tried to introduce himself.

"I am-…" and got cut off by Dorothy who said "I know who you are. You are Gokudera Hayato, also known as the smoking bomb and has a sister named Bianchi who is also known as poisonous scorpion and everytime you see her you faint, so you are considered a sissy. Next to you is Sawada Tsunayoshi, Vongola's tenth boss." Tsuna's mouth dropped again and Gokudera couldn't counter what Dorothy said. Sandy pointed to Ryohei and said "This is Sasagawa Ryohei. He's in the boxing club, loves to fight and always yells Extreme at top of his lungs. The one next to him is Takeshi Yamamoto. His father owns a sushi restaurant. He is a pro baseball player and fights with a katana" Ryohei was shocked and Yamamoto was enjoying this. Vivian pointed at Reborn and said "You are Reborn one of the eight acrobaleno if you count the one in vendicare (E/N - there are debates about whether it's spelled Vendicare or Vindecere, sorry if I spelled it wrong!). You also train Tsuna. Am I right?" In his head Reborn was speechless but he only smirked.

"So you see we know all of you" said Vivian, Sandy and Dorothy in union. Silence in the air. Reborn and Yamamoto was the only one composed.

"So where are you going to live?" asked Reborn.

"Um we don't know yet. The others are downstairs. They would introduce themselves later, but I don't think you want to hear them. One of them is an anorexic piggy and the other is obsessed with Maid-sama. So I don't think Tsuna could take it anymore, and by the way, he fainted" said Vivian. Gokudera looked and started yelling "Judiame, Judiame" over and over again.

Reborn turned around and looked at the girls. "I could arrange you an apartment if you want. I am a Mafioso."

"Cool that would work" said Vivian.

"Yay, that would definetly work. But it has to have a Jacuzzi, my bones are sore" agreed Dorothy. Reborn ignored the rest of it. Reborn used his phone and called someone talking in fast Italian. "Ok it is arranged. You would be living in a hotel around here, all expenses would be paid by Tsuna, I will tell him that later, so I'll just tell you the address and you can go. Mama would be happy if you left for dinner and I think if you need anything Bianchi would take care of it"

"You want to stay?" asked Jessie.

"Why not I'm hungry" said Vivian.

"PSSTT, such a hungry hungry hippo" ,said Sandy. Jessie and Vivian face palmed and murmered "Aiya." They went downstairs. Reborn jumped out the window onto the street. Maybe I should invite them into the Vongola family. They all ready know about all of us. HOW DID THEY KNOW ABOUT THE VENDICARE?

AHAAHAHH, SPOILER ALERT!
oh wait, it's too late

yeah that's right, there's a clear pacifier in the vendicare

sucks to be you if you didn't know

KTHXBAIZ

shoutout to "Dorothy" if you're actually reading this, I love yaoi and you can NEVER STOP ME!

-EDITOR!