KUFUFUU, HALLO EVERYBODY

HERE'S CHAPTER 5

FOR THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER, WHEN I GAVE DESCRIPTIONS, IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, then here are actual pictures
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DISCLAIMER: I decided to make this in italic, YAHOO~! If I owned this, I wouldn't have to be editting this fanfiction, now would I?
BEWARE OF PINEAPPLE MIND RAPISTS!
Xanxus x Squalo?
Squalo = instant uke D:
that makes me sad

Fran x Bel?

Fran = instant girl mode D:

that makes me sad too
HIBARI = SEXY!
Enough of my rants, enjoy the fanfiction!

Dorothy, Sandy and Vivian roamed the halls. Dorothy was talking the whole time ranting on how excited she was in English. "OMG, WE are here in the HITMAN REBORN WORLD. Can't believe this day would happen. Finally, something good happens. Here's my plan. We are going to join the Disiplanary Committee. Ok lets go. Now I can die…."

Dorothy and Vivian looked around. Everyone stared at them. Because of the shoes,

Dorothy and Vivian looked taller than they really were. Some girls in the corner stared at them and started whispering about them. Dorothy looked at them and gave them the death stare.

"I will kira you" said Vivian. Dorothy looked at Vivian,

"You are copying my line."

"I know" said Vivian with a smirk very much like Light's (E/N- from death note)

"REJECTED" replied Dorothy. Then, the bell rang.

Dorothy, Vivian and Sandy went to classroom 2-B.

"Hey, isn't that Tsuna's classroom?" asked Vivian.

"OHGEE! it is. Let's go to this one" said Sandy. They waited until everyone was in and then went in. First Vivian, then Dorothy and then Sandy pranced in. Everyone had their eyes on them.

"Hey this is fun" said Vivian. Tsuna, Gokudera and Yamamoto was talking together and didn't see them. Sandy didn't like to be ignored so she shouted "Hey Tuna." Everyone laughed. Tsuna knew that voice and his face turned pale. He slowly turned around and hoped to god that it wasn't who he thought it was. He slowly around and looked up. There stood Vivian, Sandy and Dorothy.

"What are you doing here?" he whispered confidentially.

"Well, what do you think Tuna. Though we are going to SCHOOL!" says Sandy.

"Don't you dare disrespect judiame" yelled Gokudera.

"Don't be so gay. Everyone knows that so stop. Tuna is yours no one is going to take him away from you. Gay. GET BORED OF TUNA AND GO FOR SHARKIE! GO FUCK YOURSELF." Shouted Dorothy.

All of a sudden Reborn came in, "I don't care if you're American, watch your language" he yelled from the window he appeared at. Dorothy mutters "It doesn't matter if I'm in the mafia" Everyone, even the teacher stared at them. He was the English teacher but he couldn't comprehend what they were saying. All the students stared at him for an explanation but since he didn't know what they said, he brushed it away by telling them to introduce themselves. "So, please introduce you" said the teacher in a calm voice.

Vivian started it. "I'm Vivian. I come from America. My hobbies are fighting and thinking up murder ideas. So people if you don't watch your mouth, I don't know what would happen to you" and ended with an evil grin. Dorothy introduced herself. "Hello, I'm Dorothy. Nice to meet you. I also have the same hobbies. Also here is my quote KAMI KUROSU." Everyone froze. They knew that quote and it sent them chills. Sandy finished the introductions "heeeelllllooooo. I'm Sawliet Sandy, big fan of Death Note and all things related to killing. Nice to meet you. Also my special word is desu-ne. who every steels it would die" with a smile.

The three girls sent the whole class to chills. Everyone knew, this would be a weird school year.

Time passed by and it was lunch time.

"Hey Dorothy, do you know what time it is" yelled Vivian across the classroom. Everyone turned their heads. Tsuna looked very embarrassed. Before Dorothy and Sandy could reply, Vivian started to shout "IT'S LUNCH TIME. L-U-N-C-H. GO LUNCH TIME "and pranced over to Tsuna and Reborn. Tsuna went all red. Dorothy and Sandy turned and looked around pretending not to know her.

"Hey don't you dare ignore me. I'm so sexy, no one can ignore me" whined Vivian. Tsuna went even redder. Gokudera turned around and Yamamoto laughed. Reborn on Tsuna's shoulder smirked and you could tell he found this amusing. Sandy and Dorothy faced palmed.

All of a sudden, Vivian froze. "OHGOD! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS" yelled. Then she started breathing hard.

"HEY VIVIAN CALM DOWN" yelled Dorothy. "DOOO… DOOOO …..YOOOU KNOW …..WHAT THIS MEANS… PANT PANT…..WE GET TO SEE HIBARI" panted Vivian. Dorothy's eyes opened wide. She established that Hibari was going to be there. Vivian and Dorothy yelled "KYAAAAAAAA" and the whole school shook. Without another word they ran into the cafeteria.

Gokudera and Yamamoto stood there wondering what was happening. Tsuna was covering his ears cause Vivian screamed next to his ears. I think I am turning deaf. Reborn thought it was very interesting.

While in the hallways, the two girls stormed down to the cafeteria with Sandy strolling behind them, keeping a good distance. There they passed Jessie. "Hey guys you know what happened to me?" The two girls didn't hear a word and ran pass her. "God, why don't you all ask at the same time" Jessie remarked and went down the opposite way of the hall.

Dorothy and Vivian ran down. Sandy started walking half-way down, before she decided to turn back and catch up to someone who was mentally SANE.

The two arrived at the cafeteria and scanned the cafeteria. In a corner, there was Hibari. They dashed in making co many sounds. Hibari looked up and stared at the two crazy girls running at him. Vivian yelled "Kyo-chan". Hibari was shocked. He took out his tonfas and stood his ground. But Dorothy and Vivian didn't stop. They kept on running and running. Dorothy and Vivian tried to jump him. They were preparing to jump. Hibari was prepared. As soon as they were close enough he used his tonfas and wacked them in the arm sending them in the opposite direction. Vivian slid across the floor to safety. On the other hand Dorothy jumped up again and sent a flying kick at Hibari's head but with his tonfas he kicked away the foot. Vivian stood up and sent a fist flying at his face which he defected. Dorothy and Vivian didn't give up and still fought. It turned into an all out war.

Jessie and Sandy came in and saw their two friends on the floor. "Dorothy, Vivian, Kyo-chan, what the f*ck are you all doing?" yelled Sandy. Dorothy and Vivian stopped but Hibari heard what she called him and charged at her.

"NOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU RUNNING TOWARDS ME?" Sandy ran while yelling. Hibari was mere yards behind her. Sandy didn't even look but ran. Dorothy and Vivian stared at Sandy.

"HEY, HELP ME! GO GO GO! WHY CAN'T I USE SHUNPO LIKE A SHINIGAMI?" yelled Sandy while still running. Dorothy and Vivian started running after Hibari to stop him or in their case jump him. Vivian climbed over tables and knocked people's food down.

Tsuna and Reborn came in and stared at the mess. Food was everywhere. The students were all lined by the wall and stared at something. Tsuna and Reborn and his other friends stared at what they were staring at. There was Sandy running away from the angry Hibari and her two lunatic friends CHASING Hibari. Could this day get any worse?

"Dame Tsuna, go stop your friends." Reborn took out his gun with the dying will bullet.

"NOOOOO Wait Reborn" stammered Tsuna. Reborn didn't listen and pulled the trigger. All of a sudden, Tsuna pulled all his clothes off except his boxers and yelled "I AM GOING TO STOP THIS WITH MY DYING WILL" and ran after Hibari too. Tsuna threw a table across the wall resulting in a loud crash. Hibari turned around and stopped. Sandy was so relieved.

Tsuna turned back to normal and found himself wearing nothing but his boxers. A shadow crossed Hibari's face

"You damaged school property. KAMIKUROSU YO"

Tsuna couldn't take anymore of the day and fainted.

There it is then, CHAPTER 5! REVIEWS FOR HIBARI FANGIRL CHASING!

No? okay then D:

Bye-bi! , -from editor