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Alright then, Akira Amano draws fran, LIKE A BOSS! Yeah, I love fran, and I don't own him. Or Mammon. Or Belphegor. Or Squalo. Or anybody in the Varia. Which pisses me off. I'm using too many periods.
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ENJOY!
Just to tell you: Squalo is awesome. He has silky, silver mermaid hair that every woman cannot get. So whoever doesn't like Squalo (which is I think no one) I don't know what to say to you cause Squalo is awesome and sexy and has beautiful hair.
Also I have got to thank my editor who is mad awesome and is the grammar queen and can sometimes be kind of weird. Yeah. Peace out.
These characters are based on my real friends in REAL LIFE, so you see how weird my life is.
Need to thank the awesome reviewers and readers. Also if you are 6918 fans, I don't think I would put that in this story, because I don't know, it would be weird, but I will make another one with 6918.
So yeah, here's the story.
^ that's the author's note
-here's a little 6918 candy for you disappointed fans
MUKURO GASPED AS HIBARI PLUNGED FINGER INTO HIS BOWL AND IT CAME OUT DRIPPING WHITE. YES, IT'S TRUE. MUKURO'S VANILLA ICE CREAM MELTED AND NOW HE COULDN'T EVEN DRINK THE MELTED ICE CREAM BECAUSE HIBARI DIPPED HIS FINGER INTO IT.
how sad, were you thinking wrong? Poor Ice-cream D: CHOCOLATE PWNS ALL!
"So, where are we going to do the shopping?" asked Vivian.
"Umm, we are going to Namimori Shopping district!" said Kyoko.
"Do we really have to go shopping? I would rather kill someone" said Dorothy.
"Do we have to go? I'm going to die in there!" said Sandy.
"We have to, because SQUALO IS THERE! YATTA~!" yelled Dorothy.
"So we are going now?" asked Vivian.
"Yeah, let's go" said Kyoko as she smiled and walked along.
Then Yamamoto, Gokudera and Tsuna came out.
"Hey do you want to go with us, Tsuna?" asked Kyoko. Tsuna turned red. Shopping with Kyoko, it's a miracle.
"I would love to Kyoko" said Tsuna still blushing.
"Fuck this. Why the fuck is he going?" asked Dorothy.
"Well the good thing is that we get to see him beaten up by Squalo!" said Vivian.
"Yes, this pays off for my suffering" said Sandy as she grinned devilishly.
"Uhh, what are you suffering from anyways?" asked Vivian.
"The lack of anime and manga within these past days," said Sandy, while crawling up into a turtle position.
"I AGREE! Atleast we get to see the characters in real life! WE SHOULD ASK BIANCHI TO SING! (E/N- yakusoku no basho e, AWESOME SONG, BIANCHI HAS AN EPIC VOICE)" yelled Dorothy.
At the sound of his sister's name, Gokudera turned purple.
"PATHETIC!" murmured Vivian. Sandy and Dorothy laughed at that.
"I want to go too! It looks amusing," said the baseball idiot while grinning sheepishly.
"Oh, Yamamoto and Gokudera should watch out today. You two are going to get beaten up" said Sandy.
"Yeah right, you damn woman. I'm from the Vongola. I can fight anyone" yelled Gokudera with pride.
"Yeah right you are strong. You are so strong you get beaten up by Squalo" murmured Vivian.
"That sounds like fun" said Yamamoto, still smiling.
"Yeah right it's fun. It's so fun that you end up lying on the floor crying for help," whispered Dorothy.
"Okay, so we are all going?" asked Haru with the goody, goody smile on her face.
"I can't look at her the same way after reading all those fanfictions about her. The 'Mary Sue' alarm goes off in my head, even though she can't fight. I feel like punching her for being with Belphegor, I mean, THEY NEVER EVEN MET!" murmured Sandy with an evil face.
"Calm down, Sandy. It's just the author's fault for making her a Mary Sue!" said Vivian in a matter of fact way.
"That is right. Okay I won't punch her but I will make her life miserable by pairing tuna with Kyoko. It would be a fight from best friends. Hehehehehehehehehehehe" said Sandy with an evil smile.
"Calm down Sandy. The devils are coming out" sighed Vivian.
"It's okay. We still have the death note" said Dorothy.
"Oh yeah, I forgot" said Sandy and smiled.
"Um can I ask what you are talking about? What is a death note?" asked Tsuna.
"Do you really want to know? It would take me 3 days and 3 nights to tell you my whole story" said Dorothy in a murderous tone. The background behind her turned all dark.
"HHIIIEEEEEEEE! It's okay, I don't need to know" stammered Tsuna while shaking his arms violently.
"Damn woman, did you just threaten judaime? You should all die" muttered Gokudera.
"Hahahahahaha, you are so funny Tsuna. Be a man," yelled Yamamoto.
"Yeah. Yamamoto good job. I agree, be a man Tsuna," yelled Vivian and high fived Yamamoto. Tsuna's face turned red.
"Oh, don't you insult Tsuna. He is a man!" , yelled Haru with a red face.
"Yeah, yeah he's a man. Can we please go now?" said Dorothy, "I'm bored and Squalo is waiting for me."
"Okay, let us go to shop now" said Kyoko with a smile. Dorothy, Sandy and Vivian were dumbfounded. How can she be so polite? Tsuna stared at the three girls. Who was Squalo that they always talk about?
At the shopping center O~O~COOL~TRANSMISSION~YEAHMAN~OHYEAH~6918BABIES~OKAY~O~O
"Dorothy, Vivian, Sandy, do you want to go shopping with us? We can get cake later." , asked Kyoko sweetly.
"It's okay but I have to refuse. We have to meet someone so we will be going with Yamamoto, Gokudera and Tsuna so you can go on ahead. We will catch up, " replied Vivian sweetly. Sandy, who was behind Vivian, was gagging.
"What's with the sweet voice Vivian" mimicking Vivian. She was hit in the head by Vivian.
"Can we please go now" said Dorothy who was very impatient. They left with Tsuna and the others while Haru and Kyoko went shopping.
"Um, can I ask something?" asked Tsuna who was shaking. "Yeah, go ahead tuna" replied Sandy. Tsuna turned white from hearing his nickname. "Um, why are you coming with us?" asked Tsuna. Sandy shot him the look and if looks can kill, everyone would have died. "Um it's not like I don't like you" Tsuna quickly said. "Okay, I will tell you that we are going to meet a person and he's this way" answered Dorothy. "Hey, don't forget that he's hot and sexy" said Vivian. "KYAAAAAAAAA" fangirl screamed Dorothy and Sandy. "Calm down, we are going to meet him soon" and sure enough he appeared.
"Hey Sandy, Dorothy, am I dreaming?" asked Vivian. "Dreaming about what?" asked Dorothy. "That" replied Vivian and pointed at the person on the roof. "Wait, first give me your arms?" asked Vivian. Dorothy and Sandy gave her a puzzled look but extended their arm. "Okay now you can look" exclaimed Vivian.
Sandy and Dorothy turned their heads and their eye balls popped out. There stood no other than Squalo. "OMFG, IT'S SQUALO" yelled Sandy. "KYAAAAAAAA, ITS SHARKIE. HE'S SO SEXY IN REAL LIFE" yelled Dorothy.
Squalo turned around and stared at the two girls. "VOIIIIIIII WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHARKIE?" yelled Squalo. "KYAAAAAAAAAAAA" yelled Dorothy, Vivian and Sandy.
What's wrong? Is my hair out of place? He felt his hair and it was fine. So what's wrong here? How do they know my name? I am a Varia assassin and no one knows my name.
He stared at the two girls once more and didn't know what to do. Then he remembered that he needed the Vongola rings from Basil, who had a blue flame and just landed on the ground. He jumped down, with his hail trailing behind him, and landed at his feet. He ran behind Basil. Tsuna stared at the scene perplexed and looked at Sandy and Dorothy.
Dorothy and Sandy struggled against Vivian's grip. "LET ME GO VIVIAN! I NEED TO JUMP SQUALO! IF YOU DON'T LET ME JUMP HIM I WILL KIRA YOU AND CALL YOU A YAGAMI FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! I REPEAT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!" yelled Dorothy.
"NO, IF I LET YOU JUMP HIM NOW, THE WHOLE STORY WOULD BE RUINED!" , shouted Vivian as she struggled to keep them both held back, but alas, their power was too much and Vivian had to resort to that.
"OH JESUS, LOOK AT THAT SANDY! THERE'S FRAN! I THINK I SEE XANXUS AND THE REST OF THE VARIA TOO!" shouted Vivian as she pointed towards the opposite end of the block. Without any further thinking, they escaped and flee-d away!
"Okay, now can I watch Squalo be the crap out of Gokudera, Yamamoto and tuna?" Vivian asked herself rhetorically (E/N- that's a big word. not really. sarcasm. )
When she sat herself down, she found that Dorothy and Sandy had returned after realizing that Vivian had lied to them.
"Oh I forgot, that is fun to watch. I laughed at them while watching the anime though. Now I can laugh in their face. HAHAHAHAHA." , hollered Sandy.
"Okay, but can you let go of my arm. This is getting a little wrong. If you don't, I will be under your bed, eating your socks. I will be in the showers watching you too," said Dorothy. Vivian shivered. Dorothy could be scary at times.
"Okay I will" said Vivian and let go of their arms.
"Tsuna-dono, here is the Vongola rings. Please keep them safe as the Vongola's judaime," Basil said formally.
"VOIIIIIIIIIII, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE THAT, BRAT? GIVE IT TO ME OR ELSE YOU ARE SHARK FOOD" yelled Squalo and he charged at Basil with his sword. Yamamoto took out his bat or a sword and charged at Squalo. He attacked, but Squalo deflected all the blows and Yamamoto ended up on the ground.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA" laughed the Vivian and Dorothy
"Tskk, this is pathetic," Sandy said as she glanced away.
Next, Gokudera threw dynamites. They flew everywhere. Dorothy, Sandy and Vivian ran around to avoid his bombs. They exploded, but were not enough to hurt (THE GORGEOUS) Squalo. Squalo swung his sword and knocked Gokudera out on the ground.
"Oh, I am going to try this" yelled Vivian. She took her Sais out and charged at Squalo. She managed to cut his hair but that was it. She hit and he deflected. It went on and on until her arm ended up with a nasty gash. She went back to Dorothy and Sandy with blood bleeding out of her arm.
"VVVOOOOOOOIIIIIII! MY HAIR, YOU B*TCH, YOU CUT MY HAIR!" , shouted Squalo as he looked at his now imperfect haircut.
"Hey that's like a yaoi pairing right there. Yamamoto falls and Gokudera tries to help him" said Vivian who was panting from the blood loss.
"OHGOD!, I agree. That is where the 8059 stories came from," said Dorothy.
"Guys, are you okay" stuttered Tsuna who was still holding the box of Vongola rings.
"Don't worry judiame, I am fine. I can still fight" said Gokudera who was barely able to talk.
Reborn came out of nowhere.
"VOIII! IT'S AN ARCOBALENO!" yelled Squalo. Reborn looked at Squalo and turned back.
"Stay out of this. You know that you can't beat him. He's too strong" said Reborn to Yamamoto and Gokudera.
"Hey, they helped out" said Tsuna.
"No, they are in the way and they know that. Except Vivian who actually put up a fight," said Reborn in a matter-of fact-tone and looked at Vivian. She gave him a thumb up accompanied with a wide grin. Yamamoto and Gokudera looked away.
"Here Tsuna" said Reborn and shot him with the dying will bullet. All of a sudden, flames appeared on top of Tsuna's head and with an outburst, tore off his clothes, leaving his boxers.
"Hey Sandy, why does nobody notice a naked guy with only his boxers on at the mall center?" asked Dorothy.
"I have no clue. They are blind, because I see it" said Sandy.
"Okay" said Dorothy and looked back to the one sided fight.
Tsuna tried to beat Squalo with everything he had and was knocked out. Basil soon stood up and tried to fight back but failed.
"Hey, Vivian can we jump Squalo now?" asked Dorothy.
"Um, I guess you can" said Vivian, "but don't go all out" added Vivian quickly. But it was not quick enough. Sandy's and Dorothy's eyes lit up and they pounced out.
Squalo turned to the two girls charging at him. "VOIIIIIII, YOU CAN'T BEAT ME." But Dorothy and Sandy didn't want to beat him, they wanted to jump him. At the last minute, they jumped Squalo with a kyaaaaaaaa. "VOIIIIIIII, WHAT THE HELL, YOU BASTARD!" yelled Squalo.
With all the flinging of Squalo's arms, Sandy and Dorothy slid down and soon each was hugging a leg, Dorothy on the right and Sandy on the left.
"Um, didn't I say not to go all out?" asked Vivian.
"I DON'T CARE. THE FIGHTING'S OVER SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT" yelled Dorothy from Squalo's leg.
"YEAH, WHAT DOROTHY SAID. I SECOND THAT" yelled Sandy.
"Okay then, do whatever you want" said Vivian sarcastically and faced palmed. (E/N-I bet her face was like "-_-" OHWELL!"
"Hey Sandy, did you feel his abs. They are rock hard. It's so sexy" said Dorothy.
"Hey Dorothy, how about his hair, did you feel it? It's so lush and VOLUPTUOUSNESS, DESU NE?" said Sandy. (E/N- oh my jesus. ANOTHER HUGEASS WORD!~ I'M ON A ROLLTODAY!)
Vivian's eyes lit up. "Oh yeah, I forgot to ask you. What shampoo do you use?"
"VOIIIIIII, WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU?" yelled Squalo. Squalo stared at the three girls. What the hell was that? No one asks the Squalo anything. I'm going to tell Xanxus if I can kill them. Squalo couldn't take the talk anymore. He flung Sandy and Dorothy off of him.
"VOIIIIII HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA HANG ON?" yelled Squalo.
"NOW, I HAVE THE VONGOLA RINGS. XANXUS WILL BE THE BOSS. VOIIIIIIII" yelled Squalo. (E/N-Voi overdosage. It's a horrible thing unless done right. Done right = Done by squalo)
Then Dino came out of nowhere with his crew. "Hey Squalo, you don't mess with my friends" said Dino. Dorothy and Sandy snickered. NOW you come. God, the fight is over.
"Damn you Sharkie, that hurt" exclaimed Dorothy. He ignored her.
"VOIIIII, IT'S BUCKING BRONCO" yelled Squalo. This will be a problem, I have to go. "I HAVE THE RINGS NOW AND I DON'T NEED TO FIGHT WEAKLINGS. VOIIIIII," and with that Squalo left.
"NOOOOOOO Squalo. How can this happen? He's gone," whined Sandy.
"It's okay, he will be back. The next arc.", said Vivian.
"Oh right. Okay it's all good," said Sandy who started to smile. Dorothy and Vivian stared at Sandy. She had major mood changes.
"So Reborn, by any chance, can I go to the hospital and get stitches? I'm having major blood loss" said Vivian.
"You are not the worst one, but we will be going now," said Reborn as he gazed at Gokudera, Yamamoto and Tsuna who were flat on the floor.
Sandy and Dorothy helped Vivian up and blood splattered everywhere. Sandy stared. "Uhh, Sandy, Can you please stop looking at my arm? I'm dying already" muttered Vivian. "Oh yeah the hospital, right," said Sandy.
"Hey Reborn, who are they? Those three are a daring bunch to face against Squalo.", asked Dino who was curious. "Of course, they are the new Vongola members and new ring holders. I have a good eye. They still need to be trained though.", said Reborn.
"You do have a nice eye, teacher. It may not seem so at first, but your students really do improve over time." , said Dino as his followers picked up Tsuna, Yamamoto and Gokudera and followed Vivian, Dorothy and Sandy to the hospital.
IT'S OVER ALREADY
THAT'S RIGHT
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Hibari and Mukuro were on the rooftop. It was awfully silent, until they both shouted, "I JUST HAD SEX!"
Of course, they had listened to the Lonely Island before that had happened, and they were inspired after Akon told them how 'nice' it was.
Maybe this isn't suited for a rated T story...
Guess What?
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA MUKURO'S A SEME! HATE ME FOR IT LATER, BUT WE ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE!~