Authors note: I am very sorry for the long absence. There have been things that have been going on in my life, both tragically bad and good, that caused me to take a long while.

Sadly this is it for me, I am done with writing this story and I am officially putting it up for adoption. I will post this short little bit, the start of chapter six, which I actually wrote months ago but never finished and now I just can't.

After this short bit I will give full explanation as to why I stopped, and I hope that someone can pick it up.

Sexy Harem

Chapter Six

'What the hell was that noise?'

Naruto gave a small grunt of annoyance and dug himself deeper into his sheets, vaguely noting the two warm and comforting forms that pulled closer to him on either side.

His eye drifted open slightly at the damned sound again, it was a banging that he wasn't sure of…was it his alarm clock?

"Naruto, open the damn door you Baka!"

His sluggish and half asleep mind finally placed the disturbance, Sakura pounding on his door. He couldn't figure out why she was there, but it was never a good idea to keep his closest friend waiting.

He sat up and slowly removed himself from the tangle of sheets and limbs that seemed to make up his bed. He heard two soft voices moan slightly in protest for the loss of warmth, but he missed both Hinata and Ino shifting closer to the center of the bed and embracing each other both letting out content sighs.

The door literally shook under the force of Sakura's fist as Naruto approached it, "Yeah I'm coming already," he called out wearily.

Sakura stopped pounding at the door when she heard the approaching baka friend of hers. She crossed her arms and donned a severe glare to greet him with when the door opened.

He really was an idiot; Naruto was told the day before that Tsunade-sama had expected him in her office first thing in the morning to go over the best way to handle himself with the meeting. And he slept in?

'It's not like it was important or anything…it was only the meeting that would determine if he could stay married to Ino…yeah that's not important at all. Baka.'

Sakura remembered the day that Naruto and Hinata told them all that they were getting married. She was very happy for her friends that they found each other and were so happy together.

There was just a twinge of feeling that couldn't possibly be jealousy. But now it was official, Naruto was absolutely taken. She wondered what might have been.

But she soon found something in Lee, sure he was a little over enthusiastic and his eyebrows needed desperate plucking. But he was a genuinely wonderful guy who worshiped the very ground Sakura walked on…not to mention that his stamina was surpassed only by Naruto.

She didn't know what Naruto was packing, but she had absolutely no complaints with what Lee offered.

But then Ino came into Naruto's life and they enacted the old clan restoration act to be together. There was definite jealousy there, especially when she saw just how accepting Hinata was with it. In fact it was Hinata who pushed him into seeing if there was anything there with Ino, and everyone knew that Hinata would do anything to make Naruto happy.

Sakura knew that she would never be able to do that, she didn't even like others borrowing her kunai.

And Sakura kicked herself there, had she known…well who knows what could have happened. But now she had fallen for Lee, just as much as she loved Naruto or how she thought she loved 'him'.

Sakura didn't know what to think of the polygamist marriage, but they all seemed so happy so who was she to judge?

It was an odd wedding though and Sakura had wondered how much of a bizarre experience it must have been for Hinata to be a bridesmaid to the woman who was marrying her husband. Sakura was the maid of honor.

Oh well, if they are happy then she will be too. Her friends deserve it.

Now, sadly, they had to fight for it.

The door opened and Sakura snapped back into her stern look, "Well, it's about damn ti…"

She trailed off and her face turned a deep, Hinata-esque red. The dumbass answered the door completely in the nude. She desperately tried not to look but somehow her eyes drifted downward to the very impressive organ hanging between his legs. The image was seared into her brain.

How the hell do Hinata and Ino handle that thing?

A small trickle of blood escaped her nostril as Naruto spoke, in a sleepy voice and stifling a yawn, "wh-wh-what…is it Sakura-chan?"

She remained silent for a long moment and Naruto grew confused, he stepped closer to her. "Huh? What was so urgent?"

'It' swayed a bit, in her direction, and Sakura's mind snapped back to normal.

"YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"

XxX

Authors note: well, that is it now onto the news of my life, and why I stopped writing for such a long time and why I cannot continue this and all of my stories actually.

First the good news, I am now engaged and my fiancée is pregnant. As such my life will be quite hectic pretty soon and sorry but I cannot continue writing hentai while being a new husband and father.

And for the bad news.

A few months ago, my best friend, a guy that I grew up with who was more than a friend but was a brother to me, died.

This was a guy who was always there for me, his ex-girlfriend is my fiancées friend and so I met her because of him. Our parents are friends so we really did grow up together.

I want nothing more than to have this child be a boy, because I want to name him after Justin.

I have been dealing with a lot recently, I know I said that I had no intention of quitting this fic, but I just can't do it.

So if you want to adopt this story, or any of the ones that I had, just send a message and I will post one last update here letting everyone know where to go.

So long and thanks for reading.