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The Talk(s)

"Hey, Jack"

"And you are…?"

"Oh, hi, I'm Scorpius. Scorpius Malfoy" Jack ignored him. "So, I was just wondering, how are you doing?"

"Just leave me alone, will you? Guy can't take a hint. Just because he wants to be part of the family. Probably here to torture me. …James…setup. Stupid…Molly…cousin…" Scorpius lost the rest of Jack's mumblings.

"That went well."

"Scorpius, I'm just wondering, why did you go talk to him?"

"Because I feel sorry for him, Al."

"That doesn't look good to the rest of us. Look at Dominique—she's sending you glares as we speak."

"Then who should I talk to, besides the two of you?"

"Why anyone?"

"Because I need to be prepared."

"Seriously Scorp, it's not that big of a deal. We all yell at you once and threaten your life along with a multitude of things such as genitalia and that's that. That's how we welcome people."

"I'm sorry for not seeing this as completely harmless, are you trying to tell me you guys don't bother to well, bother guys a little before they actually do something so they know what's in store?"

"Well, we do, but it's not that bad. Look, if you really want to be prepared and all, go talk to the guys who are probably going to end up marrying the girls."

"But they're scary."

"That's why they survived."

"The only talktoable ones are Teddy and the Scamanders."

"Yeah, about that. Teddy is going to be on our side and they're not like you. Teddy and the Scamanders were family. They still are. Anyways, as in love Lorc and Ly are with Lily and Lucy, they haven't acted on it yet."

"So I have to talk to like Collin Woods and Jordan and Finnigan?" Scorpius asked with a gulp.

"Yeah, you're best bet is probably Finnigan, he looks the least harmless though all three of them are really cool."

"Okay, I can do this. I will do this, for Rose"

"Yo, Malfoy. What's up?" It was just Scorpius' luck that Jordan decided to speak up. At least all three of them were together.

Jordan was probably the scariest. He was pretty big. He wasn't that much taller than Scorpius but he was well built. Instead of the lean muscles most quidditch players sported, Bill Jordan was built like a dragontrainer—all thick muscles and zero body fat. His muscles showed through even when he was wearing clothes few sizes too large, that coupled with his height was formidable indeed. Not to mention his buzz-cut hair and multiple earrings—but he knew how to pull it off, he was actually handsome in a rugged way. He looked more fit to be Roxanne's boyfriend than Molly's though. Molly was all about prim-ness, proper-ness, and propriety. Jordan? Not so much. But it was obvious they belonged together and he was actually really smart, so they had a lot to talk about. Usually, they always took opposite views, even when they agreed for the sake of debate. Scorpius would never understand them.

Collin was built more like Scorpius. He was just as tall with lean muscles (maybe just a bit bigger than Scorpius'.) Collin had a tan so he wasn't nearly as pale as Scorpius(not too many people were) and his hair wasn't platinum blond, it was a sandy, light brown. He and Dominique made more sense, they were like the same person in two bodies—one tall and muscular, the other shorter and curvier.

Connor Fiinnegan was, by far, the most approachable (if judged by looks only.) He was shorter that Scorpius by more than a few inches and his muscles weren't overtly obvious (unless you saw him shirtless and wondered if he was harder than a rock and how was it even possible to be that chiseled.) His personality, on the other hand, was like spitfire (must be the Irish blood) and matched Roxanne perfectly.

"Er…, um—"

Connor spoke up," I bet he's her for the talk," he said deviously.

"Talk, what talk?" Scorpius asked with uncertainty. How had he thought this was a good idea? No wonder they survived, they were all vicious Gryffindors in love. Granted, Scorpius was in love too, but he was neither vicious nor a Gryffindor. He was a Slytherin going against all Slytherins stood for, self-preservation.

"Oh, you know the one we thought we would give to future Weasley-chasers. We knew that this day would come when Rose's, Lily's and Lucy's boyfriends will wonder, 'what have I gotten myself into?'" Collin explained.

"Hey, it wasn't that bad. Give the poor boy a break, he's younger than us, so it will probably be easier for him," said Bill, trying to alleviate the pressure.

"Speak for yourself, William. I for one thought it was terrible! Did you see the way Roxanne's dad was staring at me the whole night? Planning the perfect prank. And it's going to be worse for Scorpy boy. He's a Slytherin, a Malfoy, not to mention, he's dating precious Rose."

"It's not going to be that bad. You guys are only 14, it's not supposed to be that big a deal so all you'll probably get are glares from everyone and all the pranks and stuff will be the kids… and Teddy," reassured Collin.

"I don't think so. They are going to be worse because he's 14. There are more chances for Rosie dearest to be hurt."

"Wow, Connor. Now I know why you and Roxy are so good together."

"We are, if I say so myself."

"So here's all you need to know, you know to survive…" started Bill.

A/N: Don't worry, everything that happened to Jack and the all of the advice will come out eventually. This was originally supposed to be the first chapter, then every chapter being one person threatning Scorpius but then I got lost in the background. So I guess I am establishing my next-gen OC's and all the characteristics I suppose. Remember to review! (And Annie, I'm still waiting for suggestions you know, for the T&D one)