A.N: okay. I've decided. There is going to be 49 chapters in this story and an epilogue. The last five chapters will be finding and killing Monoka. The rest of the chapters up to that will be funny!

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon. Not even my beloved Sam. But I do have joint ownership of the Sakura Plushies with Kasadi!

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" JOSH OPEN UP!" Beth said banging on his bedroom door. She was finally able to bust it open. She looked at her son with her eyes the size of dinner plates.

" uh..mom..I know this looks bad."

" Yes. Just don't let your sister catch you. Cause I will not intervene in this one." Beth said. She slowly walked out and closed the door. Then she walked downstairs. Emma was sitting on the couch watching TV. " Hey Emma, what time is the dance?"

" Well," She started as she flipped through channels. " It starts at 7 but I'm waiting for Josh to take me over to Sam's so I can get ready, but he's taking forever!" Emma groaned.

Beth took this chance to make her daughter's boredom into extreme pleasure. " Well, why don't you go upstairs and get him. I have to leave in twenty minutes for the party. It's already 5:30 and I have to pick up your dad from work."

Emma nodded and turned off the TV. She got up and went upstairs to Josh's room. She opened the door and saw what was both shocking, and what was also invading her personal possessions.

" Hey Emma, You're a B cup. A really small B cup. 32? Jeez. It's even small enough to fit me. And I don't have boobs."Josh said looking in the mirror. Then he smiled evilly at her. He had no shirt on, and was wearing one of her black bras. Her eye was twitching. Really twitching.

" THAT DOES NOT FIT YOU! And for your information, I was an 28A last year, and I got that yesterday! I've grown a lot."

" Sure, you keep telling your self that. " Josh said as he put his hands on his hips and bent down to look at her at eye level. " flat chest." Emma was getting really mad.

" BANZAI!" she yelled launching herself at him. Josh tried to run but she jumped on his back. She wrapped her legs around his waist so she wouldn't fall. Josh was spinning trying to throw her off, but Emma was searching his back for the clasp to take it off. " Shit. This is the one that clasps on the front."

" It makes it so much easier to hook it on!" Josh said, but he squealed when he felt his younger sister's hands dive for his chest hair. " AHHHHH! IT HURTS!"

" I wouldn't have your chest hair if you would stop moving so I could get the clasp!"

" NEVER! I'M GONNA WEAR THIS TO THE DANCE!" Josh yelled. Emma tried for the clasp again. Then they heard the doorbell ring. They didn't pay attention to it. Emma was more worried about getting her bra back.

" EMMA SAM'S HERE!" Beth called up. Josh stopped moving long enough to look at the door. Emma fell off with a thump. Josh then thought of an evil idea and looked at his sister.

" Don't you dare." she said. Josh just smiled and started running for the door. Emma dashed for him.

Josh had just made it to the stairs when Emma tackled him and they went rolling down each step. They landed at the front door where Sam was standing. Emma was on top of Josh with her legs sprawled across his stomach. She was fumbling with the clasp, but Josh kept smacking her hands away. Josh threw her off and stood up.

" Hey Sam, look at how small your girlfriend's boobs are. TINY! But I think this looks rather dashing on me. Should I wear my red tie with it? OR perhaps my sponge bob tie. What do YOU think sam."

Sam blushed and hid his eyes behind his hand. " Spongebob." Josh smiled. But, his face changed when Emma tackled him again.

" MOOOOOOOOM!" Josh whined.

" I told you. I won't intervene on this one." Beth crossed her arms across her chest. She was trying very hard not to laugh. Emma was beating the crap out of him. Finally, Emma undid the hook on the bra and got it off of Josh. She jumped up and waved it in the air.

" I GOT IT!" Emma yelled. Then she noticed Sam standing there, still covering his eyes. She blushed and quickly hid the bra behind her back. " you can look now." Emma told him. Sam hesitated, but took down his hand.

" You were late so I came to get you." Sam said, still blushing. " you ready to go?" Emma blushed.

" Yeah. Let me get my stuff." Emma said. She ran upstairs and came back with a bag and a shoe box. " Let's go. Mom, can you lock my bedroom door?" Emma asked. Beth nodded. Emma kicked Josh before leaving, watching him twitch on the floor, and left with Sam, very amused, but horrified at seeing her brother in her bra. " They're not that small." Emma moaned looking down a little opening at the collar of her shirt.

" What?" Sam asked.

" Nothing." Emma said blushing even more.

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" Someone looks hot!" Serena said as Emma came into the living room. She was wearing a yellow Tank top that came up just above her belly button with a dark blue denim jacket, with matching mini skirt. She had brown foe leather cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, hoop earrings, and her hair in low pig tails. She put on some eyeliner and a yellowish gold eyeshadow ( with sparkles!) and clear lip gloss. She also had bangles on her wrist and a yellow bandana around her neck (with her star pendent underneath of course) and for show, she had a fake star tattoo on her right side just above her cool brown belt with a silver buckle the shape of a bull's head.

" Thank you. But, Mina picked it out. She said the dance was country theme." Emma said. All the girls were in similar outfits. But a little different. But basically, mini skirts, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. The boys each had cowboy hats with plaid shirts and jeans with white undershirts. And cowboy boots.

" Well, let's all get going. I hear their serving Lasagna." Sam said.

" Sam, you sound like Garfield." Emma said. Sam smiled and leaned against the wall.

" okay, car's ready." Ikuko said. " I rented you guys a van. So have fun." Everyone nodded and left. The people who were there were, Serena, Rini, Darien, Katsuro, Ami, her date Hideki, Mina and Josh. Serena, being the president of school social events, managed to get tickets for Rei, Lita, Hotaru and their dates. But, since Trista, Michelle and Amara were all out of high school, she couldn't get tickets for them.

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" Wow. The gym looks cool." Mina said. " Great Job Serena."

" Thanks. I didn't want it to look like a regular rodeo, but a few hay bales and a bull ride. But everything else I made look like a 21st century dance with the country spirit. But there won't be any country music. Blech. And for food. There will be Country Fried Chicken, Home Fries, Hash Browns, and some other stuff we like. A lot of foreign food. Japanese, Chinese, American, Italian. And yes Sam. That includes Lasagna."

" Thank you." Sam said. Emma put her arm around his waist and hugged him a little.

" Save some for me fat cat." Emma poked his stomach.

" Hey, Garfield is okay, but fat cat? That's just mean."

" Oh SaAAMMM!" Emma twinged at that voice. She wasn't going to make Sam leave, because she was there. This is their night to have fun. The last dance went kinda down hill.

" Hey Sakura." Emma said. She was going use her manners. Just because Sakura was there, didn't mean she was going to lose her temper. " I hear your sister came out of her coma."

" And you would know about her how?" Sakura asked. She was in a ridiculously short skirt and a corset that was covering the pink spaghetti strap she was wearing. Not to mention she had stiletto, thigh high boots with fish net stockings.

" Emma was the one who found her that night and got her to a doctor." Sam said. " And they shared a room for a night."

" Hmmm. I didn't know that." Sakura said.

Cool. The kid can keep a secret. Emma thought to herself happily.

" Anyway. Sam. I hear you and Emma have hit a few bumps in your relationship." Sakura said. Emma's eye twitched.

Ohhh I'm going to kill her.

" And where did you hear that?" Sam asked through clenched teeth, trying to keep his cool since Emma was already losing her's.

" It's all over. They said something about you having a mild crush on your's truly." Sakura said.

She's pushing it. REALLY pushing it!

" Sakura. I don't like you. I love Emma. So back off and move on." Sam said.

" Oh come on Sam, it's all an act. How can you love a half blood?" Sakura said. Emma was ready to punch her, but Sam got in the way.

" I love HER. not YOU. Get the picture. Get a life. Get a clue. Get some help. And get out of MY FACE!" Sam yelled. Then he turned and walked away.

" Just watch Hanzo. He'll get tired of you and come crawling to me. Then I'll be the future Mrs. Samuel Tsukino." Sakura yelled. Emma stepped back.

" You keep telling yourself that." Emma whispered in her ear. " and maybe it will happen in your dreams. But never reality." Then she went to follow Sam. She found him by the punch bowl chugging down at what looked like his third glass of punch. " Hey careful. That stuff can make you sugar high." Emma teased. Sam licked his lips and smiled a bit.

" I was afraid that you were going to stop me." Sam said.

" Now why would I do that. She deserves it." Emma said. " We have a few minutes until they start playing some music. Want to go look at some showcases?"

" Sure." Sam said. Emma took his hand and they went out to the hall way. They came to a large showcase for the yearbook pickups.

" Hey, the year books are out." Emma said. She looked for her name to make sure she paid for hers and looked for her personalized book. Sam did the same. Emma opened up to the page for class favorites. " Junior High."

" Favorite hairdo. Rini Tsukino. And Katsuro Yamazaki." Sam laughed. " Their hair is interesting." he agreed.

" Favorite athlete, Sam Tsukino and Saya Juzo." Emma said. " She's a sports nut."

" Favorite Eyes. Emma Hanzo and Daisuke Muchino."

" Favorite smile. Emma Hanzo and Sam Tsukino." Emma said. " Hmm. Didn't expect that."

" I like your smile."

" I like yours too." Emma said. " Just. I didn't like mine."

" Too bad. The whole student body likes yours." Sam said. " Favorite dancer. Sakura Takahashi and Daisuke Muchino." Emma grimaced.

" Okay, favorite couple...Sam Tsukino and..." Emma was afraid to look. " Emma Hanzo!..cool!" Emma said.

" Afraid they were going to say Sakura Takahashi?" Sam asked.

" Yes. Actually. Sakura is editor for the Junior High section. I was afraid she was going to rig the contest."

" Well, actually, she's jr. editor. Rini is head editor." Sam said.

" Cool. That makes me feel better." Emma said. " Three for you, three for me and one for Takahashi-baba." Emma smiled. Sam laughed.

" Hey let's get back to the dance." Sam said. " I hear the music starting." Emma nodded and walked with Sam.

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She says she's no good with words but I'm worse
Barely stuttered out
"A joke of a romantic" or stuck to my tongue

The whole room was dancing wildly to the blaring speakers playing Fall Out Boy.Emma and Sam were singing along with the words, dancing of course.


Weighed down with words too over-dramatic
Tonight it's "it can't get much worse"
Vs. "no one should ever feel like.."

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

Whispered: We're going into D-Minor

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Sam twirled Emma and they then started jumping up and down to the beat.

You always fold just before you're found out
Drink up its last call
Last resort
But only the first mistake and I...

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd loveIf they knew how misery loved me

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress (mattress, mattress)
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead

Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance

" Okay ya'll. It's time to bring out the Kareoke Contest. But if you please, make it a song you knowbecause something happened to our projector andwe can't bring up the lyrics. Sorry. Okay, everyone if you want, sign up on the clipboard up here, look through the selection guide and we'll call you up!" The DJ Announced. Emma looked over to Sam. He shrugged. Emma smiled and made it to the front of the line and picked out a song and signed them up.

" What did you pick?" Sam asked. Emma whispered the title in his ear. Sam frowned. " That's a group number though?"

" I know." Emma smiled.

" You're sneaky." Sam said.

" I know that too."Emma said. " I talked to everyone else. It's you, Darien, Josh and Katsuro. Everyone else backed out." Emma shrugged.

" What! What about you?" Sam asked.

" I have my own number. Which I need you to do a few lines." Emma said.

" Aww.. Come on!." Sam said. Then he saw Emma making her puppy dog pout.

" Okay. When do we come up?" Sam asked.

" You're number three."Emma said. Sam nodded.

" Do I get to be Angel?" Sam asked.

" If you like." Emma smiled.

" Okay. At least I get that." Then the contest started. First Sakura and her friends did " Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" and Emma noticed Sakura wink at Sam. He flipped her off. Which made Emma very happy. Then Serena and Darien did " don't go breaking my heart" which was kind of funny, cause after the song, Serena tripped on the wires for the microphones.

" Okay, up next. We have, Sam Tsukino, Josh Hanzo, Darien Chiba and Katsuro Yamazaki doing...uh...SantaFe from the Musical Rent!" The DJ said. All four guys came up.They grabbed some stools and sat down. Sam borrowed a blonde curly wig, a skirt , and a frilly camisole from somewhere. He looked funny.

SAM:
New York City

KATSURO:
Uh huh

SAM:
Center of the universe

JOSH:
Sing it girl

SAM:
Times are shitty
But I'm pretty sure they can't get worse

DARIEN:
I hear that

SAM:
It's a comfort to know
When you're singing the hit-the-road blues
That anywhere else you could possibly go
After New York would be ... a pleasure cruise

JOSH:
Now you're talking
Well, I'm thwarted by a metaphysic puzzle
And I'm sick of grading papers that I know
And I'm shouting in my sleep,
I need a muzzle
And all this misery pays no salary, soLet's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe
Sunny Santa Fe would be nice
We'll open up a restaurant in Santa Fe
And leave this to the roaches and mice
Oh-oh

KATSURO DARIEN JOSH AND SAM:
Oh-oh-oh-oh

SAM:
You teach?

DARIEN:
Yeah - I teach - computer age philosophy
But my students would rather watch TV

SAM:
America

JOSH SAM DARIEN AND KATSURO:
America!

JOSH DARIEN SAM AND KATSURO:
You're a sensitive aesthete
Brush the sauce onto the meat
You could make the menu sparkle with rhyme
You could drum a gentle drum
I could seat guests as they come
Chatting not about Heidegger, but wine!
Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe Ah oh
Our labors would reap financial gains Santa Fe

JOSH AND KATSURO:
Gains, gains, gains

DARIEN:
We'll open up a restaurant in Santa Fe
And save from devastation our brains

JOSH DARIEN SAM AND KATSURO:

Save our brains
We'll pack up all our junk and fly so far away
Devote ourselves to projects that sell
We'll open up a restaurant in Santa Fe
Forget this cold Bohemian hell
Oh, Oh - Ohhhh, ohhhh, Ohhhh, ohhhh

DARIEN:
Do you know the way to Santa Fe?
You know, tumbleweeds ... prairie dogs ...

JOSH DARIEN SAM AND KATSURO:Yeah

Everyone applauded. It was hilarious.

" Well. Surprisingly, good job guys. And Sam, get out of the skirt. There's a girl out there embarassed to see you that way." the DJ said.

" NO I'M NOT!" Emma yelled. Everyone laughed.

" Okay. Next we have Emma Hanzo singing Today 4 You also from the musical rent. But, first, let's wait for Sam to get out of the skirt." Emma got ready and walked on stage. Sam soon followed, back in his cowboy get up.

"Gentlemen, our benefactor on this Christmas Day Whose charity is only matched by talent, I must say A new member of the Alphabet City avant-garde ...Angel Dumott Schunard!" Sam rang into the mike. He walked off the stage and stood in the front. That was Emma's cue.

EMMA:
Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me

SAM
And you should hear her beat!

KATSURO ( he decided to say this line from the crowd.)

You earned this on the street?

EMMA:

It was my lucky day today on Avenue A
When a lady in a limousine drove my way
She said, "Dahling - be a dear - haven't slept in a year
I need your help to make my neighbor's yappy dog disappear"
"This Akita-Evita just won't shut up
I believe if you play non-stop that pup
Will breathe its very last high-strung breath
I'm certain that cur will bark itself to death"

Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me

We agreed on a fee-
A thousand dollar guarantee
Tax-free - and a bonus if I trim her tree
Now who could foretell that it would go so wellBut sure as I am here that dog is now in doggy hell
After an hour - Evita - in all her glory
On the window ledge of that 23rd story
Like Thelma and Louise did when they got the blues
Swan dove into the courtyard of the Gracie Mews

Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me

Back on the street where I met my sweet
Where he was moaning and groaning on the cold concrete
The nurse took him home for some mercurochrome
Then I dressed his wounds and got him back on his feet
Sing it!

Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow for me, I said
Today for you - tomorrow for me
Today for you - tomorrow ...
Whoa, ohhhhh for me!

The crowd applauded. Emma bowed and walked off stage. There were at least twenty other people who still had to go.

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" Okay. We have the winners for the Kareoke contest!" the DJ said. It had been about three hours later. " We have five minutes until the countdown, so let's hurry! First. Sakura Takahashi and her group, you are disqualified for inappropriate dance moves." You could hear Sakura scream in disgust. " So moving on. Third place, winner of a dinner for two a Le Belle,. Serena Tsukino and Darien Chiba." Serena came up and got their award. " Second place. Emma Hanzo, winner of a $1,000 shopping spree at Mall of Japan in Down town Tokyo!" Emma came up veryfast to get her prize. She was gonna have FUN! " And now, our First place Winners. Who get a trip to DisneyLand Japan for themselves and three guests each..." The DJ said. " Sam Tsukino and His crew!" The whole room applauded. Sam got the prize and came down.

" Okay. I'm bringing Emma, and Hotaru and Trista!" Sam said.

" Mina, Ami and Rei" Josh said.

" Serena and Lita." Darien Said.

" I guess I'll bring Rini ,Amara and Michelle." Katsuro said.

" But there is one more ticket." Serena said.

" I know what we can do to have some fun.." Katsuro said. He had an evil smile on his face.

" What are you planning?" Sam asked.

" You'll see on May 21st, cause that's when we go according to the tickets!" Katsuro said.

" Uh oh." Everyone said.

" Okay. Everyone. After the countdown, we have one more slow dance for the couples out there." The DJ. " Okay. If you look to the screen we have the countdown for New York City with subtitles."

Everyone started to count down.

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1! HAPPY NEW YEARS! Confetti went flying. All the couples started to kiss. Emma got separated from Sam, but he found her. Sam smiled.

"Hnkljljapnlkiuj" was all Emma heard.

" WHAT?" Emma yelled. the music was blaring, not to mention the crowd yelling.

" HAPPY NEW YEARS!" Sam yelled.

" OH!"

" WHAT?"

" OOOHH!" Sam laughed. Then Emma leaned in. Sam leaned too and they had a good five second kiss. Then there was one last slow dance then everyone went out to the van.

" Hey, Emma?" Sam asked. Everyone else was inside the van.

" Yes?"

" What's your New Year's Resolution?" Sam asked. Emma looked at him with sad eyes.

" I think you already know the answer to that." Emma said. Then she went into the car.

" Yeah. I know." Sam mumbled and then went in the car too.

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A.N: that was pretty long! I hope you guys liked it.

Here's another disclaimer:

I do not own the song, Dance, Dance. That's Fall Out Boy.

I do not own Today 4 U or Santa Fe. That is the makers of the movie RENT.

Okay. Hope you likie.

If you look on the reviews for my new Missing Sailor Universe story Jesus take The wheel, Meggie put in a little shortie about me in a four wheeler accident. Yes. I did. I was at a birthday party on Sunday, and we went four wheeling. And I was riding with a friend, and we hit a tree. Ouch. After we stopped I fell off said four wheeler and scraped my back on a tree and then a big ass rock. And apparantly, before I went flying off the four wheeler, I broke the gun rack with my back. So for the next 12 hours I was on my back laying on both an ice pack and hot pack, unable to move. Then, my mom made me go to school on Monday and I could barely walk. Today was a little better, but I am in agony. My mom says I probably sprained my back, and bruised it pretty damn good. So ya. There is the whole story. I was talking to Meggie like two seconds ago and she said she's gonna mention it in reviews for all my stories. So ya. Don't worry I'm okay. Tomorrow is my last day of school! YIPPEEE! And I will be officially allowed to update my stories without sneaking around in the middle of the night! So see you then! Major updates coming in!