I am so, so sorry! This took forever to get out and I apologise. My muse died for a while and then when I started writing again, a lot of family issues came up and then I had to move house and get settled and everything just kind of got in the way. I promise to update more though, for those who are still reading this. The poll is still up on my profile regarding parings, so please have a look at that. I hope you all enjoy!

Disclaimer: OHSHC is not mine. If it was, there'd be a lot of changes.

Three

Or

Broken Haruhi and Advanced Holograms.

I stared down at Haruhi's lifeless body and glared at Tamaki. "Well done, idiot," I snapped, "You've gone and broke Haruhi!" He spluttered helplessly and I glared even more viciously. He retreated to a corner and I crouched down next to Haruhi. I grabbed her shoulder and shook her gently.

"Haruhi, wake up," I coaxed. She didn't do anything. She just laid there. I scowled at stood. "Hey, Morinozuka," I called, "Can you help me put Haruhi onto the settee?"

Takashi didn't reply. He bent down, scooped Haruhi up and set her down on the settee. I blinked at him before flashing him a smile and walking over to the settee. I lifted up Haruhi's feet, sat down and let her feet fall onto my lap. I ate my grapes happily and watched the boys in the room.

Tamaki had returned from his corner and was going on about something - I didn't really care to pay attention. Kyoya was writing in a black book and the twins were talking to each other in low voices with smirks on their faces. Mitsukuni was eating cake while Takashi sat next to him.

I reached into the bowl to get another grape and was dismayed to find that all my grapes had gone. I slipped out from under Haruhi's feet and walked over to one of the twins. The other was pestering Tamaki while the other was searching in his bag for something. I decided that the twin looking in his bag was Hikaru.

"Hikaru, right?" I asked. He looked up at me, a little bit of shock on his face. He nodded and I beamed at him. "Thanks for the grapes," I chirped happily, handing him the bowl before going back over to Haruhi.

Haruhi was moving around a little and her eyes fluttered open. "Hello," I said.

"Hi," Haruhi muttered, sitting up. "What happened?"

"You fainted," I replied bluntly.

"Oh," was all Haruhi had to say.

Kyoya came over then, telling Haruhi to come back to the Music Room straight after school was finished so they could sort out a schedule or something. I stood and stretched, walking over to the door. I bent down and picked up my bag, calling over my shoulder, "See you tomorrow."

Haruhi walked over and we both walked out of the Music Room. We walked silently out of the school and parted after crossing the school gates, and we waved farewell. I walked home with a slight spring in my step. It had been a good day, after all. I had made a new friend, there were six possible friends and I'd managed not to fall after crashing into Tamaki. Yes, I reflected, It was a good day.

When I got home, Demi and Jamie were lounging in the living room. Jamie was sprawled across the two-seater, Demi was curled up on the lone chair which left the three-seater to me. I dropped my bag on the floor and collapsed on the settee.

"Home already?" Jamie questioned.

"Nope," I replied, "I'm actually a hologram." Jamie threw a cushion at me and I caught it, putting it under my head. "I'm a very advanced hologram."

Demi rolled her eyes and said, "Why are you home so early?"

I shifted into a more comfortable position. "Well," I began, "Me and Haruhi went to Library Room 1, but it was pretty noisy so we went to the other three. There were a lot of kids in them though, and they were being pretty loud. We decided to go look for an empty room. We found this Music Room and we went in," I paused to shift again before continuing, "There were six guys in there. Those twins from our class, Hikaru and Kauro, that guy I crashed into after Homeroom, Tamaki, a black haired guy with glasses, Kyoya, a really tall guy, Takashi, and this tiny boy who looks like he's seven or something, Mitsukuni. They were that Host Club we'd heard about," I looked at my sisters and they seemed a little surprised and apprehensive, "Anyway, the guys there thought Haruhi was a boy, and she was too busy trying to leave to correct them. I introduced myself and asked for some grapes. They gave me some and then Haruhi smashed a vase by accident. Now Haruhi is the Host Club's dog and she fainted when they told her."

There was silence for a second before my sisters started to laugh. I rolled my eyes at them.

"We should go visit her tomorrow," Demi said once she'd calmed down.

"Sounds great!" I exclaimed happily. "I wanted to go back, anyway. They have really nice grapes there."

"Only you, Chlo," Jamie said with a shake of her head. I replied by throwing a cushion at her. She retaliated and I hit it away. It hit Demi on the face.

"This means war!" she cried and a Pillow War ensued.

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About an hour later, the three of us collapsed onto the floor of our living room. Pillows were scattered across the room and I reached out for one, slipping it under my head.

"That," Jamie said, "Was exhausting."

"Yeah," I agreed with a drowsy blink.

Demi just grunted, her head buried in a pillow.

"You know we can't sleep here, right?" Jamie said after a few minutes of silence. "Mam'll give us a right talking to if we leave the living room like this."

"Dude, let us sleep. We can clean up later," Demi moaned tiredly.

I sighed and stood up, stretching. "Jame's right, Dem. It's not fair to Mam if we leave the room like this. You know how much of a clean freak she is."

"Just as well she never goes in our room," Jamie said with a grin. She stood up and Demi followed her lead.

We quickly picked up all the pillows and put them back on the settees and chair. I flopped down on the two-seater and picked up the Sky remote. I flicked through the channels, finally putting on a random soap opera.

It wasn't that bad actually, and the entire first series was showing. My sisters and I watched it until about six, when the final episode of series one was finished. I stood up, walking into the bathroom and using the loo. When I came out, Demi walked into the bathroom and it didn't take long until I heard the sound of the shower turning on. I walked into the kitchen and made myself a bowl of Frosties. I ate quickly before cleaning my bowl and spoon and putting them away.

I walked back into the living room and sat back down on the two-seater. I yawned a little and stretched lazily. Jamie had put on one of those reality shows, like Total Wipeout. Demi joined us not long after and we watched TV until we were tired enough to go to bed.

We walked up to our room and I stripped off quickly, pulling on my PJs and diving onto my bed. I slid under the covers and wriggled until I was comfortable. "Night," I called to my sisters. They repeated it and soon I was drifting to sleep.

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When I woke up the next morning, it was half-hour early. I glared at the glowing alarm clock. I knew I wouldn't be able to get back to sleep, so I slowly got out of my bed and walked downstairs. My mother, Lynn, was already awake, and she gave me a hug that was followed by, "Good Morning."

"Good Morning," I muttered blearily. People often said I looked like my mother the most. We were both fairly tall and we both had brown eyes. My mother had dirty blonde hair cut into a short bob. "You working today?" I asked my mum.

"No," she replied, "I've got the day off. How's school so far?" my mum asked.

I started making myself a bowl of Frosties as I considered. "Okay," I said, "We met a girl named Haruhi; she's a scholarship student too. She seems pretty nice," I paused before decided to tell my mother the events of the previous day. When I was finished, my mum raised an eyebrow.

"They're making Haruhi work off the debt?"

I nodded and shovelled some Frosties into my mouth. My mam hummed but didn't say anything. I finished my Frosties quickly and decided to jump in the shower.

"I'm going in the shower, 'kay?" I said to my mum.

"Sure sweetie," My mam replied.

I padded out of the kitchen and went up stairs. I grabbed my clothes for the day and walked back downstairs. I wandered into the bathroom and slipped my PJs off. I shoved them into the hamper before hopping into the shower. I turned it on and set the heat on four - which was pretty hot. I stood out of the way of the water as I waited for the water to get nice and warm. I stuck my foot in the water after about a minute and was pleased to find it was hot. I slipped under the stream of water and slicked back my hair. I grabbed a bottle of a Head And Shoulders and squirted the shampoo into my hand. I massaged it into my hair and rinsed it out soon after.

I continued with my washing routine before switching off the shower. I stepped out of the shower and grabbed a towel. I wrapped it around my body and grabbed a smaller towel. I used the smaller one to dry my hair a little before I grabbed the hair drier from a shelf on the wall. There was a plug socket in the bathroom, so I plugged in the drier and dried my hair quickly. I dried my body after that before pulling on my clothes.

I had decided on a black top with 'I Heart Zombies' written in chunky white lettering. The heart was red and dripping, making it look like it was bleeding onto the word 'Zombies'. I had on a pair of knee length jean shorts, a pair of white Puma trainers and black and blue striped knee-high socks. I put on a Hippy necklace too. I nodded, satisfied with my attire.

I brushed my teeth quickly before walking out of the bathroom and into the living room. I grabbed the brush off the mantle and quickly brushed my hair. I put it up in a messy bun and set the brush down. I settled down on the arm chair and grabbed the TV and Sky remote. I turned to box and TV on and flicked through the channels. There was nothing on really. In the end I decided on watching Recess re-runs.

About five minutes later I heard my sisters thundering around upstairs and I laughed lightly to myself. My sisters bounced downstairs and I heard them walk into the kitchen. I stood up and walked out of the living room and into the kitchen too. I sat on one of the counters as Demi made Jaime and herself some breakfast.

"Morning," Jamie chirped happily.

"G'morning," I replied. Demi grunted something, which I assumed was her greeting. She hadn't had coffee yet so she was a little grumpy.

I slid off the counter and made Demi a cup of coffee. I personally couldn't stand coffee; I was more of a tea person. I handed Demi the coffee and she gave me a thankful smile. The three of us talked happily as my sisters ate. Jamie finished first and announced she was going to have a super quick shower.

"Where's Mam?" I asked Demi curiously.

"Gone to wake Dad up," she said sleepily.

"Kay," I replied.

I stretched needlessly, looking around the kitchen. It was pretty clean, surprisingly. I decided to wash Jamie's plate - she'd had toast - to pass the time. I washed quickly, and by the time I was finished, Jamie was out of the shower. She hadn't been kidding about the super quick part. She was already dressed, and when I looked at Demi, she was too.

Demi was wearing a black T-Shirt with a smiley face and 'don't worry be happy' written on it. They writing and the smiley face were multi-coloured, and reminded me of Reggae music. She had on a pair of faded denim knee-length shorts and Converse with loads of kind-of-anime things on them. She was wearing grey socks with smileys on too. Demi's hair was kept back with a blue hair tie with two smileys on the ends.

Jamie was wearing a white top with 'I Heart Cupcakes' on it. The heart looked like a cupcake with a smiley face on it. She had on denim knee-length shorts (seemed like we were all thinking denim today) and a pair of black Deck Shoes with pink and blue laces. I noticed that she had cupcake earrings in and a skull hair clip that kept her fringe at bay.

I glanced at my watch and told my sisters, "We should leave now."

"Okies!" Jamie exclaimed, looking very excited. I shook my head at her as Demi chuckled.

The three of us left the kitchen, chatting happily. We could talk about anything, at any time. We picked our bags up from where they'd been dumped by the door, checked we had everything (iPod, mobile, keys, books, pencil case etc., etc.) and paused at the door. We fell silent and listened carefully. We could here voices from upstairs, so both our parents were awake.

"We're leaving now!" we called up the stairs in unison, "See you later! Love ya mam, love ya dad!"

Our parents called out their farewells and we walked outside, bouncing into the street. We talked to each other all the way to school. Our topics varied from how much Twilight vampires sucked, to why Severus Snape had a big nose. Like I said, we could talk about anything.

When we reached the impressive gates of Ouran, we glanced down the street. We were looking for Haruhi, and Demi spotted her first.

"Hey Haruhi!" Demi shouted, waving wildly.

"Hi guys," Haruhi said when she reached us.

"So," Jamie started cheerfully, "Chloe tells us that you're the dog of the Host Club now."

Haruhi nodded, annoyance plain on her face.

"C'mon," I said, "Let's go inside," I gestured to the grounds of Ouran High School. Damn, this place is posh, I thought.

Haruhi and my sisters agreed, so we walked past the gates. We walked slowly over the the doors that lead inside. I leaned against the pillar nearest the door, people watching. Nobody at Ouran seemed to be very carefree. They were all talking and laughing of course, but there was nobody playing hide-and-seak, nobody running around, nobody yelling with fun.

We'll soon change that.

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