It was now breakfast time and Lily and James were telling the story for their friends. "Sounds to me like someone's got the hots for a certain toerag." Dani said when Lily was done. Lily glared and threw a biscuit at her.

"It's not funny."

"Do I look like I'm laughing?"

"You did earlier." Molly reminded her. Dani nodded.

"That's because when she stopped screaming she said, 'I had an erotic dream about James Potter and now I'm scared.'" Molly and Alice laughed in their eggs, and Ana laughed in her book. Lily hated all of them. "Honestly Lily. If it's not fate, then what is it?" Dani said while refilling her plate with food. Lily's eyes narrowed.

"It's a cruse." Molly, Ana, Alice, and Dani rolled their eyes in unison. The post arrived and the air was filled with screeches. Ana got a new book from her parents, Molly got a letter from her boyfriend, Alice and Lily got their Daily Prophet, and Dani got a small box. It was wrapped in green Christmas paper with a red bow on top.

Dani arched an eyebrow and pulled one of the ends of the bow. It came off and the box fell apart. Small fireworks were exploding where the top of the box was. And on the bottom running around in circles was a white paper dog. Dani picked it up and opened it. She read and scoffed. "What?" Alice asked while sipping her pumpkin juice.

Triple D, or Dare-Devil-Dani,

Move down six seats.

Seriously,

Sirius

All 5 girls looked to the left to see the Marauders wave. Molly and Alice smiled behind their hands and Ana giggled behind her book. Lily turned the other way when she saw James staring in her direction. Dani stood up and walked down six seats which landed her in between Sirius and James. She put her elbows on the table and rubbed her temples.

"So let me get this straight. You wrote a note, made it into a paper dog, bewitched it to chase it's tale, put it in a Christmas wrapped box even though it's September, added a couple of fireworks and tied it with a bow just to say move six seats down?" Sirius nodded childishly.

"Remus helped." Dani looked at Remus who shrugged.

"He was bugging me at 3 AM this morning. I wanted to hit him but that would have completely woken me up."

"But doing spells didn't?" Dani asked. Remus shook his head.

"Nope." James shook his head and stopped the conversation.

"Yeah, yeah. Back to more important things. Like my dream last night." James said gaining Dani's attention. Halfway through his dream, Dani's head was leaning on her hand and had stopped paying attention after the first minute. Instead she noticed things that she never had before about her best friend. Like how his hair was so tempting to touch, or how his nicely chiseled chest was visible through his white shirt. She was so busy staring at James, that she didn't notice that he had stopped talking. "Danielle?" James said while waving his hand in front of Dani's face.

"Wow." Remus remarked. "You said her full first name and she didn't make an attempt to strangle you. She must be out of it." James gently shook her shoulder.

"You have gorgeous eyes." Dani said with her eyes slightly glazed over. Sirius spit out his pumpkin juice from behind her.

"WHAT?!" All 4 of the Marauders asked. Dani shrugged. She was back to normal, but it seemed like she had meant what she said.

"I just never noticed it before."

"Noticed what before? That you were a girl?" The four girls and the Marauders all looked at the bottom of Dani's hair, and sure enough, the red had gotten an inch higher.

"Dani, don't turn around." The Marauders and the girls said, even quiet little Ana. Dani clenched her fists and continued the conversation as if Ashley and her goons weren't behind her. Unfortunately, that was a bad idea.

"And no offense James, but why should I listen to your dream last night, when Lily already told me the same thing this morning?" When she realized what she said, she gasped along with everyone in hearing distance which included the Marauders, Ashley and her clones, and the Gryffindors who had been paying attention. "I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that." Dani said while shaking her hair, making it hit James and Sirius lightly. Ashley smirked.

'Ooh. Revenge.' She thought. Ashley then climbed on the seat and stepped on the table. By now most of the Great Hall was looking at her and when she spoke everyone was. "Hear me, hear me. I would just like the Great Hall to know that Lily Evans is having very naughty dreams about James Po-" She didn't finish her sentence because Dani grabbed her ankle and pulled it out from under her, causing her to hit her head on the table. But the damage was done. Everyone only had to guess to create rumors about Lily Evans and James Po. Lily felt her eyes well up at how her ex-best friend would do something so bad as to tell an enemy a secret. She heard the whispers and wanted to cry but not in front of everyone. She stood up and sprinted towards the door

"Lily!" Dani yelled and chased after her, hoping she could make things right. James and Sirius turned around to see McGonagall with her usual facial expression.

"Take Miss Evans and Miss Carlson their timetables. They have almost your exact schedule." With that she turned and walked back to the staff table. Madam Pomfrey came towards them, levitated the unconscious Ashley and rushed off towards the hospital wing, Ashley's clones right behind her crying a lake's worth of crocodile tears. The Hall went quiet for a while, before returning to their previous conversations.

"So," James smirked. "Evans is dreaming about me." Remus was going to say something but decided against it. Sirius shook his head and clapped his best friend on the back.

"Whatever man. So who do you want to give their timetable to? Pick Lily please." Sirius said. James' smirk turned into a grin.

"Black finally admits it. He's got a crush on Hogwarts #1 Hottie." Sirius, though, decided to deny the truth.

"I don't have a crush on Dani. You just said it your self. She is the Hogwarts #1 Hottie for the girls, so she's hot. There's no denying that. We, of course are tied for #1 Hottie in the guys, but that's beside the point. The main reason why I want you to give Lily her timetable is because you get along with her better than I do." Remus arched an eyebrow.

"Lily and James get along?" Remus asked.

"Better than me and her! You remembered what happened this summer. She kicked me where the sun don't shine."

"That's because you sunk into her room with both a magical and a muggle camera to take pictures of her undressing. I'm amazed she only kicked you once." Remus answered.

"You did?" James asked with surprise. "Even I'm not that stupid." Sirius glared at the both of them.

"I'll let Reus' remark slide because tonight's the full moon and he tends to get cocky. James, wait till Quidditch practice." With that he picked up Dani's timetable, his bag and left the Great Hall, With James, Remus, and Peter who had been silent through breakfast behind him.

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"Lily, Lily. Lils!" Dani called down the hall. Lily continued to ignore her as she headed towards Divination, which she knew was first.

'Why are there so many damn stairs?' Lily thought as she climbed higher and higher.

"Lily you can't stay mad at me forever."

"Yes I can! Ever heard of a redhead's temper?" Lily said without turning around. When they finally reached the Divination classroom, both girls were tired and sweaty from going up the stairs so fast. Once both girls had preformed a drying charm, Dani resumed where they had left off on the stairs.

"Fine! If you're not talking to me, I want my Transfiguration book back." Lily didn't object. She just pulled out the textbook and hurled it at Dani. Dani ducked just as it narrowly missed her head. When the boys got up there 5 minutes later, Lily and Dani were throwing books and bewitching suits of amour to fly at each other.

"Expelliarmus!" Remus yelled. He aimed it at Lily first.

"Ha!" Dani said before her own wand flew out of her hand. "Hey!" Remus rolled his eyes.

"Reparo." He said while pointing at the suits of amour which fixed themselves and flew back to where they had been standing before. Lily crossed her arms and glared at the 4 boys in front of her.

"Who's got my timetable?" She asked. James held it out and she snatched it from his hand without a second glance. Luckily for them, Professor Dale opened the trapdoor allowing them and their arriving classmates in. Lily stormed in and sat at a table far from the door. Dani accepted her timetable from Sirius and the 5 entered the classroom also. Dani walked towards the table Lily was at, but she saw her coming and grabbed a Sixth Year Hufflepuff named Erica Smith. Dani, feeling very insulted, went over to sit with the Marauders.

"Ooh. Harsh." Sirius said as they pulled out their books.

"Tell me about it." Dani sighed. "I just lost my best friend."

"I thought I was your best friend!" Sirius asked mockingly.

"In your dreams dogboy." Dani said with a smirk. Sirius who was one her left, leaned in closer to Dani until the only thing that could fit between their faces was a piece of parchment.

"You always are Dani." Their eyes seemed to lock in on each other and they didn't move. James, Remus and Peter leaned in closer as if edging them on. When they thought that the two were finally going to kiss, Professor Dale interrupted. She always did have the worst timing.

"Black, Carlson, please wait until later to let your hormones run wild." The whole class snickered, Lily being the loudest.

"Way to go, Carlson." Lily sneered from her spot across the room.

"Stick a sock in it, Evans." Dani retorted. Both girls gasped. They had been best friends since they met and had never been angry at each other for more than 10 minutes. Professor Dale choose this moment to go in one of her crazy rants. (A/N Picture Trelawney with crazier hair and a more twisted mind. I shudder at the thought)

"Evans, Carlson, stop bickering and take out your textbooks." Dale shook her head. "Evans and Carlson are fighting and not sitting next to each other. Next thing you know Black and Potter will be plotting their pranks against each other. I knew it. I saw this coming. The world is ending!" She said putting emphasis on the last word. The Marauders table and the two others closest to her moved back three steps. Dale looked around her classroom. "Read and discuss your past dreams quietly." With that, she turned and walked back to her desk. Lily and Erica began to talk quietly while Dani glared and growled.

"Dani, how are you feeling?" Remus asked cautiously. Dani slowly moved her attention from burning holes in Lily's head, to face Remus.

"Why do you ask?"

"Because when you came in this classroom, your nails were blue and short and now they're red and long." Dani looked at her nails to see he was right.

"Remus my best friend hates me, she's calling me by my last name, and to make it worst, she's hanging out with some Hufflepuff slut bigger than Ashley that Sirius has done 3 times." James and Peter snorted at the last part, while Remus tried to hide a smile.

"Hey!" Sirius said. "I only did her twice."

"You're blocking out Halloween." Dani said as she watched her fingernails turn blue again and grow shorter.

"Oh yeah. Now that was a bad shag."

"Really? Cause I thought she was bad period." James said.

"Wait, you both did her? Where was I?" Remus asked.

"You were with her shy best friend, Rachel, studying for Charms." James replied.

"If Sirius and James were doing her, and Remus was studying, then where was I?" Peter asked. The other three Marauders looked between each other, they all shrugged and said,

"Who knows?" Dani stared at the 4 in disbelief.

"Are all of you missing the big picture? Sirius and James did the same girl, probably within hours of each other! I'm amazed neither of you have caught something!" Dani resumed her old position of burning holes in Lily's head, and tapping her fingers on the table which went back to red and long.(A/N her nails will be like 2 inches longer. Cause if they were longer than that, it would be creepy) Everyone shrived from a slight breeze that went through the room, even though they windows were closed.

Lily shrived and looked at Dani to see her glaring. Lily put on a clearly fake smile and did a sarcastic wave. Dani mimicked her and did it back. Lily smirked in her head. 'Good.' She thought. 'Serve's her right.' Lily looked back at Erica who was telling her about all the times she had slept with Sirius black. 'Maybe I should have picked someone else to sit with though.' She thought as she cringed. "Erica, can we not talk about you sex life with Black?" She asked. Erica nodded.

"Sure we can talk about James!" Lily mentally slapped herself. 'That is so much worse!' Luckily, the bell rang and Lily dashed for the door. She had a free period and nodded to go somewhere she could be alone and think. And she knew the place well. She ran to the 7th floor corridor and walked by the wall three times. When the door appeared she grabbed the handle, opened it, and slammed it shut behind her. The room was decorated to look just like the Gryffindor Common Room, minus the king-size bed. On a small table in front of the raging fire, was an assortment of chocolate. Light chocolate, dark chocolate, Caramel chocolate, white chocolate, Bertie Botts chocolate, Honeydukes chocolate, and cookie dough chocolate. (A/N if you didn't catch that, I really like Chocolate!) Lily dropped her bag on the floor and walked to the table. She picked up a candy bar, unwrapped it, took a bite and flopped down on the couch.

"In the Gryffindor Common Room, Dani had just done the same thing. "Why does she have to be so stubborn? I mean honestly, why is she so thickheaded?" Dani asked no one in particular. Remus, who had been getting paler by the hour, was looking in the fire as if he was having a staring contest with it. James was sitting cross-legged in front of a couch; eyes closed and head back, while Dani ran her fingers through his long, unruly hair. Sirius was sitting in a chair, watching James with a look of loathing, and every now and then his hand would inch towards his wand. Peter was lying on his back staring at the ceiling.

"Well, then that's two things you in common. Being thickheaded and stubborn." Sirius stated. Dani turned to glare at Sirius and unconsciously stopped stroking James' hair. James however did notice.

"Why'd you stop?" He turned around to ask. Dani scoffed and resumed her old position of touching James hair and James resumed his old position.

"Yeah, yeah. Let's worry about James' needs later. The person's whose needs are most important right now are Moony's." Remus turned at the sound of his name and looked at them as if this was the first time he had seen any of them.

"Yeah," Peter piped up. "James has detention. What about the full moon?"

"Both Lily and McGonagall will be suspicious if I'm not there. And one of them being suspicious is bad enough. And one of them being suspicious is bad enough." James said. He opened his eyes and grinned at Dani. "You're good with your hands. In more than one. It's probably from years of practice and experience." James wiggled his eyebrows to make sure they caught his drift.

"Potter, start focusing on the conversation, and stop focusing on the thing that's clearly growing in your pants." Sirius said. Dani snickered while Peter laughed out loud. Even Remus cracked a smile. "So James has a detention tonight, but it's also the full moon and he needs to be Prongs. Well the answer is simple. We need someone to pose as James." Sirius said one Peter had finished cackling. James stood up and dusted himself off.

"Well, good luck finding someone to play the part of me. Dani stood up beside him and rolled her eyes.

"He's right you know. You can't just get anyone to play James Michael Potter. They have to be perfect. They have to have a big head, a bigger ego, an extremely cocky side, must be 99 testosterone, and his family jewels must be ready to stand at attention every five minutes because James is just that horny." Dani finished her statement by patting James on the chest twice. "Isn't that right, big boy?"

"Well then let's describe the perfect actress for you. She'd have to know she was hot, she'd have to flaunt he body every opportunity she got, she'd have to be good at faking orgasms, and know every sex position know to man and animals." James grinned clearly proud of himself. Unnoticed to the two, Peter had suck up behind them and pulled about a handful of hair from each of their heads. Unfortunately for them, they felt the hair leave.

"Peter?!"

"Wormtail?!" They yelled.

"Sirius told me to!" He said as he ran over to where Sirius stood with his hands behind his back, clearly holding something. From behind him he brought out a clear, plastic container full of bubbling, green potion. James and Dani instantly knew what Sirius had in mind.

"Look. It's perfect. You guys have known each other since you were 4. You know everything about each other. Besides Dani, if you can be James for a school day, then you can definitely be James for two hours." Sirius said while putting the hair in the glasses he had just conjured.

"Well, Mr. Genius, did you think about how I'll have to be James for two extra hours?" Dani said while putting her hands on her hips.

"Fine. James can be you for two hours tomorrow, while you sleep in late. After two hours you appear and James can take the detention for missing class. Agreed?" Sirius said.

"Sure." Dani said.

"Only because I need 5 more detentions to set the new Hogwarts record." James.

"Good. Now go get each other's robes." Sirius commanded. James went off to the Boy's dorm, while Dani watched him go.

"I swear that boy think's he's a muggle." Dani said while pulling out her wand. She then updated the robes she was wearing. When James got back, they switched clothes and went in different directions to change. Dani came back looking like she was going to drown in James' clothes and kept tripping over the pants. James on the other hand looked like the clothes had shrunk, and the skirt was barley covering anything. They each took the appropriate glass from Sirius and downed it without thinking. They both started to cough up the disgusting taste, but saw and felt the effects almost instantly.

Dani got taller and began to fill out her pants and robes more. Her long black hair started to shorten, and her dark skin started to lighten incredibly. Her boobs disappeared and became more toned and muscular. Also he hour glass figure vanished. Her eyes went from Brown to Hazel, and her hair began to stick up in every direction. James, on the other hand, began to get shorter. His hair became longer, smoother and went down to his waist. He also earned bangs. His well defined chest, shrunk in and he grew boobs. Also he grew curves and he earned an hour glass figure. His eyes changed color and he removed his glasses, being able to see without them for the first time in years. His skin had gone from pale, to a nice, rich, chocolate color. When both transformations were done, the two teens looked at each other. "So that's what I look like to everyone else!"

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Well, there's Chapter 4! Sorry it took so long! But with uploading 2 stories, i also had writer's block. Well enjoy! And review to tell me if you like it, or what i can do to make it better! Love ya!