Hey, I'm back after months of writers block. You know how you have an awesome idea, but you don't know how to lead up to it? I'm a bit rusty so if it's bad, don't hate me!

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"Sirius, this is awesome! I have boobs, curves and a very nice arse!" James, who now looked like Dani, said while running his hands all over his now feminine body. Dani, who now looked like James, eyes widened and rushed to him, forcing his hands by his sides.

"Stop! Girls don't do that! Guys I'm not so sure about!" (A/N James is in Dani's body, and Dani is in James' body. Remember that now or you'll get really confused by the character's actions) James said while putting his hands on his hips. Now it was Dani's turn for her eyes to pop out of her head.

"Well, guys don't put their hands on their hips, so I guess we're even!" James reluctantly stood up straight and instead crossed his arms across his chest.

"Happy now?" He asked mockingly.

"Yes!" Dani said while placing her hands on his hips. 5 seconds later, she removed them. "It feels too weird!"

"What about me? How am I supposed to walk with this…thing?!" James said while motioning towards his pelvis.

"How am I supposed to walk without it?" Dani bantered back.

"Not to interrupt this heartfelt moment," Sirius said. "But since we don't have much time left before our next class, I think you guys should perfect each other's life's, starting with their walks. James, you first." James looked at Dani.

"Go!"

"I'm Dani remember? You're James now!" Dani said. James narrowed his eyes and glared.

"Shut up." He then walked toward the Common Room door and back. He actually wasn't too bad, except for tripping on the way back.

"My turn!" Dani said all girly-like. She then attempted to do something that could be called a strut. She swung her hips rather violently, seemed to be bent at an angle forcing her chest and butt to stick out and kept stumbling in her heels. "Well, how was that?" she said when she was done.

Sirius, Remus, Peter, and James looked at each other before falling backwards on the carpet, tears running down their faces, they were laughing so hard. If it wasn't for her dark skin, Dani would have blushed a deep red, but instead her cheeks turned the faintest color of pink. "Its not as easy as it looks you know!" She retorted while crossing her arms across her chest. James rolled his eyes, took off his robes, rolled up his sleeves and said,

"We got a lot of work to do."

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By the time it was time to go to their next class, Charms, Dani could walk, talk, and stand like a girl. She could even spin in heels. "Am, I good, or am I good?" She asked, right hip cocked to the side, right hand on it, one eyebrow raised, and a smirk on her face to rival that of a Weasley Twin. James threw her bag at her.

"I'd say don't get cocky, but I forgot it was you in there. Now remember James, you're not in your own body and neither am I. If you do anything to hurt my reputation, I'll do something 10 times as bad."

"Thank you mother." Dani said. "I'll be a perfect angel." James smiled and shook his head as the 5 walked out of the common room, Sirius placing a flask in each bag. When they got down to the classroom, they saw that Lily had also gotten there early. When Lily locked eyes with Dani, she sent a glare before turning on her heel to face the door. James sighed and Dani hugged him.

"When is she gonna forgive me?" James asked with a sigh. Sirius patted him on the back.

"Don't sweat it. She has to come around some time. I mean you do share a dorm with her." Lily of course, getting confused, looked back at the 5 to see them wave and hear a chorus of "Hey Evans." She rolled her eyes and turned back around. Before anything else could happen, the door was opened and inside was none other than Professor Flitwork, smiling up at them.

"Well, don't stand out in the hall. Come in, come in!" He said just as other students came around the corner. When the bell rang and finally everyone was seated, Flitwork just like every other teacher that day, said how it was so important, no essential, that they make the best of the year. Halfway through the speech, no one was listening. Even Lily had zoned out.

Her head was resting on her left palm, while the fingers on her right hand tapped the table. Usually when she was this bored, she'd be talking or writing notes with Dani. She glanced back and saw her in a heated discussion with Sirius, Remus, James and Peter, who looked like he was at least trying to comprehend what his friends were saying. James took this moment to look up and lock eyes with Lily. She prepared herself for a wink, a smirk, something, but instead she got a small smile, before he went back to his conversation. Lily turned back around and thought, "Potter, James Potter, James Michael Potter, just looked at me and didn't do anything. What's wrong with me?"

"Well, I'll split you into your groups and you can start your homework. Malfoy and Narcissa Black…Lupin and Smith (A/N Ana's last name. Forgot to give her one)…Pettigrew and Jones…Sirius Black and Craver…Chang and Carlson…and Evans and Potter."

"Oh damn." Said Lily.

"Oh shit." Said Sirius.

"Oh fuck." Said James.

"Oh hell." Said Dani.

"Well, you're wasting your time grumbling." Said Flitwork. "Hop to it." There was some grumbling as the students moved to sit with their partners.

"Good luck." James, Dani and Sirius said to each other as they stood up. Behind them they heard giggling that could only belong to one person.

"Come on Siri. We got "homework to do. Let's start with anatomy." And with that being said Ashley Craver dragged him away, Sirius groaning. "I know, me too!" She said excitedly.

"Why did he like her?" James asked through gritted teeth.

"She's easy and has a body." Dani said giving her a once over. James hit her on the back of the head.

"You. Are. A. Girl." He hissed in her ear. "Besides, watch out for Chang." They turned to see a cute, tall, Asian boy leaning against a desk and smiling innocently. "Don't let his smile fool you. He's a freak, a terrible kisser, and his hands can go from by his side to up a skirt in less than 3 seconds. Also his hands are really clammy and always cold." James shuddered and seconds later so did Dani.

"Thank you for the bad mental pictures."

"Whatever, just keep an eye on his hands." James said while pushing Dani towards him and walking towards Lily, who hadn't moved, let alone turned around since Flitwork assigned partners. He checked his watch and made a mental note to take the Polyjuice potion as soon as class ended. "So Evans. About that homework. I have no idea what it is."

"Do you ever know what the homework is?" Lily muttered under her breath.

"Rarely, but yes I do." Lily turned to look at him and arched an eyebrow at him. "Ears like a stag." James' eyes widened. "I mean ears like a bat because ears like a stag doesn't make sense. Right? So anyway, what about that homework?" James stuttered. Lily rolled her eyes and just started scribbling on a piece of parchment.

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"So Ashley. How ya been?" Sirius asked while rocking back and forth in his seat. He had always been awkward talking to one of his exes.

"It's been good. And you?"

"Okay I GUESS!" he said screaming the last word, making everyone in the room turn to look at him. He chuckled nervously and said "how's it going?" to them before turning sharply to Ashley, removing her hand from his upper thigh and said, "what the hell do you think you're doing?" A small pout formed across Ashley's glossed lips.

"Come on. We always used to do things like this in class. What's the matter with you?" She asked while crossing her arms and sitting back in her chair.

"Maybe it's the fact that we're not together anymore." After a few seconds he added, "And stop touching me!"

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"So Remus, ready to get started?" Ana timidly asked. Remus, who was as pale as a ghost just nodded and began to take out his books. "Remus, are you alright? You don't look well at all." Ana said while placing the back of one of her hands on his forehead. Remus felt warmer than he had in a while. He slowly removed her head and said,

"I'm fine. Me mum's still sick and I'm just worried about her is all. I'm going to see her tonight." Ana smiled and nodded.

"Don't worry. I'm sure she'll be fine." With that she got out her parchment and began to write.

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Peter and Michelle just sat there awkwardly, wishing they were paired with someone else.

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"So Chang, how are you?" Christopher shrugged.

"Alright. Not much changed since last year. Same house, same friends, maybe a bit taller. What about you?" He asked.

"Pretty much the same thing." Dani responded before looking at the board to figure out what the homework was. 'Dani was just over reacting. This Chang dude can't be more harmful than a fly.' Just then, she felt cold air blow against the back of her neck, causing the hair on her neck to stand up, she looked back over at Christopher to see him studying his Charms book with a serious expression, when he noticed Dani staring at him, he gave her a smile in return before instantly going back to his book. Dani shook her head and began to look for her book in her bag. As she was about to straighten up, she felt a breeze somewhere that she really shouldn't have. She straightened up to see that her skirt was just covering her underwear. She pulled it back down 6 inches, which is where it had been seconds before.

5 minutes later, her top buttons on her shirt came undone, and Chang had a smile on his face that he was failing at hiding. 'Way more harm than a fly!' She thought franticly as she re-buttoned her shirt.

Not soon after, she felt something cold on her leg and noticed that it was Chang's hand, and it was slowly getting higher. He leaned into her while he massaged her inner thigh. "Hmmm. Just as soft as ever." He whispered in her. Dani almost busted out laughing.

'If only he knew exactly who was in this body. He'd be as scarred for life as I am now.' Lucky for Dani, the bell rang signaling the end of class. While everyone gathered their stuff, he whispered again, "So wanna meet up later and," he winked. "Catch up?" Dani slapped Christopher across his face, before rushing out of the room.

"I don't wanna be the one to say I told you so, but I told you so!" James said while grinning. Dani glared as she smoothed her shirt, and straightened her skirt.

"Why'd you date him?" Dani asked James while placing her bag on her shoulders.

"The same reason why you weren't careful with him. Thought he was innocent, harmless, and that I'd have a good time with him. Big shocker when I found out the truth. Nothing but airhead playboy, who somehow got into Ravenclaw."

"Which was when?" Remus asked clearly amused by the whole thing.

"Like 10 minutes later." James said as they walked to their next class.

"Kelly, Did that dude just say he dated a guy?" A third year Gryffindor asked as they passed. Her friend hit her on the shoulder.

"No genius, you must have heard wrong. That was The James Potter, tied with Sirius Black for Hogwarts #1 Hottie, aka a Legend. Why would he date a guy, Brittany? No wonder you're not in Ravenclaw." Kelly said while walking off in a huff.